We're snake people...and part lizard. And a UFO with famous people will one day come down and save Tommy.
He's also astro-travelled like Chris... dreams of being on Jupiter.
Only with Tommy would we go from Pedo-talk to Astro-talk in the same 4 hour period of time... my guess is we'll reach rocks and his recorder within the hour at this rate.
Shame him? Never. Hell, we'd never even know about it if he didn't go around telling people about it like it was something he was proud of. Just like the Sabrina story. Or the Lady story.