Surgery [30 May 2018] Pics of an axe wound - Spanish Stinkditch confirmed?!?

[break these cuffs]

What is Phil's leg tattoo situation because I don't know, but tineye and jewgle didn't show any hits.

Spoiler: wew lads

Spoiler: total mad lad

I can't stop laughing. Evidently I couldn't type either.

edit.
CONFIRMED PHIL GOT HIS DICK CUT OFF
@Wafflehaus posted the picture of the tattoo here.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Phil hasn't shown off those tattoos before


EDIT: I'll be darned. This shit is whack.

 

[Brooke]

I can’t believe it actually happened...

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't think it's his, too slim, more bruising, and yea that ink is not Phil's at all, not his style, we've never seen it. Also the dressing doesn't match.

I wonder where he got the pictures.

Edit: also we never saw the two lines above on him in the earlier pictures, that's pretty damning as they would be not added later and we would have seen them before.

 

[Okkervils]

I kind of want to believe it, but I don't. The only reason I want to believe is because I don't think he could keep up with the dilation and then it would just close up on him.

 

[Brooke]

But it has his homelessness tattoo to me it doesn’t look photoshopped but I’m no expert...

 

[registereduser]

I stared way too hard at these pictures.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm still trying to figure out how is this a win. For him, not us. I mean, I'm laughing my ass off but this poor troon either got with this lie WAY too far or got his genitals mutilated out of SPITE for... a bunch of people he never even met?

Wow.

 

[break these cuffs]

The tattoo looks to be the same as the one on the upper thigh in this post. The other tubes could be concealed by the wrap. You can see gauze at about the locations they would be exiting the abdomen. Staining matches too.

Spoiler: shoulda spoilered from the beginning tbh

 

[Randy Lahey]

It’s probably a picture of the person in the hospital bed beside Phil’s. He was probably in the hospital from taking too many laxatives.

edit: oh my fuck

 

[AnOminous]

I kind of want to believe it, but I don't. The only reason I want to believe is because I don't think he could keep up with the dilation and then it would just close up on him.

I like the idea of him chopping his cock off just to spite Kiwi Farms and then finding that he's still a fat, ugly potato that nobody would mistake for a woman and nobody would want to fuck. He's still an idiot locked out of his own bedroom by a drunken scumbag who doesn't give a shit about him. He's still going to die alone and never have a lover, a friend, or even anyone who can stand his mongoloid autistic ass.

So even if it happened, he's now a lolcow who got trolled so hard, by Kiwi Farms and by troon ideology, that he chopped off his own cock to get a nonfunctional monstrosity that will never be used.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm still trying to figure out how is this a win. For him, not us. I mean, I'm laughing my ass off but this poor troon either got with this lie WAY too far or got his genitals mutilated out of SPITE for... a bunch of people he never even met?

Wow.

It's because it's all Phil has in his life and he sees the whole vag thing as some war, when really a group of people from all walks of life take a few mins of free time to laugh at him. It's his entire life and he sees as a win loss like some big event. When no one here really cares, it's funny either way he put a lot of time in a lie or he self multilated on the base of a lie and now has a life long medical issue all to spite people who only read about him or know he's alive when they take a poop at work.

 

[Okkervils]

The tattoo looks to be the same as the one on the upper thigh in this post. The other tubes could be concealed by the wrap. You can see gauze at about the locations they would be exiting the abdomen. Staining matches too.
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After comparing with this, yeah. It may have actually happened. Wow.

So even if it happened, he's now a lolcow who got trolled so hard, by Kiwi Farms and by troon ideology, that he chopped off his own cock to get a nonfunctional monstrosity that will never be used.

Kind of inspirational in a way.

For Kiwi Farms, that is.

 

[break these cuffs]

I still don't think it happened to be honest. There are enough inconsistencies with his story and Phil hasn't posted something with definitive proof if those more versed in Phil lore than I have never seen the tattoo. I was laughing too hysterically and got caught up in the moment when I saw the tumblr post. He has to get Lolcow of the year 2018 if this is true. Does the date have any significance to Phil? I need a handwritten timestamp with a shoe on the stinkditch to believe it.

 

[Wafflehaus]

if those more versed in Phil lore than I have never seen the tattoo. ... Does the date have any significance to Phil?

Isn't that his 'end of houselessness' tattoo? Iirc that date is the day he started being homeless

EDIT: yeah

 

[Okkervils]

I still don't think it happened to be honest. There are enough inconsistencies with his story and Phil hasn't posted something with definitive proof if those more versed in Phil lore than I have never seen the tattoo. I was laughing too hysterically and got caught up in the moment when I saw the tumblr post. He has to get Lolcow of the year 2018 if this is true. Does the date have any significance to Phil? I need a handwritten timestamp with a shoe on the stinkditch to believe it.

"Nurse! Nurse! I need a pad of paper and a pen. I have to timestamp a picture of my new vag and write "fuck you kiwis" or this internet forum won't believe me."



He'll be sectioned as soon as he recovers. If it happened, that is.

Isn't that his 'end of houselessness' tattoo? Iirc that date is the day he started being homeless

EDIT: yeah
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Well... I mean, that's kind of convincing.

 

[sperginity]

If the tattoo can be confirmed I'll believe. Portland is fucked up. OHSU is where prison trannies get their dicks inverted iirc.

Phil will realize too late that anything which needs to be dilated to stop from fusing together is not a vagina, and that none of his problems are solved by his surgery.

 

[Dattechpriest]

On one hand, it’s 99% not him, on the other hand, I do hope it is because it changes nothing. Still a man, still zero ass pats, and the net benefit to humanity as a whole as that boy will never pass on his defective genes.

But to cause a moment of doubt in my mind is an impressive feat, equivalent to Heresy, I’ll chalk it up to his pictures causing insanity.

 

[break these cuffs]

Isn't that his 'end of houselessness' tattoo? Iirc that date is the day he started being homeless

EDIT: yeah
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT CONFIRMED!!! Don't you niggers go changing your votes.

 

[Null]

I can't imagine anyone else being that frumpy and ugly and with tattoos that shitty.