39th Annual Christian Love Day -

[1-800]

Happy 39, Chris

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Happy birthday, Chris!
I hope you give yourself a shower!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, stuffing coal up his ass instead of medallion pieces?

In more ways than one

 

[Space.Muffin]

39 years old. This is the part where you pat the birthday boy on the back and say he doesn't look so old. Damn.
Well, you know what they say: The years start coming and they don't stop coming
Here's to more!

Spoiler

God, I hope he doesn't just randomly die this year. That'd make me sad

 

[John Titor]

Reading that message kind of depresses me.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Almost 40.

Man we're all getting old.

 

[StraightShooter2]

39 years old and only has the emotional and self awareness of a 9-year old, how very sad.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

You can tell how old Chris is by counting the rings on Barb's vagina.

Ringworm?

 

[Alex Krycek]

His body is aging faster but his mentality is actually going in the other direction.

 

[CiaphasCain]

One year closer to Chris's mid-life crisis and complete mental breakdown.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

His body is aging faster but his mentality is actually going in the other direction.

Like a 6 year old on hard drugs? That's a screw up

 

[judge claude frollo]

One year closer to Chris's mid-life crisis and complete mental breakdown.

man I never thought about him having a mid life crisis. I wonder if it will be the worst thing imaginable, or if we wouldn't even be able to tell at that point.

 

[Heckler1]

Just think: The high point of his life was winning the SEGA Sweepstakes

 

[Thumb Butler]

Just think: The high point of his life was winning the SEGA Sweepstakes

If only he had lost instead. What a curse that turned out to be.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Happy Birthday Chris

 

[High-Functioning Autism]

Happy Birthday Chris-Chan. You were my first lolcow and showed me, a fellow autistic, how to not behave in public.

 

[Random Internet Person]

. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

 

[Barry Scott]

No one's wishing poor Ian Brandon Anderson a happy birthday

 

[Corn Sake]

Happy birthday, Ian.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Captains log star date February 24 2021,. 14 years after the first debut, I woke up to surprise that my anime wife finally appeared in my room, awaiting to surprise me in the closet on my birthday. To my disbelief and horror she had a pickle for a duck.

Though it was still the best birthday ever, here is a real life rendering of what it looked like. Since everything in reality is now made of Crayola magic marker, those pesky trolls will have to buy my art now. Happy Christian Love Day!