39th Annual Christian Love Day -

[SojuDrnkr]

Never forget the Christian Love day massacre of 2010

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I’ll never forget the first time I saw that panel of Sean getting shot. I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. I love Kel’s lips.

"The janitors are going to need a lot of 409 cleaner to clear off all this blood and guts" line really cracks me up. Only an autist would write that.

Happy Christian Love Day!!!

 

[Tikbalang]

I wonder how they would pull that off centuries after Chris has died? Unless Chris proclaims that he re-incarnates like the Dalai Lama.

If Chris is the first pope, the DoCCS cardinals will decide who will be the next Chris Chan.
If it's KF, the next one is Yaniv.

 

[Glowie]

It baffles that Chris manages to look like 50 year old with diabetes while late Billy Herrington looked like late when he was 47

Polar opposites of health and shows how unjust this world is, I miss you Aniki

 

[BesteChetwynde]

39 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian PENIS we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!

Happy Christian Love Day, everyone.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Happy Christian Love day everyone.
I'm so drunk it took me several mimuts to type that out.

 

[Got2Hands]

Happy Failmas, Chris! Although you're currently in another state of mind and dimension, looking down on us like our Lord and God are able to, we will wait for you.

 

[Stoneheart]

Pkay, can we start a kickfundme for Chris to get him a Camera Produced after 1995?

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Happy B Day Chris. Heres to a merry jolly time.

I think ill celebrate with a cum n fanta cocktail. How bout yall?

 

[KiwiJoe]

The 40 (we're getting there) 39 Year Old Goddess.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Oh my god Chris is almost 40.

Dude right? I was in high school when I found out about 25 y.o. Chris and even then I always thought of him as a “young man”, even in the loosest definition of the term. Seeing Chris about to turn 40 is making me aware of my own mortality.

 

[Pitaya Argbod]

Thank you for all you do, Chris-Chan. I have been a Christorian since I was but a lad, and I cannot wait to see your adventures in the merged dimension to come!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

There's no true and honesty relating to you Chris, you're a king of cowards and you sit on a throne of lies.

Happy BD

 

[DawnDusk]

Dude right? I was in high school when I found out about 25 y.o. Chris and even then I always thought of him as a “young man”, even in the loosest definition of the term. Seeing Chris about to turn 40 is making me aware of my own mortality.

I too have been following Chris-Chan for a decade and a half now - I understand where you're coming from entirely.

However, I remember thinking back then that he wouldn't make it to 40 with his obesity and sedentary lifestyle, so with each birthday, I'm just happy he's made it to another one!

 

[sleepingbq]

>Chris is now twice the age of some of the people using kiwifarms

Where did the time go, bros?

Three times the age of the Reddit users

 

[TiggerNits]

I think prison for aggravated assault on a JEW would have been preferable to the freedom he was gifted

 

[The Dude]

I think prison for aggravated assault on a JEW would have been preferable to the freedom he was gifted

There are some people who are simply incapable of handling the freedom and autonomy adults have in a healthy and reasonable way, thus treating them as any other adult and allowing them to have that autonomy and freedom ends up being a curse.

 

[Turn Me Up Fam]

39 years is nothing to sneeze at! Congrats Chris, I honestly thought you'd be dead by 30. Bless your soul for all the belly laughs you've given me.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

fuck you chris

 

[thegooddoctor]

Happy Late Christian Love Day Fatty!! Enjoy With a huge bowl of pickle fritters!! And refreshing glass of Fanta!! Here’s to another year closer to group home or pants shitting induced death!!

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Happy Christian Love Day! I forgot about it yesterday and slept till noon today, so I guess that's a pretty good celebration.