39th Annual Christian Love Day -

[The Spice boi]

Happy bday chris, you are truly my fave internet train wreck

 

[Swan]

Happy birthday Christine I hope that sometime this year you'll come back to this dimension and tell us all the things you experienced while switching bodies with Sonichu. Is post-Merge Swan married to Jotaro Kujo? Asking for a.. uh... friend.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Oh my god Chris is almost 40.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Happy birthday Chris!

 

[Black Yoshi]

If Chris' BS became a major world religion in the future I wonder how Christian Love Day would be celebrated?

 

[idosometimes]

If Chris' BS became a major world religion in the future I wonder how Christian Love Day would be celebrated?

Allah willing, mass suicide.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Happy Birthday, Chrissy!

 

[Shuix]

CHEERS!

 

[Terrorist]

It's also almost the 10th anniversary of the release of the final Kacey call, AKA the end of the Liquid saga. It's too bad Kacey and Liquid aren't still in touch to give a retrospective. It's also the 20th anniversary of this photo:

Does Chris still own the Manly Chester? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

It's also almost the 10th anniversary of the release of the final Kacey call, AKA the end of the Liquid saga. It's too bad Kacey and Liquid aren't still in touch to give a retrospective. It's also the 20th anniversary of this photo:
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Does Chris still own the Manly Chester? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Unlike Ash Ketchum, Chris can't live out his eternal dream of training up Pokemans for the rest of the his life, that shit will come to an end.

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris' BS became a major world religion in the future I wonder how Christian Love Day would be celebrated?

Every adult boyfriend-free girl, 18 years to his current age, and regardless of her sexual orientation, are required to have a slumber party with Chris.

Unlike Ash Ketchum, Chris can't live out his eternal dream of training up Pokemans for the rest of the his life, that shit will come to an end.

Which is why he wanted the merge, he knows that the people entertainment industries are the real gods who decides what happens on his fantasies.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's also almost the 10th anniversary of the release of the final Kacey call, AKA the end of the Liquid saga. It's too bad Kacey and Liquid aren't still in touch to give a retrospective. It's also the 20th anniversary of this photo:
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Does Chris still own the Manly Chester? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Last time we saw it he Maced a Gamestop Employee.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

I prefer this one.

 

[Witthel]

Happy birthday Chris. I remember stumbling across your ED article all the way back in 2009, kinda hard to believe that it's been so long since then.

Yeah, I know I'm late shut up.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I prefer this one.

I don't know why but when it cut to the news footage about the 14BC fire I fuckin lost it

 

[Glowie]

Chris limited his tweets, again. Is he feeling insecure about his age?

 

[Dark Edea]

I thought yesterday was this dude's birthday? It's his birthday again??

Happy birthday.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Every adult boyfriend-free girl, 18 years to his current age, and regardless of her sexual orientation, are required to have a slumber party with Chris.

I wonder how they would pull that off centuries after Chris has died? Unless Chris proclaims that he re-incarnates like the Dalai Lama.

 

[The Dude]

Chris is related to Royalty or so he claims...

If you go far enough back, most people of European descent have royal blood somewhere. What Barb and Chris fail to understand is that it means exactly jack and shit in the 21st century, especially in the US where the whole reason we became independent is because our Founding Fathers understood that the average common person is more important than some inbred, self-important rich twats. But since the Chandlers are one step away from being genuine inbred hillbillies, they'll grasp at any straw they can to feel like they're special or superior in some way. It's not like they've got anything else going for them.

 

[Easterling]

They'll grasp at any straw they can to feel like they're special or superior in some way. It's not like they've got anything else g oing for them.

Given how Chris literally sees himself as a goddess now I think delusions of being decended from royalty are somewhat tame in comparison to what he comes out with now.