39th Annual Christian Love Day -

[lemme ASS you a question]

Have a great day buddy, hope you got that tazer in the mail

 

[albert chan]

Long live Chris Chan.

Him and Tommy Wisesau are the reason why the Internet will never get boring for the rest of us.

 

[horrorfan89]

happy birthday lardass, maybe after the merge you can head to springfield for some Dimoxinil for that badly receeding and graying hairline

 

[Troon Carey]

hip hip, hooray, for Christian Love Day!

 

[Count Olaf]

39! One more year till the big 4-0!

Will this be the year Chris finally get tired of being Sonichu and drops the act?
Answer: YES.

Will this be the year Chris tases himself resulting in either injury, premature death, another housefire, or a combination of all three?
Answer:

Will this be the year the prophesied Dimentional Merge comes to pass, or will Chris be left disappointed yet again?
Answer:

Will this be the year that Barb finally dies?
Answer:

Only time will tell...

Edit: One question answered, three to go.

 

[Bacon and Eggs]

Happy birthday, Chris!!!

 

[Haesindang Park]

"Stay straight!"

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Oh god, I wonder what this year is gonna bring from chris this time? Will it top him announcing to his half brother while Sonichu, begging on camera and sperging out?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

 

[Alex Krycek]

"Stay straight!"

That's actually something a lot of us here have mused about including myself. If you had shown 2009 Chris any of his videos post identifying as a Female, giving him no context (and given his difficulty recognizing faces and voices, including his own) he would very likely be deeply disturbed and probably even call his future self a dirty homo. I doubt 2009 Chris would think Chris watching MLP and mouthing the lines and eyes darting all around was even remotely entertaining and would again probably disturb him.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Happy birthday Chris, I'm sure there's some tranny out there that will love you for who you are.

 

[TendieGremlin]

Well, Chris... At least have fun on the constant downhill that is your life.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Happy birthday Chris, I'm sure there's some tranny out there that will love you for who you are.

Trannies? Capable of love for someone that isn't them. That's rich!

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

Happy birthday Chris! I will read some of the best sonichu chapters while drinking some fanta, stay strong m8.

 

[wendy]

Happy Happy Birthday Chris!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

No one's wishing poor Ian Brandon Anderson a happy birthday

That's because CHRIS'S NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!

 

[Firesharpie]

happy birthday chris!! here's to almost 4 decades of drinkin that fanta and slammin that china

 

[Just Dont]

I finished watching the GIBI video of 6 hours on Sonichu.

Good stuff.

 

[Volthoom]

Will this be the year we finally get the homeless saga? Only time will tell.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

And the oscar goes to, that guy that beat Chris in art class or something.