4/19/2016 - Rat King Phil - "I hereby wish to enter a treaty of mutual defense with Phoenix Singer." -

[Flame the Sunbird]

 

[LD 3187]

So why should we care that Phil gets offended by another thread when we have an entire forum to document his shit? If anything he will get more Kiwis into the Phoenix thread instead of gaining those asspats he want.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You're not a country, Phil.

Spoiler

(inb4 big enough to be one)

 

[chimpburgers]

Lol fucking idiot. Has he not seen the last 18+ rat king threads around here?

 

[Ruin]

Of course he stands with someone who's violent and insane. Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Milford Grimley]

You're not a country, Phil.

Spoiler

(inb4 big enough to be one)

Maybe he's also referring to the population of parasites, mold, and bacteria festering on him as a country.

 

[VLAD]

That's nice, Phil. But Phoenix still won't have sex with you.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Treaty of mutual defense? Wtf is this tranny civ?

What are you gonna do Phil? Get some tats? Eat some cheese? Shit yourself?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Treaty of mutual defense? Wtf is this tranny civ?

What are you gonna do Phil? Get some tats? Eat some cheese? Shit yourself?

Dude all trannies are connected, just ask @Smutley to show you the conspiracy web

 

[Tranhuviya]

You know who else did that, Phil? Hitler.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Weird, he went and deleted it already and posted this instead.

Ahuviya Rosa Araujo feeling pissed.
4 mins · Portland, OR ·
That moment when 'EMBARASSMENT TO TRANS COMMUNITY BAD IZZY HELL ARAUJO!!!' myth repeatedly perpetuated over and over again....
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Ahuviya Rosa Araujo ...in other news - I will have permanent housing in June.
· 4 mins
Ahuviya Rosa Araujo also still Evil, still Trans, still Latina.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody calls Phil "Izzy Hell."

 

[Smutley]

Dude all trannies are connected, just ask @Smutley to show you the conspiracy web

You mean this one? Because I need a couple more boards to get it fully updated

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/full-view-jpg.44288/

 

[Bad Dog]

That "Ah. Ok." Just screams "Not this shit again. I don't care."

 

[Pikonic]

Nobody calls Phil "Izzy Hell."

Because nobody outside of us even talks about him, and god forbid he dead names himself.

 

[Splendid]

How would this treaty even work? Is someone gonna invade Phil?

Spoiler

Inb4 rape joke. Nobody would rape him.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

The Worse-Off Pact.

 

[Psycho]

I'm guessing Phoenix doesn't want to be allied with Phil. If they did become allies, Phoenix would probably join Kiwi Farms, just like the rest of the people Phil has met in person.

 

[Picklemaker]

@Smutley just made my night. You are a goddamn hero.

 

[tweaker the cat]

That's hilarious. I didn't read the thread about this other person, but I get the jist: they're a violent psychopath. If they don't even want to be associated with Phil... Wow.