31-12-15 Pretending he's going to exercise, filthy Phil buys exercise/bicycle equipment -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
More importantly, does he realize they use the same seats as normal bikes and he's still too retarded to not sit on his balls?
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The very image of this autistic moron getting fully decked out in cycling equipment to use a stationary bike is hilarity unto itself. Not that Phil will ever get off his fat ass to ever do anything even remotely approaching exercise.
Oh and btw congrats Phil on being Lolcow of the Year - you've earned it!
Oh and btw congrats Phil on being Lolcow of the Year - you've earned it!
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Ugh, he's going to leave ringworm over everything he touches there
He's not going to wear a lycra bike uniform is he? Because the poor people of the YMCA, or indeed anywhere, shouldn't be subjected to that.
I thought he was getting those cut off?
I wonder if he's realized you don't need a helmet or bike lock for the stationary bikes at the YMCA? Or is he just eager to find something else to piss his autismbux away on?
He will just use it as some kind of fucking gross bondage gear.
I've always wondered what Phil does with bondage gear. I mean, usually, bondage is something that involves at least two people in a sexual situation. Problem here is, I can't imagine anyone, anywhere, wanting to be in any kind of sexual situation with Phil.
He found it in the street tho, no keys.
He's solved this by deciding that he was totally going to be a BDSM slave to one of his imaginary 'headmates' from his imaginary 'multiple personalities'. According to Tweaker, some leaked Jordan correspondence, and ADF himself, he was in the habit of checking into cheap scummy roach motels with all his bondage gear for an imaginary 'session' with his equally imaginary sexual partners. He seems to have mostly abandoned his headmates since he almst never talks about them anymore, probably because it's considered pretty dumb now even by tumblrina standards and doesn't get him any asspats.
And then he tried for like a month to become a sex worker and whore himself out as a professional submissive (which I'm still pretty sure isn't actually a thing), but only wanted lesbian women of colour as clients.
So yeah. No sexual partners for ADF.
Well, having him wearing a bicycle helmet will be appropriate for the retarded potato.
The only thing funnier than Phil trying to ride a stationary bike in full cycling gear is him trying to lock it when he's finished with it.
Oh he's already had a crash helmet for awhile -- so he doesn't hit his head when gettin up in the morning under the bridge he sleeps under. Tweaker said he wears it all the time though.
The bike lock is his pet. Seriously. A pet bike lock.
He should get two of everything so he has stuff for Comrade Commuter Petalpower, or whatever.
He wastes his money on enough things anyway.
He wastes his money on enough things anyway.
Well at least he has that for a pet and not an actual helpless animal. Could you imagine that? If reincarnation were real, people like Fred Phelps and Hitler would come back as the pets of crazy homeless crustpunks like Phil and Jordman.
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