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LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by QWaffen, Apr 10, 2018.

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Does Chris want the pickle know?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. He doesn't know what bisexual means

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  1. chrislikespickle.png So does this mean the straw / pickle meme was just a psy-op?


    I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.
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  2. It was just a matter of time. Remember how he was so freaked out by seeing a penis while watching porn?... no heterosexual man has ever put so much thought about that
     
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  3. Holy moly it finally happened!

    what happened to all that talk over all those years of being a male lesbian, huh?
     
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  4. Every angry I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME from a decade ago was just vindicated.
     
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  5. Wow. Damn. Wonder what Barb thinks.
     
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  6. I got drunk for the first time in a while and I thought I'm just seeing things. Well I'll be damned now let's see if Chris has better luck with men.
    Though there's probably something here we're not seeing yet.
     
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  7. Nah, the writers must have fed him a wrong definition of what being bi-sexual is. Chris is probably saying that thinking it means he is both male and female rather than he isn't choosy about what genitalia he fondles.
     
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    #7 CWCissey, Apr 10, 2018
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2018
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  8. Chris in 2008 would stomp the fuck out of Chris in 2018
     
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  9. [​IMG]
    literally four days later
    holy shit
     
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  10. I want a Chris-chan fighting video game where you can pit Christine against Chris.
     
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  11. Since he's mentioning his "sweethearts" it's probably something trolls told him to say. Maybe they said he'd be more attractive bi or maybe china is on the line.
     
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  12. And he still won’t get laid.

    But I wager full-fledged homosexuality is on the way. I’ve never known a man who remained bisexual for more than a year.
     
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  13. No wonder he got so hurt when Bob threw the damn "fag" card at him.
     
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  14. Goddamnit. I was about to say, what's next, pagan and vegan? But then I realised Christine would literally only eat potatoes and die if she tried to go vegan.

    Anyway, look out, fellas.
     
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  15. If I had to guess, he might have decided that pre-op trans men (and post-op trans women) would also fall into his breadth of interest because of the China. I still don't think he's at all curious about penis.
     
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  16. I'm almost positive whatever comes of this will be some mutated form of the above. Chris wants to be a man when it suits him and a woman when it suits him, and while I do think he's had some borderline-gay thoughts, he doesn't want a dick. He just doesn't.
     
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  17. You can create a character in soul cailbur
     
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  18. He's never getting laid, no matter how many times he swaps sexualities.
     
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  19. But he's a chick now, so it's all cool. Still #nohomo
     
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  20. Must have been all that orange fanta that did it. :fapcup:
     
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  21. I’m guessing at least one of his sweethearts is a pre op tranny.
     
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