[31-Dec-2018] New Year's Eve "Podcast" - Third time's the charm

[Haunter]

After "Beg-A-Thon No. 2" proved to be less "festive" than he'd anticipated, the dispirited DSP disappeared for nearly a week due a "cold".

Aside from a Minecraft stream on the 26th, and a Smash Ultimate stream on the 29th (no individual thread, cuz we're idiots), Phil has been uncharacteristically absent. His use of Twitter never subsided, as we were regularly updated on his pain.

Also: fighting with internet strangers, cuz that never stops.

The promised "Podcast", the crescendo of December's triple tiered special streams, had been planned for Christmas Eve. Instead, this festive finale was moved to the next available holiday: New Year's Eve.

 

[millais]

I think it's still 50/50 whether he will wear the black begging shirt

 

[Xerxers]

What are the odds that

A, He ends up crying at some point

B , Tevin gets mentioned

 

[Agentsmith]

Good Lord he's so fucking pathetic.

Ah... Would a person who is pathetic tweet this at 2am?

Edit: Self confessed average Joe schmo gamer will give his views on a block buster movie that came out 6+ months ago - MUST SEE viewing!

 

[millais]

How's that for a 180? Just in the last pre stream he was whining about how he was too sick to watch movies and didn't care to see the latest Avengers movie.

 

[BatChatillon]

Ah... Would a person who is pathetic tweet this at 2am?

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Edit: Self confessed average Joe schmo gamer will give his views on a block buster movie that came out 6+ months ago - MUST SEE viewing!

In before he gives the most basic statements about the movie ("it was a HUUUUGE success", "the effects are AWSUM") and maybe one or two positive things about it before he calls the audiences and fans of the MCU sheepish or some other stuff so he can show everybody how much he swims against the mainstream. There are enough people who like or dislike the movie that he can swing in any direction in his verdict without pissing everybody off.

It is also a reminder that Phil avoids the movie theater because that requires some sort of social interaction and being around other people. So he is such a huge Marvel fan that he doesn't attend the movies. Imagine him getting yelled or slapped at by some other guy for snorting during the movie.

Good thing he played MvC Infinite so there is a chance he remembers Thanos' name.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil doesn't like modern movies because the hack book smart movie industry doesn't have any original ideas and all they do is reuse old material.

Phil's favorite movie by the way is Scrooged which is an adaption of a 150 year old Charles Dickens story.

 

[Wurstbrot]

In before he gives the most basic statements about the movie ("it was a HUUUUGE success", "the effects are AWSUM") and maybe one or two positive things about it before he calls the audiences and fans of the MCU sheepish or some other stuff so he can show everybody how much he swims against the mainstream. There are enough people who like or dislike the movie that he can swing in any direction in his verdict without pissing everybody off.

He will spoiler the movie for everyone who still hasn't seen it. Because this is DSP, this is what he does.
One reason more to not watch his Super Fantastic Extraordinary New Years Special Single Person Vlog - I mean podcast.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Nice of Phil to acknowledge he has nothing to talk about so he's watching the biggest meme movie of the year.

 

[Pargon]

I'm so excited for the Pahdcast. With so many newly-critical eyes on Phil we're guaranteed entertainment. It's just a matter of when. If things get slow and he gets sad it's a sure bet people will call him out on delaying the big show, asking for money because he was sick, etc. And if the support shows up a lot more people are going to remember this hardcore begging season come the spring when he inevitably drops the fact that he didn't pay his taxes again.

I know the Couch Mistake suggests this isn't the case but do you ever think Phil gets tired of fucking himself?

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Who will he throw under the bus in this podcast, Tut, Tevin, Curse? It will be the same non stop begging to save the house, disregarding E7's contributions. Will Kat be on stream until she has had enough? Who knows, she might appear for a while, get pissy and go to some new years eve party while darksfadil blames Tevin again for his girlfriend. Chat will be heavily moderated, he probably cry for mods to clear the trolling tonight while crying for pity bucks. He might be Bob Ross again tonight.

 

[gaarashatan]

dsp positive guys, just the constant begging, arguing with trolls, and bitching about detractors on an hourly basis. with sometimes called his fans retards without them knowing it

 

[Pargon]

If "interaction" is low he may actually cry. I don't think he'll mean it of course but God damn if watching DSP desperately trying to squeeze out a few droplets of genuine human emotion for Twitch bits won't make my entire fucking year. I've been waiting for years for him to lower himself to that level and for it to happen on New Years Eve would be just the cheesy, 90s sitcom-esque crescendo to the 2018 Holiday Arc that we need.

 

[OneDaySon]

Cause it went well last time. Tell me how long you guys last. Read the comments too to see him get schooled.

 

[DiabeticSP]

DSP Tries: Relevant Movie Talk in a Timely Manner


Why does Phil insist on doing everything popular months after it was relevant?

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

DSP Tries: Relevant Movie Talk in a Timely Manner


Why does Phil insist on doing everything popular months after it was relevant?

Because he is lost in his own world

 

[OneDaySon]

DSP Tries: Relevant Movie Talk in a Timely Manner


Why does Phil insist on doing everything popular months after it was relevant?

Because he likes to be Mr. Special contrarian to make himself feel unique, until the money calls.

 

[Pargon]

DSP Tries: Relevant Movie Talk in a Timely Manner


Why does Phil insist on doing everything popular months after it was relevant?

Well in this case in particular I'm guessing it's because Infinity War hadn't been on a streaming service until recently. If it isn't presented to Phil in the form of media for sale in a digital marketplace, I don't think he knows it exists.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Why does Phil insist on doing everything popular months after it was relevant?

Defense mechanism. If he does it while its popular plenty of people will get more out of it than him and this'll make him incredibly bitter and jealous. Also part of the reason he doesn't change his modus operandi - nobody can beat him at his 10 years of raw unedited uninspired legacy so he can feel good about something.

 

[Phalanx]

Jesus fucking christ that was hard I lasted 2 minutes; the part when he said "this is the first time we have had a "super team" fight except in Avengers 1 and 2" NIGGA what the fuck were you watching prior fucking Dora the explorer. For someone so varied in film he is deeply retarded to the point I think he is autistic because he takes this fucking weird contrarian stance 95% of spergs do because the like to be different when in actuality they do it because they are ill informed and just dumb.

Fuck as a cinephile Phil is just outright rage inducing. Watch this dumb fuck call infinity war boring.