3/28/2021 - Chris's latest fender bender -

AnOminous

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About the only good thing about Chris, a literal tard, having a license to drive is that he drives in a ridiculously timid way, generally well below the speed limit, and while he is likely to crash into things every now and again, he is unlikely to harm anyone or himself.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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About the only good thing about Chris, a literal tard, having a license to drive is that he drives in a ridiculously timid way, generally well below the speed limit, and while he is likely to crash into things every now and again, he is unlikely to harm anyone or himself.
Except for that time he and Barb hit Synder with the car.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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I have a feeling to this day Barb was egging on Chris to run over that guy....Or Chris did it due to tard rage
This is why Chris never gets better, tho. People need to stop making excuses because he's retarded and has a bad mother. He can function on a basic level while knowing the difference between right and wrong, but he insists on acting like a spoiled little pervert.
 

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I have a feeling to this day Barb was egging on Chris to run over that guy....Or Chris did it due to tard rage
I want to say it was tard rage. But like everything else, Bob, and Barb put into Chris' head that everyone was against him, they're always wrong; you're always right. I wouldn't doubt that she would egg him on.
 

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I wouldn't doubt that she would egg him on.
i gotta think it worked both ways when it came to snyder.

poor bastard was becoming just as obsessive about chris cuz he saw chris could get away with murder and somebody out there would still be defending chris and acting like chris had a right to be there.

"but i digress!" :biggrin:

snyder straight up said he was entrapping chris by advertising a tourney with all chris' favorite CCGs. it's hilarious, sure. it also shows he was on a mission now. if i'd do that, i don't think i'd feel any more shame in flopping on the hood of chris' car just to see what this fucking court system will let this nut get away with before they act.
snyder had a point to prove. even if only to himself.

poor bastard still never got justice, unless watching chris' downward spiral is satisfaction enough.

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snyder, are you here?
just wanna know if you feel chris owes you anything today.
 

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I believe the BMW was a 5 speed. I’m impressed he could drive a stick. I wonder if it’s still rotting away behind their house. Perhaps we’ll see someone restore it on YouTube.
Ive been wondering about that BMW, and whether Chris can drive stick (i see a few no's but is there a link or post somewhere to confirm?). Was his ford auto?
 

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Ive been wondering about that BMW, and whether Chris can drive stick (i see a few no's but is there a link or post somewhere to confirm?). Was his ford auto?

All of the cars Chris actually drove were autos: the old Ford Escort wagon, the various minivans, the Caddy, the Mitsubishi, and the Ford Focus. The main reason they sold the Bimmer was because it was a two-seater and because Chris couldn't drive it due to it being a stick shift.
 

Hogar Grupal

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when and where did Chris learn to drive? I guess it must have been around the time he entered PVCC since they didn't have door to door shortbus service like he got during his high school years
Like when Bob mentioned that Chris had a hard time knowing about the continent Australia, I too wondered how they got Chris to study the DMV manual. Probably cheat sheeted it.
 

DeeCeeBees

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If the Snyder incident happened in 2021 do you think they'd call it a hate crime and put both Barb and Chris in the slammer for an extended stay? It is documented that Chris called Snyder a Jew in the most condescending tone and made references to him being a Jew several time. Like he was hyper focused on it and expected Mike to be wearing a Kippah any time he saw him.
 

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If the Snyder incident happened in 2021 do you think they'd call it a hate crime and put both Barb and Chris in the slammer for an extended stay? It is documented that Chris called Snyder a Jew in the most condescending tone and made references to him being a Jew several time. Like he was hyper focused on it and expected Mike to be wearing a Kippah any time he saw him.
I doubt it, for one thing Snyder himself appealed to the judge for leniency against Chris and Barb (For them not to get a felony change) and honestly everyone can plainly see Chris is a slow in the mind individual.
 

AnOminous

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Like he was hyper focused on it and expected Mike to be wearing a Kippah any time he saw him.
Technically it is a hate crime when you commit a crime against someone specifically because you think they're of a particular ethnic or other protected group, even if they're not, but in reality? They're not going to prosecute some fucking autistic retard for just being retarded. Chris would get away with it now just like he got away with it then (assuming that like back then he didn't have a bunch of priors which would fuck him now if he actually did this now again).
 
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