4/1-4/6/2018 - DSP's Birthday Stream - BIRTHDAY HYPE NO NUDNIGS

[neger psykolog]

SPECIAL PAY PER VIEW EVENT:
DSP'S 36th BIRTHDAY SPECIAL STREAMING WEEK
1st APRIL - 6th APRIL 2018

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/980329633299152897
http://archive.fo/0BDCt

rest of schedule:

DSP has planned a special birthday stream for April 6th. He will not only be turning 36 years old but also plans on decorating his throne with birthday decorations and plans on doing comedic things for notable "interactions" (subs/tips/cheers).

Most of all the event will be aimed at raising funds via tips for the purpose of paying off those pesky Washington state backtaxes.

According to some of the earlier discussion this was going to be a "week long event" however his most recent schedule only has it set at a single day.

 

[Drip Feed]

such a long birthday, what a lucky boi


Happy birthday Phil, not like you got much family to tell you that...

 

[PieceofShet]

This event is beyond pathetic.

 

[samovski]

I've got this sad image of him, wearing a partyhat, sitting alone begging for money.

Saddest part is it's likely to actually happen.

 

[HighTierGout]

We should start doing a "bingo" for those special occasions

 

[Drip Feed]

I've got this sad image of him, wearing a partyhat, sitting alone begging for money.

Saddest part is it's likely to actually happen.

Just him and Kat

 

[DiabeticSP]

"it's my special birthday event so I'll be playing the same two unpopular games I always do instead of something interesting or at least CoD which performs better than PUBG for me."

 

[Freshtodeath]

Please tell me he's going to put a party hat on omg. Then he will probably write it off on his taxes.

 

[Drip Feed]

Please tell me he's going to put a party hat on omg. Then he will probably write it off on his taxes.

Dsp is NOT a clown.

 

[A Witty Name]

When a fundraiser for a day fails miserably, why not a fundraiser for an entire week while going full clown? That'll get those 10-year olds to give you their birthday money.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Dunno what is more sad.
The fact that he schedules a whole week for the birthday of a grown man.
The fact that he stretches his birthday for money.
The fact that he uses basically the same schedule.
All of them.

 

[samovski]

What's gonna happen if this fails like the last one? I think this will do slightly better than his last beg-a-thon but no where near what he wants. Last time he had a $2,000 goal. You have to imagine this time even if he lowers it or doesn't have it on screen that he's hoping for that or close to it.

TBH, I don't see him breaking $500 total. And my guess is only that high because we know GoldenCucks is back on the scene to some extent. Queen Swagginz only gets so much pocket money so she can't do much and most of his other regulars seem to tip like $2-3 per night.

I'm guessing that's why he's stretching it, even then though I think it's gonna fail hard.

"The realest motherfucker on the internet"

 

[TheKatIsNowGone]

Dunno what is more sad.
The fact that he schedules a whole week for the birthday of a grown man.
The fact that he stretches his birthday for money.
The fact that he uses basically the same schedule.
All of them.

What will be even sadder is when he doesn't make a ton of money so he ends up nursing himself to bed every night with Gin, his only real friend.

 

[actually]

When a fundraiser for a day fails miserably, why not a fundraiser for an entire week while going full clown? That'll get those 10-year olds to give you their birthday money.

What's gonna happen if this fails like the last one? I think this will do slightly better than his last beg-a-thon but no where near what he wants. Last time he had a $2,000 goal. You have to imagine this time even if he lowers it or doesn't have it on screen that he's hoping for that or close to it.

TBH, I don't see him breaking $500 total. And my guess is only that high because we know GoldenCucks is back on the scene to some extent. Queen Swagginz only gets so much pocket money so she can't do much and most of his other regulars seem to tip like $2-3 per night.

I'm guessing that's why he's stretching it, even then though I think it's gonna fail hard.

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"The realest motherfucker on the internet"

I think that's too optimistic. I don't think he'll hit the $2k or more he probably wants, but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets $1000 from it. I'll be keeping track, and a reasonable daily estimate for him is ~$100 in cheers+subs, so we'll see if it goes well above that. I think his actual birthday will be where the majority comes from. Maybe @EddyB43 could do a birthday week tip total?

 

[PedoPhil]

Dsp is NOT a clown.

And not a childrens entertainer

 

[Bryan Dunn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PHIL snort
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PHIL snort
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO PHHHIIILLLLLLL snort

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO PHIL!

SSNNNNOORRRRTTTTTTTTT

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Even the Queen of Britain only gets two days for her birthday, jesus christ

 

[TheGoutinator]

On his birthday in previous years he would mention depending on getting birthday money from his parents to pull through, now when he talks about birthday money it seems he's put the full burden on his paypigs.

He's probably still harassing his parents for birthday money but doesn't want to mention it because he wants the fans to feel that it's all on them.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

If you look at this picture without looking at the profile, you'd think it's a 6 year old, not a 36 year old obese man with gout and uncurable post-nasal drip snorts

 

[kebab4you]

If you look at this picture without looking at the profile, you'd think it's a 6 year old, not a 36 year old obese man with gout and uncurable post-nasal drip snorts

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That's what he bought for decoration? It's going to be a very sad birthday.