3-4-2019 - Ancient Enby Getting Motivated on a Mundane Monday Morning -


Depth Groveler
Just saw this, lmao. First time I'm catching one of these live, so exciting


Made for walking
It was pretty boring. Mostly just aliens are going to come save us if we pray hard enough. And Benjamin Netanyahu and most of Congress are lizard-people.
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He claimes he had some embarrassing information on the farms and on amb in his email but nothing embarrassing on him though

Army Burger

Rape Count: 1
True & Honest Fan
Highlights from the livestream:

  • It's Monday morning, Tommy says he hasn't shaved yet or washed much
  • Got blocked on Twitter for 12 hours because of a hateful conduct strike
  • Promotes his stream tonight at 8PM EST. Says it's about the astral plane and not acting out on negative thoughts
  • Bought a GoPro 5 this morning for $60
  • Expresses relief that the "assholes" haven't cracked the gmail accounts for him and Real Things Artisans Co-Op. Goes on about how there's embarrassing shit about AMB and Kiwi Farms in there.
  • Gets mad about a user named "PeePee PooPoo" around the 14 minute mark. Unfortunately Tommy disabled the chat for the upload so you can't see what Mr. PeePee PooPoo said, though I think we can all take a reasonable guess as to what it was.
  • Tommy says he'll do his laundry soon. He mentioned in a recent stream that he had about a month's worth of laundry to do.
  • Google keeps making Tommy change his passwords, which makes him mad as he's been using the same passwords for years.
  • Tommy remarks that he needs someone to market him as he isn't very good at that.
  • Tommy gets the feeling that he's being trolled, bans some people from chat, and decides to end the video. Claims he'll ignore and block trolls from now on.
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Angry Conservative Faggot
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Tommy has said in a past livestream he uses Great Value brand detergent pods in the washer. He probably drops one pod in a heavily soiled load; Thinking it's good enough to cover up his personal infusions of hippy sweat, trash, weed, and mildew.

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