3/3/2019 - TOM CHASES AFTER OLD TRANSPUSSY; GETS TROLLED IRL & HAS A MELTDOWN - Starring: Tom's Exploded Ass featuring Impotent Threats and Typerventilating

[Army Burger]

I thought Tommy was voluntarily celibate as a way to "pray for healing"

Maybe he's getting more pessimistic over the whole "Magical Space Jews are going to give him a vagina" thing

 

[ON 190]

Magical Space Jews

This sounds like it could be a superhero team.

 

[A Hot Potato]

This sounds like it could be a superhero team.

And their main enemies are the Gay Niggers from Space!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Maybe he's getting more pessimistic over the whole "Magical Space Jews are going to give him a vagina" thing

He's always been unendingly horny for an old man so him pretending he doesn't want to bang the first possible thing (including non-humans) that expresses anything resembling attraction to him is laughable.

 

[repentance]

Please tell me there's video of Tom calling the police over the Tyree thing. I want to hear him explain how he went and bought condoms, lube and cucumbers and walked 16 blocks for the prospect of rando sex.

 

[QT 219]

Please tell me there's video of Tom calling the police over the Tyree thing. I want to hear him explain how he went and bought condoms, lube and cucumbers and walked 16 blocks for the prospect of rando sex.

Unfortunately all he filmed was the aftermath of being buttnuked live by screaming at the camera for three hours.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I want to make sure I understand:

• Tom receives a series of messages from a YouTube account without an avatar on his YouTube Livestream Chat
• Tom takes these messages seriously and prepares to meet this person he has never met
• Tom walks 16 blocks to meet someone he only knows from his livestream chat, which he knows is infested with people from KF
• Tom decides to call this person and ask him why he wasn't there
• Tom gets angry and calls the police after this guy he doesn't know laughs at him

I wonder if he would have had a similar reaction if Tyree had shown up in a pickle suit.

At this point, Tom is a shittier version of Chris - more malice and less creativity.

 

[QT 219]

I want to make sure I understand:

• Tom receives a series of messages from a YouTube account without an avatar on his YouTube Livestream Chat
• Tom takes these messages seriously and prepares to meet this person he has never met
• Tom walks 16 blocks to meet someone he only knows from his livestream chat, which he knows is infested with people from KF
• Tom decides to call this person and ask him why he wasn't there
• Tom gets angry and calls the police after this guy he doesn't know laughs at him

I wonder if he would have had a similar reaction if Tyree had shown up in a pickle suit.

At this point, Tom is a shittier version of Chris - more malice and less creativity.

Welcome to the Tooterverse where Tom does dumb shit 24/7 and never learns.

 

[Looney Troons]

Old Black Troon saga was too short lived.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Old Black Troon saga was too short lived.

I actually kind of like it this way. It was a short and sweet catfish. It didn't have the CWC catfish problems of being overdone or lasting way too long and ending up being super grating and annoying. It was super simple and completely encapsulate Tom's daily emotional rollercoaster mood swings starting with him being horny and ending with his well known sharting rage.

It also proved he was dumber than Christine, because she would never fall for a catfish that was that fucking low effort.

 

[BigTodd]

Tom is an incredibly desperate incel who apparently hasn't had sex since he molested and/or raped a minor when he was 28. He did lie about having sex with a transman last year, but dropped that claim a short time later.

 

[Positron]

Tom is an incredibly desperate incel who apparently hasn't had sex since he molested and/or raped a minor when he was 28. He did lie about having sex with a transman last year, but dropped that claim a short time later.

Don't forget the poor dog.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I'd like to think that when Tom went to the store, he realized he ran out of cucumbers while buying the condoms.

 

[666j1]

Made a video documenting what occurred to tommy boy these last few days

Inside the curious and perverted mind of Tommy Tooter

Hooch Pandersnatch: Just one of the most disgusting sub human pieces of shit you'll ever find on the internet. Admitted pedo and dog fucker

www.youtube.com

 

[TheGuntinator]

Yes. He's literally talking about spaceships landing by 2021 and tearing him to pieces if they don't. Worry about that dope he's toking.

where are the spaceships nigga

 

[Providence]

Maybe he's getting more pessimistic over the whole "Magical Space Jews are going to give him a vagina" thing

Lol, the pederast cunt will never get a cunt.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Old Black Troon saga was too short lived.

Just like Tom's hairline and his ability to reach ejaculation.