Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink - Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

[JSGOTI]

And once more, our favorite spud is blowing all of his money on tattoos while continuing to constantly beg for money for self care and things related to his electrolysis and upcoming 'surgery', and it would seem that he moved up the time table as I thought these had been off the table until after his surgery, based off an earlier post.

But, as always, enjoy the horrible ink, and let it sink in that they are EXACTLY how he wanted them, not due to a scratcher in a back alley doing the work for cheap. Then again, isn't that the stereotype, that new artists practice on pig flesh?

Also, can we take a few moments to appreciate just how fantastic of a job that the Portland Electrolysis Clinic is doing on that carpet of hair that covers his back, and that beautiful stubble because this proud, trans, latinx, woman, is above the standards of beauty that society wishes to force upon them.

 

[GS 281]

He should get a tattoo that says "Produced in Idaho" because he's a potato lolol

 

[Positron]

He is squeaking again. If they hadn't restrained him he'd have bounced around the place.

And how much does he have to pay to have photos taken?

Also, can we take a few moments to appreciate just how fantastic of a job that the Portland Electrolysis Clinic is doing on that carpet of hair that covers his back, and that beautiful stubble because this proud, trans, latinx, woman, is above the standards of beauty that society wishes to force upon them.

No fair. Even if the electrolysis appointments were true, they are only for his unmentionable region.

And Phil even has a Four Year Plan. How cute!

Spoiler: Four Year Plan

 

[Jaded Optimist]

How does he seriously have money for these tattoos? No one donates to him anymore and his tardbux shouldn't be enough.

 

[cumrobbery]

I have to wonder what his blood-ink level is by now

 

[MasterDisaster]

If you look at the PTL tattoo on his neck it looks kind of infected, doesn't it?

 

[Ruin]

How does he seriously have money for these tattoos? No one donates to him anymore and his tardbux shouldn't be enough.

Maybe the places he frequents allow installment payments?

 

[Positron]

Maybe the places he frequents allow installment payments?

If they trust someone like him, they're too stupid to run a business.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If you look at the PTL tattoo on his neck it looks kind of infected, doesn't it?

Every time we see his tattoos, at least one of them looks infected.

The odds are that one of those infections will eventually kill him, leeching from him life as he leeches from the US government money.

 

[JSGOTI]

Oh yeah, before I forget again, have some BONUS CONTENT!
First up, we've got him trying to 'sing' to a song...

And then this video was originally silent, but it was all I could think of when I saw it.

 

[Ruin]

Does he cut his hair like that in an attempt to be "edgy" or has his male pattern baldness reached critical mass?

 

[Henry Bemis]

After umpteen thousand trips to the tattoo parlor, he gets one that's comprehensible.

 

[El Porko Fako]

First up, we've got him trying to 'sing' to a song...

[/MEDIA]

To be fair to Phil, I think most AFI fans look like that nowadays.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I know it's utter shitposting, but goddamn, those rat teeth in that deformed upper jaw, that massive potato-shaped head, and the way his chin just sort of morphs into the dollop that is his body. At least Phil can larp as someone with down's syndrome if he ever feels really in need of sympathy.

I'd bet my last bike lock that the stupid tattoo he's got planned there will be on his arms, head or lower legs, just so it can be seen. What use is a statement if it's not on a billboard, after all?

Phil, the original capitalist pig, spending his money like a good boy on following every rule of his stereotype of a subculture. So anarchy!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If they trust someone like him, they're too stupid to run a business.

This is that ethical vegan agender nuclear-free place, right? So yeah, we can’t rule naivety out.

I miss the days when he avoided showing his teeth.

 

[moorhen]

It’s impressive he manages to maintain such a weight, eating solid foods when your teeth are made of butter must be hard.

 

[m0rnutz]

Oh yeah, before I forget again, have some BONUS CONTENT!
First up, we've got him trying to 'sing' to a song...

And then this video was originally silent, but it was all I could think of when I saw it.

I like how he hates capitalism, and everything owns is capitalism.

He is squeaking again. If they hadn't restrained him he'd have bounced around the place.

And how much does he have to pay to have photos taken?



No fair. Even if the electrolysis appointments were true, they are only for his unmentionable region.

And Phil even has a Four Year Plan. How cute!

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Spoiler: Four Year Plan

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Is this dumb motherfucker getting three different tattoos or one? The gear will cover the biker head, the county lines are going to be over the biker.....for fucks sake Phil learn how to layer outside of a computer

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

At this point I don’t even do A-logging. I just laugh at Phil’s unlimited capacity to behave like an exceptional individual. I think I’ll only find peace when he gets his forehead inked.

 

[Done]

Am I the only one who sees the similarity between Phil's side-head tattoo and Chris's "cutie mark"?

Spoiler: Cutie mark

It's like that hackneyed plot you see in cartoons where the villain-of-the-week is just like the hero, only edgier.