3/15 Phillip Vincent Haskins-Delici, Master of Lies and TMI -

[VLAD]

The Physical: We know this is bullshit, but why would you think the people on your friends' list would want to know about bleeding and discharge? Christ. Also I literally laughed out loud at "showering every damned day."

The Emotional: As usual, Phil's able to recognize that everyone hates him, but he can't understand why. And it seems Amaterasu's Latina now.

The Future: lol good luck fatty

 

[MMX]

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The Physical: We know this is bullshit, but why would you think the people on your friends' list would want to know about bleeding and discharge? Christ. Also I literally laughed out loud at "showering every damned day."

The Emotional: As usual, Phil's able to recognize that everyone hates him, but he can't understand why. And it seems Amaterasu's Latina now.

The Future: lol good luck fatty

This is the last report i will write because lying is hard.

 

[Psycho]

It's his last report, until his asspatters forget he was neutered and he starts going on about getting an orchiectomy again.

 

[GetShrekt]

Philly-boy, on the .001% chance you did get your tater tots lopped off, you don't have enough skin left down there to have a vaginoplasty.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil wants to "embrace his womanhood". Obviously this weekend he plans to snuggle up with Christine.

 

[MMX]

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The Physical: We know this is bullshit, but why would you think the people on your friends' list would want to know about bleeding and discharge? Christ. Also I literally laughed out loud at "showering every damned day."

The Emotional: As usual, Phil's able to recognize that everyone hates him, but he can't understand why. And it seems Amaterasu's Latina now.

The Future: lol good luck fatty

You would think with the change in hormone level he would be experiencing mood swings but it seems phils default as impotent rage.
Its almost as if he never had his taters removed.....

 

[Psycho]

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Philly-boy, on the .001% chance you did get your tater tots lopped off, you don't have enough skin left down there to have a vaginoplasty.

Not to mention, there's no way the filthy tater will be able to afford the out of pocket costs for further surgery. Also, the only Bay Area doctor who does that surgery is very image conscious and risk adverse. Even if some hack, medical school drop out lopped those nuts off, you ain't getting any vag.

Also, he said that's all he's living for. When do you think we're gonna have to reset that suicide timer?

 

[GetShrekt]

You would think with the change in hormone level he would be experiencing mood swings but it seems phils default as impotent rage.
Its almost as if he never had his taters removed.....

After the orchiectomy, our finest Kiwi surgeons implanted five more pairs of testicles inside his body like a reptile. So he's producing a hell of a lot more testosterone and therefore, much more salt.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Pretty entertaining TMI considering he's making shit up.

 

[Coldgrip]

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Don't worry too much about suffering for another 8 to 16 years Phil, you'll die of aids long before then.

 

[Poor Choices]

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Philly-boy, on the .001% chance you did get your tater tots lopped off, you don't have enough skin left down there to have a vaginoplasty.

What do I have left to live for?

He is now self aware.

 

[AnOminous]

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Philly-boy, on the .001% chance you did get your tater tots lopped off, you don't have enough skin left down there to have a vaginoplasty.

Is this actually true? Don't they just cut a slit and pull them through and snip them? Wouldn't the only reduction in tissue be from a fairly small amount of scar tissue?

Don't worry too much about suffering for another 8 to 16 years Phil, you'll die of aids long before then.

How would he get AIDS? Nobody is going to fuck him in the ass or otherwise.

 

[Ryker]

Oh, Phil! "The other Transgenders don't like me. They're ableist, classist and hispanifanniphobic" or what ever it is he's banging on about. No, Phil, they don't like you because you are incredibly toxic and a dreadful excuse for a human being.

 

[4Macie]

Is this actually true? Don't they just cut a slit and pull them through and snip them? Wouldn't the only reduction in tissue be from a fairly small amount of scar tissue?

They have to form a vagina. You can't just cut a hole between their legs and call it good. Ball skin is used because it's convenient during that surgery; the balls are getting cut off anyway, might as well make them useful. Sometimes, according to my bestie's surgeon mother, they'll even take the testies and put them in as fake ovaries (she's not sure why, as they don't work anyway, but people sometimes want them so...). As to HOW they removed his balls.... my friend's mom was oh-too-happy to describe that process for me. I'm a woman and it made me cringe. I won't force that knowledge on you all but I do have some fun facts:

Fun fact 1: did you know the inside of your mouth is the same type of tissue as a vagina??

Fun fact 2: your butt tissue is so diverse that it can be used to graph skin on anywhere on your body. Faces, arms, legs, aaaaaand fake vagina surgeries.

That's right folks, if Phil decides to get the full bottom surgery done, he will have a butt-made vagina as he has tossed his balls to the wastebin.

 

[SpessCaptain]

They have to form a vagina. You can't just cut a hole between their legs and call it good. Ball skin is used because it's convenient during that surgery; the balls are getting cut off anyway, might as well make them useful. Sometimes, according to my bestie's surgeon mother, they'll even take the testies and put them in as fake ovaries (she's not sure why, as they don't work anyway, but people sometimes want them so...).

Reminds me of the episode of South Park where they show a sex change in real detail.

they'll even take the testies and put them in as fake ovaries (she's not sure why, as they don't work anyway, but people sometimes want them so...).

..what.

 

[4Macie]

..what.

Yeah, I don't know. She described the surgery to me, in detail WITH PICTURES. She says some men don't want to lose their balls or something when they become women (physically). Or they feel like they won't be a woman without ovaries. She's not sure why they do what they do, but she says that she's heard some of her co-surgeons talk about using testies as make-believe ovaries. They just kinda.....stick them up there. She kinda likened it to men putting fake balls in when they have theirs removed because of cancer or whatever. They don't do anything but they make the person feel better.

The pictures were really vomit-worthy, so I'd suggest NOT googling for pictures and just trust that this is possible and it's not pretty and really really doesn't make sense.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil probably didn't even know "hispanophobia" was a word until today, and he really likes using it.

 

[Hyperion]

Butt vagina lol Phil your going to have a vagina made from your ass cheeks

oh wait no you wont because this is all a really obvious lie

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, I don't know. She described the surgery to me, in detail WITH PICTURES. She says some men don't want to lose their balls or something when they become women (physically). Or they feel like they won't be a woman without ovaries. She's not sure why they do what they do, but she says that she's heard some of her co-surgeons talk about using testies as make-believe ovaries. They just kinda.....stick them up there. She kinda likened it to men putting fake balls in when they have theirs removed because of cancer or whatever. They don't do anything but they make the person feel better.

This sounds like something called "malpractice" to me. Performing surgeries with no justifiable medical reasons based on weird whims of crazy people sounds like just making a lot of money out of suckers to me.

It also sounds like malpractice.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

showering every dammed day

The greatest lie ever told