4/16/2016 - Phil promises Jordan that he's going to come back to San Fransisco -

[Psycho]

Well, looks like Phil found something new to piss his tardbux on: bus tickets so he can go back and forth between Portland and San Fransisco, several times, between now and who knows when.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

That makes one person saying Phil should stay in Portland. They are the 1%

 

[House Of Reeves]

Tattoo appointments through fucking August?

How many more does he friggin need?

 

[Psycho]

That makes one person saying Phil should stay in Portland. They are the 1%

Everyone in the San Fransisco bay area agrees with Jordan.

 

[Hyperion]

Just think about how long it takes to ride the greyhound up and down the west coast

 

[Splendid]

That makes one person saying Phil should stay in Portland. They are the 1%

No, Portland is even further from me than SF, so I think he should stay there too.

 

[nad7155]

With these two it's like the beef between the kid who ate paste and the kid who ate his boogers in 1st grade.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Tattoo appointments through fucking August?

How many more does he friggin need?

Until every patch of his L@tinx skin is covered in shitty drawings ripped from a "How to Draw Manga" book from an elementary book fair.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Spoiler: Translated from potato to song

 

[Twrx]

Phil really is a migratory bird.

 

[KingQueen]

What's funny is he wouldn't even know about Jordan's post if he hadn't read it here.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Sonju appointments? I have to imagine there are competent artist in Portland. But whatever, more chances for laughs as he migrates between hippie-towns.

 

[wet_butt]

Phil will never be accepted by any community and will be forced to bounce from place to place for the rest of his mercifully short life.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Phil will never be accepted by any community and will be forced to bounce and squeak from place to place for the rest of his mercifully short life.

Fixed.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He's running out of space. I hope he gets a forehead or neck tattoo next.

 

[AnOminous]

He's running out of space. I hope he gets a forehead or neck tattoo next.

He should get a tattoo on his scrotum to emphasize the balls.

 

[Psycho]

He should get a tattoo on his scrotum to emphasize the balls.

I feel tremendously sorry for anyone, tattoo artist or otherwise, who has to do any kind of work on Phil below the waist.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Your title is too A-loggy, you're gonna #trigger some poor translatinx.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

He should get a tattoo on his scrotum to emphasize the balls.

Get nice big block letters, "THESE AREN'T HERE".

 

[Splendid]

I feel tremendously sorry for anyone, tattoo artist or otherwise, who has to do any kind of work on Phil below the waist.

I could see most artists straight up refusing to get that close to his crotch for fear of disease tbh.