4/12/16 I'm sorry, Portland; Phil has returned -

[Psycho]

[GALLERY=media, 1443]Image by Psycho posted Apr 12, 2016 at 6:20 PM[/GALLERY]

 

[Smutley]

lol this is great, he hits the ground running with those lies.

edit: but this confirms where Phil gets his mail :^)

 

[Psycho]

lol this is great, he hits the ground running with those lies.
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edit: but this confirms where Phil gets his mail :^)

Right next to Couch Park. Anyone else think that's where Phil is gonna sleep?

 

[Trombonista]

So how long until he ditches Portland again? I give him about three months.

 

[Randy Lahey]

It's a good day to not live in Portland.

 

[JU 199]

Right next to Couch Park. Anyone else think that's where Phil is gonna sleep WITH NO BALLS?

ftfy

 

[Optimus Prime]

*snip*

Dude, there's a name I'm seeing on there, might wanna black that out before Phil notices.

 

[Psycho]

Dude, there's a name I'm seeing on there, might wanna black that out before Phil notices.

Nah. The only name on there is the asspatter who liked his post.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Nah. The only name on there is the asspatter who liked his post.

Ah, on second glance I see that now - I don't use FB on mobile (or in general) so I thought that was a cloud or something. Whoops, my bad!

 

[kobebyarlant]

Does Portland have any Holocaust memorials?

 

[Taily Puff]

If Phil actually did get snipped, it's really sad how often he brags about it. The way it's advertised at every single event means that even post nut-removery, he's not living a life worth living. He's just living a bizarre slideshow of random events that revolve around his testicles.

Of course Phil still has balls and is only announcing the word "Orchiectomy" for attention, so there's no need to have feels.

 

[Ravenor]

It's interesting that this place doesn't seem to offer any form of trans services.

 

[cans.wav]

For someone who's so afraid of getting shot in a Kiwi Farms orchestrated drive by, he sure loves to tell us where if some dumbass wanted, where we could find him.

It's funny how much Phil obviously looks like he's clamoring for attention.

 

[CWCissey]

Excellent, now I can enact the next phase of my plan and get one of my contacts to kick Phil square in the nuts and record his reaction!

 

[Ruin]

How's he going to survive? Haven't the homeless/trans communities in Portland been made aware of how unstable Phil is?

 

[Randy Lahey]

How's he going to survive?

On fast food, probably

 

[Ruin]

On fast food, probably

I hope Phil is the next Hobo the Whole Foods loss prevention kicks the shit out of.

 

[wet_butt]

He's like some misshapen, flightless bird, migrating to northern climates for the approaching summer. I bet you dollars to donuts he'll start heading back south by fall.

 

[JU 199]

How's he going to survive?

Potatoes can live off of their own biomass for months

 

[House Of Reeves]

Thanks for giving us the name and address of the place, Phil. Makes the assassination that much easier.