[31 Dec 18] Exit 2018, Enter 2019 -

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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I actually think it’s possible that he didn’t come up with this civil war idea. I reckon the Antifags he hangs out with are probably the Antifa equivalent of those people who constantly fantasise about some sort of revolution - civil war, class war, race war - because they think it’s their ticket out of their shitty lives. Phil just heard them talking about it and the concept made him bounce and squeak so hard that he damaged the floor. So he may genuinely believe this one is going to happen.
 
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nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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What will ADF do when the US survives 2019 and goes into 2020 mostly the same as it is now?
He's going to die from complication that arose when he decided to stop taking care of himself and his so-called Spanish snatch. Either that, or when Dr dugi has to see the thing shut, he's going to blame it all on us. (That's if it even happened, which it more than likely didn't).
 

Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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...stigma wrought by 10 years of organized cyberstalking terrorism and 5+ years of houselessness.
I swear every time he repeats this it sounds more autistic than the last time. It also sounds like something Chris would say.
No more downstairs dysphoria, and no more law-abiding citizen act. Antifa until I die.
You're a stool pigeon Phil, a snitch. As soon as the police shoot you that look of 'behave or else' you fall in line like the good little coward you are.
My financial poverty also worsened under capitalism
If he thinks this is so bad, he better pray he never encounters real communism. No more cheese wheels Phil, those are a decadent sin of the bourgeois.
This year also taught me to sacrifice for great outcomes. Step up and put my body on the line. Welcome death and have unstigmatized discussion around death (let's face it, some fash will try to kill me in the future if they are ideologically determined enough) .
The greatest threat to your life isn't the right wing death squads but your cholesterol.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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The thing about a fascist killing Phil if he’s “ideologically determined enough” is funny. If I were an ideologically determined fascist, Phil would be the last one I’d kill. The tubby sped living off government handouts would be perfect propaganda material for the pro-fascist cause. You know how in Vietnam they’d capture American troops and force them to lie in propaganda broadcasts? I’d do that with Phil, except I’d let him say anything he wanted.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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The thing about a fascist killing Phil if he’s “ideologically determined enough” is funny. If I were an ideologically determined fascist, Phil would be the last one I’d kill. The tubby sped living off government handouts would be perfect propaganda material for the pro-fascist cause. You know how in Vietnam they’d capture American troops and force them to lie in propaganda broadcasts? I’d do that with Phil, except I’d let him say anything he wanted.
Phil thinks his presumed enemies (Patriot Prayer, Proud Boys, fascists, the Feds, us) all want to kill him because he would kill them if he were in power and could get away with it. What Phil doesn't get is that A. No one cares enough about Phil to kill him, B. He isn't important enough for anyone to risk prison over to kill, and C. Most people aren't spiteful, selfish, violent tards like he is. This is a good example of how Phil hates being powerless and unimportant. He has to engage in these power/oppression fantasies to cope with his shitty life.
 

Syaoran Li

Totally Radical Dude
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Phil, I hate to break it to you but once again you had no victories in 2018. Same as every other year. Time for yet another reality check that will no doubt be ignored.

Everyone here knows you read this forum and get off on the attention, and you can demonize us Kiwis all you want, but we don't want to kill you. We just want to make fun of your for the stupid shit you do. Killing you would seem counter-productive, but even if you did die from a rotten crotch wound gone septic or if you killed yourself due to buyer's remorse, we'd just shrug and move on. There are a lot better, more likable, and funnier lolcows out there than you.

Yeah, you presumably got your dick chopped off. And that did not make your life any better. Now you've gone from a friendless and disgusting male to a friendless and disgusting male who is also now a eunuch with a rotting crotch wound and you're probably doing all this tough guy posturing because you have buyer's remorse over getting mutilated. By your own admission, you can't even enjoy porn anymore and you've been too busy trying to be an Antifa badass while other troons in your area are enjoying life playing tabletop games and watching anime and generally being happy.

You're still hated, even your beloved Antifa scumbags barely tolerate you at the absolute most. That vodka-swilling ghoul who lives with you is not your queer platonic girlfriend but a pathetic moocher who hates you and regularly abuses you, and you're too much of a weakling to even get your own room back from him.

The Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer don't want you dead. They probably don't even know you even exist and even if they did, they're more likely to laugh at you or dismiss you as a worthless sped than they are to ever deliberately harm you. You're just not worth their time.

Your father never raped you and your downstairs neighbor is probably a decent guy who's just tired of your bullshit. You never got into an altercation with him because you're too much of a coward.

Antifa doesn't really like you. You're at best low-ranking cannon fodder, and at worst a nuisance and a poser. When you're too awful for a bunch of socially abhorrent Neo-Bolsheviks like Antifa, you've reached a new low and it's time to re-evaluate your life. But you won't and Kiwi Farms will still be laughing at you until you die alone in obscurity and end up buried in a potter's field.

You don't own a real gun and even if you did, you've proven to be terrible around firearms. Nobody's impressed by your collection of shitty mall ninja blades and airsoft guns. You probably couldn't even afford some cheapo Saturday Night Special, and even if you did, you probably don't even know what a Saturday Night Special is. If you did buy a gun, you're more of a danger to yourself than to any fascist or Kiwi.

Punk rock sucks ass. And stuff like Emo and Pop Punk is sucky even by Punk standards. You're just proving yourself to be a poser and a pathetic manchild with the mind of a thirteen year old. Put away the pop punk and listen to some real music. Maybe you should expand your musical tastes beyond Jennifer Lopez and shitty edgelord wuss rock that is marketed to whiny teens.

Personally, I like bluegrass music. It's authentic, down home, and doesn't attempt to look edgy, but I digress.

TL;DR Phil is a loser and I would not have sex with him.
 
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Pepito

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Chris resolves such issues in his own imaginary world within a single page of Sonichu. I guess he’s just smarter than Phil.
He sure has more imagination. He also makes tons of merchandise, made well over 5000 dollars selling it and he's not afraid of facing new people, even when they let him down. Clearly Chris is the superior artist-I mean, Autist.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Even in Phil's newest fantasies -- breaking the law and getting arrested -- Christine has it miles ahead of him.
Christine is a tougher gal than Phil.
Chris is also more hardcore and badass than Mr. Isaboy. Chris cut into his own taint with a kitchen knife, likely a dull one, in the hope of having a vagina. Phil had to get surgery with anesthetics, painkillers, and someone else did all the work. And that's just assuming for the sake of discussion that Phil wasn't lying about manhole surgery, though there's only a slim chance that it actually did happen. Phil lies like alcoholics drink.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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So, speaking of Phil and his antifa power fantasy, I found a video on YouTube of a civilian who attended the event on the sidelines to record it. Funny thing is the troon who punched the cameraman, acted like Phil (even called the cameraman a "fash" multiple times) does when he gets pissed, whichwlead to the cameraman getting punched by the troom. The same group of people this troon was in looks like the type of group Phil would hang out with. So, Phil probably saw this video from the safety of his hovel, and started to feel like a tough guy, and assumed since the troon got into a fight, that America is going to have another civil war. If Phil was there (which he more than likely wasn't), you can bet he was pussying out behind everyone. Here's the video


Also, it seems that antifa members rather assault asenior citizens car for no reason, then you know...actually fight someone.


Here's the last one. Antifa assaults civilians cars and just being a neusiance in general. They seem to also get off on trying to control traffic, telling drivers they'll "kick their ass" if they hit them, bear in mind, they only say it once said driver is already past them, and one even hits a car for what seems no reason with a blunt object as they pass by. At the end of the video, I think the driver got sick of antifa members blocking him, and ended up either running someone's foot over, or bumping the person out of the way with their car. Of course, these edgy fucks give chase, smacking the drivers car with blunt objects, etc, then demand that someone "call the police", which is hypocritical because as far as I know, antifa doesn't like the police, or laws for that matter. Nevertheless, I feel sorry for everyone who has to put up with these whiny bastards at a rally.


So Phil, since we know you read the forums, you're more than likely going to come across my post. Care to tell me then, in your own words, not someone else's or from a new article, why your antifa "comrads" punched a black person, called him a fash, told him to get out of our country, then decided to damage a senior citizens car because your comrads wouldn't move out of his way, and finally, why we're your comrads threatening people once the passed them in their cars? Do you believe what they're doing is changing the world, starting the revolution/civil war you so desperately want, or bringing down the "fash"??? Because all I see is a bunch of pussies and troons throwing a huge temper tantrum and blocking streets/destroying private property/assaulting random civilians on the street all for a protest that doesn't even remotely concern them. But then again, you're a huge pussy, so I'm not surprised that you clung to this group.
 
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Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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So, speaking of Phil and his antifa power fantasy, I found a video on YouTube of a civilian who attended the event on the sidelines to record it. Funny thing is the troon who punched the cameraman, acted like Phil (even called the cameraman a "fash" multiple times) does when he gets pissed, whichwlead to the cameraman getting punched by the troom. The same group of people this troon was in looks like the type of group Phil would hang out with. So, Phil probably saw this video from the safety of his hovel, and started to feel like a tough guy, and assumed since the troon got into a fight, that America is going to have another civil war. If Phil was there (which he more than likely wasn't), you can bet he was pussying out behind everyone. Here's the video


Also, it seems that antifa members rather assault asenior citizens car for no reason, then you know...actually fight someone.


Here's the last one. Antifa assaults civilians cars and just being a neusiance in general. They seem to also get off on trying to control traffic, telling drivers they'll "kick their ass" if they hit them, bear in mind, they only say it once said driver is already past them, and one even hits a car for what seems no reason with a blunt object as they pass by. At the end of the video, I think the driver got sick of antifa members blocking him, and ended up either running someone's foot over, or bumping the person out of the way with their car. Of course, these edgy fucks give chase, smacking the drivers car with blunt objects, etc, then demand that someone "call the police", which is hypocritical because as far as I know, antifa doesn't like the police, or laws for that matter. Nevertheless, I feel sorry for everyone who has to put up with these whiny bastards at a rally.


So Phil, since we know you read the forums, you're more than likely going to come across my post. Care to tell me then, in your own words, not someone else's or from a new article, why your antifa "comrads" punched a black person, called him a fash, told him to get out of our country, then decided to damage a senior citizens car because your comrads wouldn't move out of his way, and finally, why we're your comrads threatening people once the passed them in their cars? Do you believe what they're doing is changing the world, starting the revolution/civil war you so desperately want, or bringing down the "fash"??? Because all I see is a bunch of pussies and troons throwing a huge temper tantrum and blocking streets/destroying private property/assaulting random civilians on the street all for a protest that doesn't even remotely concern them. But then again, you're a huge pussy, so I'm not surprised that you clung to this group.
Phil definitely wasn't at the scene of the first clip, because he's scared of black people.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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Antifa is proof that Punk was a mistake.

No wonder Phil idolizes these pathetic fuckwads...
That and it seems like alot of troons are drawn to antifa for whatever reason as well. The first video is a example of this. I guess they think antifa is another soapbox they can use to get asspats and attention. I just like how the troon got his ass kicked after he hit the cameraman. He's lucky that black dude stopped hitting him when he did and didn't try to knock him out.
 
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