3-17-2020 - Conspiracy Theories About the Covid-19 Pandemic with Sarit Jacobsohn -

Marissa Moira

He survived in filth this long... at this point the question isn't whether he's immune to microorganisms, but whether the microorganisms are resistant to him.
He was tempered by the filth, it has become part of him. His soul is one with the great cosmic trash heap.

COVID is too scared to infect Tommy Tooter, his antibodies can bench press a quarter ton.

CDC Scientists shall flock to his yard to scoop up his shit which will be more valuable than gold once it turns out that he's immune to it.