Money 4/12 - Ebegging Livestream -

[chimpburgers]

Chris wants your Jew golds. What else is new?

 

[D.Angus]

I hope that this helps to buy Christine the razors she needs to shave her face.

 

[WWWWolf]

Watching on my HEXBOX ONE (while drunk)

Sony, you continue to disappoint me. "Dodododo doot doot, dodododo doot doot" is fucking not as good as "doot doot dododo doot doot do dododo"

Edit: and it's over. Goddamn it. Chris, if you're gonna livestream, at least watch Jace's streams to see how entertaining streams are done.

 

[chimpburgers]

It's over already but it was cringeworthy from what I saw.

 

[autism420]

I hope Borb rolls in and starts stripping

 

[January Cyst]

And I'm not reading any of these comments either, so ya'll can stop

 

[HumanBeanbag]

WTF happens at 0:58

I hope that's just the folder rustling.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Begging for money while standing in a room full of expensive Lego sets. Only Chris.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

and sadly a few w e e n s actually will send him a few empty gift cards

 

[Darndirty]

I laughed out loud at the "ugh, wrong button!"

He seems to be declining to me he can't even get a sentence out without having a wrestling match with autism in his head

Also the 500 dollar level gets you a medallion of clay and 5 amiibos..seems fair

 

[ghostyTrickster]

Spoiler: JOKES ON YOU CHRIS

I liked the part where he tells everyone to stop hating and then continues to ask for money, like they are all going to magically pull out their wallets after typing "JUUULLLLLAAAAAY" with their Cheeto fingers

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Spoiler: JOKES ON YOU CHRIS

I liked the part where he tells everyone to stop hating and then continues to ask for money, like they are all going to magically pull out their wallets after typing "JUUULLLLLAAAAAY" with their Cheeto fingers

that just gave me an idea i should write him a check for $0.01 and in the memo Write JULAYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Tax deductible WHAT?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

You can enjoy watching someone beg without needing to avoid eye contact, what a time to be alive.

 

[Ruin]

How about he sells some of that shit he's surrounded by?

 

[Ravenor]

No Chris it's not tax deductible, you may be a charity case but your not a charity.

 

[gophergoober]

Tax deductible....Hey Feds, I donated to this Transsexual autistic guy and please take money off! Well my favorite part of the live stream was he really thinks someone will donate 1000 dollars to him lol

 

[4Macie]

Tax deductible WHAT?

Once again Chris proves he is unable to understand normal people things. He heard the term "Tax Deductable" in regards to donations before and just assumes he can say deductible and it means something. He, of course, doesn't understand that there are steps to take to make something tax deductible...steps that Chris can't do.

That and I love the "you will get your items! It may be delayed but just be patient, you will get it" - tell that to the guy who paid you a solid grand for more pages and you did nothing.

 

[mrmilkman]

I love how he emphasizes how the gifts are optional. He REALLY does't want to put any work in.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The scene starts In Media Res as the prima madonna continues the speach

"...past hatred and abuse i had to put up with."

Christine sturggles to move as she picks up an object
and moves it to another position

"uhkey that's a bitbetter for tha straf that got me putellmish- but anyway..."

DRAMATIC INHALE
AND SIGH!

"So, fffff- yeah. got some financial problems coming up (pause for sigh) about right now. so."

OSCAR LEVEL PITY SIGH

monotone mmmm

"I mean ya'll don't havta buy anything- Ygah- Donations of with every person
being able to donang at least uh a dollar you can help, ya'll can help me and
my mother, to find a pizza home and be able to help uh take care of our espensiz,
and evrything."

Chris closes his eyes and the sound of his true robotic body taking a photograph is heard!

"and uh- I'm still ... work, i'm still gettin back in the groove of putin evrything together, working on a daily basis
(said while looking to the side in an obvious lie) and definatly working on putin myself on a day schedule."

uncomfortable flailing as there's another mmm

bounces girly

squints and puts hand on head

"And there's that damn autistic pause!"

i might transcribe more but this is it for now

it's that damn autistic pause!