3rd Annual Tommy Tooter Holiday Meltdown - Shunned By His Family and Community, He Spergs For Hours On End

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Maybe not to you, but my doctor says no, you ignorant, dipshit with ZERO competance in field.

do you know how to read, dolt? my parents 70th wedding anniversary was the 10th. both of them were 91 in may, i was 65 in november and i predict you're going to die violently before you're 25.

there was no bris. they had the doctors trim off the foreskin and when i was about fifteen months old, they decided something was wrong down there and carved on it a little from above through the inguinal canal.

sex does not determine gender. that is determined by the brain and some of us are born cross wired. simple as that. hating on us because of a belief in a false fact is really pretty stupid, don't you think?
I may not be a doctor, but you don't need to be a doctor to know that you've got COPD
 

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I think that is neat, Jewish people celebrating Christian holidays.

But it is a bit unusual. Is there a reason for why you guys did? Philosophical, cultural, religious?

Tommy I know that you are going to get your feathers ruffled over this, but you have a very masculine voice. Voice, in the literary sense. You are very "butch." Your masculity is so ingrained, that you make your clothing look masculine.

If you were effeminate or feminine, you would likely be afraid to do half the stuff you do, such as bringing random people to your place, playing your sax on the streets, making internet vids ...

One almost universal characteristic of women, is a sense of stranger-danger. You have much more capacity to fend for yourself, even if you were the size of a woman, because biologically you have more muscle mass, etc.

Your general approach of taking the bull by the horns is probably what makes people think that they are dealing with a man.
nah, just roll my eyes at your ignorance and try to explain politely where you are in error. It was cultural. Our rabbi was an omnist, very big on interfaith activities. We lived in a melting pot neighborhood and had a lot of Christian friends.

Your perceptions of women are totally patriarchal. I have cis lady friends, some of them heterosexual and married with kids, who are a lot more butch than me and have deeper voices. when i was a teen, i had to drive my voice down and hide my girly chest and legs. the way i dress was called "unisex" in the 70's. today i call it "gender neutral" . i could train my voice to speak in a higher range again, but why bother? Most older people who do that end, usually have strange sounding voices.

i'm also not transsexual, but a transfeminine intersex person, and am not trying to pass myself off as anything nearly the same as a cis woman. though I may register as male with a lot of people, all i have to do is say that i'm not, and that's the end of that. anybody who spends any time with me easily sees my female nature. I'm just no Nell Fenwick.

I may not be a doctor, but you don't need to be a doctor to know that you've got COPD
you really are a special kind of stupid, aren't you? MY DOCTOR EXAMINED ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
i have chronic congestion and post nasal drip due to pollen, dust and smoke allergies. i'm working on quitting smoking and the cough has improved considerably. most of the coughing you hear lately is when i'm smoking weed.
 

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I may not be a doctor, but you don't need to be a doctor to know that you've got COPD
It's not like having COPD is some sort of moral failing.

It is more like a pulmonary failing.

Anyway, if we are unqualified to diagnose Mr/s. Wasserberg with COPD, awesome.

But maybe the takeaway is that s/he needs to be seen by a specialist. S/he may have allergies but that has nothing to do with COPD.

A woman could have a yeast infection, but that doesn't rule out cervical cancer or uterine fibroids, etc.
 

Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

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It's not like having COPD is some sort of moral failing.

It is more like a pulmonary failing.

Anyway, if we are unqualified to diagnose Mr/s. Wasserberg with COPD, awesome.

But maybe the takeaway is that s/he needs to be seen by a specialist. S/he may have allergies but that has nothing to do with COPD.

A woman could have a yeast infection, but that doesn't rule out cervical cancer or uterine fibroids, etc.
i am examined by a doctor quarterly. my lungs are clear and strong. what you hear is all in my throat from post nasal drip.

please do without the "/" in "she". my male aspect is completely artificial developed in self defense.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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sex does not determine gender.
Then why do you still act, look, behave, and sound like a man......


It's not like having COPD is some sort of moral failing.
Actually it literally is. Tommy is too weak and pathetic to not inhale anything besides air.

nah, just roll my eyes at your ignorance and try to explain politely where you are in error. It was cultural. Our rabbi was an omnist, very big on interfaith activities. We lived in a melting pot neighborhood and had a lot of Christian friends.

Your perceptions of women are totally patriarchal. I have cis lady friends, some of them heterosexual and married with kids, who are a lot more butch than me and have deeper voices. when i was a teen, i had to drive my voice down and hide my girly chest and legs. the way i dress was called "unisex" in the 70's. today i call it "gender neutral" . i could train my voice to speak in a higher range again, but why bother? Most older people who do that end, usually have strange sounding voices.

i'm also not transsexual, but a transfeminine intersex person, and am not trying to pass myself off as anything nearly the same as a cis woman. though I may register as male with a lot of people, all i have to do is say that i'm not, and that's the end of that. anybody who spends any time with me easily sees my female nature. I'm just no Nell Fenwick.
Literally no one believes this. Not even a roaming pack of butch lesbians would bother to say hello to you. You're a liar, people with children don't exchange anything with you except uncomfortable glances.
 

Chan the Wizard

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Maybe not to you, but my doctor says no, you ignorant, dipshit with ZERO competance in field.

do you know how to read, dolt? my parents 70th wedding anniversary was the 10th. both of them were 91 in may, i was 65 in november and i predict you're going to die violently before you're 25.

there was no bris. they had the doctors trim off the foreskin and when i was about fifteen months old, they decided something was wrong down there and carved on it a little from above through the inguinal canal.

sex does not determine gender. that is determined by the brain and some of us are born cross wired. simple as that. hating on us because of a belief in a false fact is really pretty stupid, don't you think?
Cutting off the foreskin in a Jewish ritual sure sounds like a bris to me.
 

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Your perceptions of women are totally patriarchal. I have cis lady friends, some of them heterosexual and married with kids, who are a lot more butch than me and have deeper voices. when i was a teen, i had to drive my voice down and hide my girly chest and legs. the way i dress was called "unisex" in the 70's. today i call it "gender neutral" . i could train my voice to speak in a higher range again, but why bother? Most older people who do that end, usually have strange sounding voices.

i'm also not transsexual, but a transfeminine intersex person, and am not trying to pass myself off as anything nearly the same as a cis woman. though I may register as male with a lot of people, all i have to do is say that i'm not, and that's the end of that. anybody who spends any time with me easily sees my female nature. I'm just no Nell Fenwick.
Look I know that these types of academic definitions of gender are prevalent, but they sort of fly in the face of common sense.

If it looks and acts like a woman, it is woman-enough, for most intents and purposes. Except you don't have a vagina-hole. But that information is largely irrelevant, to 999/1000 people.

If it looks and acts like a dude, it is a dude. I suppose you can have a vagina and pass as a man, given that nobody really gives a damn.

But male and female are basically functional categories. If any dude can embrace their sensitive side and say that makes them womanly, we are also falling into archaic binaries. Same with biological females who work as mechanics, rather than interior decorators. Does that make them masculine, and turn them into men?

I am just saying that if anybody can feel like the opposite gender, for any reason, and demand that we alter the English language, to call a he a she, or a she a he, what do /he/ and /she/ and /male/ and /female/ even mean?

All of this has been discussed ad nauseam, anyway.

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You have no friends ..when you do die, no one will care.
Gosh Mari, way to sour the Holiday Spirit. I know I will miss tommie when she is gone.

do you know how to read, dolt? my parents 70th wedding anniversary was the 10th. both of them were 91 in may, i was 65 in november and i predict you're going to die violently before you're 25.
Golly Tommie, you said birthday, pardon my ignorance and inquiry, and thanks for the clarification. Bless you and your family.
 

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WELL CLEARLY HE DIDN'T DO A FUCKING GOOD JOB THEN!

(also, all caps doesn't by default make you correct)
Maybe Tommie should get a second opinion. Decades of weed smoking puts anybody at risk for lung cancer.

Check your ticker too. If you are having trouble breathing your heart might be compensating for it, in unhealthy ways.

But WTF do I know? We all have our hot date with the Grim Reaper scheduled. But making the right calls can delay it, no?

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