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Money 4/19 - Offering classic shirt for starting bid of $12,000 or $20,000 Buy It Now

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Apr 19, 2017.

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  1. Well, they wanna start selling their shit, they've got more then enough of it.
     
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    InTheSidePocket

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  2. It's possible, but unlikely. It's definitely possible they lose their house, but Chris has a tugboat that can easily pay a controlled apartment. The only way he'd get kicked out of the apartment is if he didn't pay rent, but I think even Chris is not that stupid
     
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  3. think of the steps leading up to it! delicious tears which we will sup on.
     
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  4. By this point, I suspect anything 'from the internet' is basically ignored by county officials there. As it should be. For the past decade 'the internet' has been trying to intrude thanks to a combo of trolls, weenery and white knights. County officials have successfully repulsed it. I suspect they have a post-it note that they show to every new dispatcher, call-taker and social worker that starts at the respective agencies. It's a flow chart:

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  5. Chris would understand that rent needs to be paid. However, that doesn't mean he would properly manage his finances. he would continue blowing his tugboat on useless shit and whine to the landlord for a delay/extension on the rent or beg people to pay it for him like he was begging people to pay the mortgage.
     
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  6. Guarantee you you're wrong, I sell on eBay as part of my business and they removed the ability for sellers to leave negative feedback a long time ago.


    On another note the stakes are much higher these days. $500 for a stamp album, $1.5k for a Sonic totem and now $25k for a T-shirt. I wonder what's next. Selling SON-CHU, the original electric hedgehog transformer car for $100k?
     
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  7. Yes he is and we have all seen the shit he blows his money on while the bills pile up.
     
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  8. Honestly at this point, prank calls about the Chandler household are probably regarded as great hazing material for rookies.
     
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  9. This Homeless Saga is taking wayyy too long to take place.
     
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  10. 'Tis like a zit waiting to explode.
     
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  11. Ugh another 15 hours until it's sold. Im so hype to see what happens it's ridiculous.
     
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  12. You cannot blame Chris for the mortgage, that harpy Barb dips into his account to pay for her own debts and expects Chris to be damned grateful she did it.
     
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  13. Which one of you jews made that biggest bid for the moldy shirt?

    Solves the dentist problem well, teeth are only on the way when sucking fat cocks.
     
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    Purmojemvits

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  14. Chris failed to ship the Totem on time so I can't see him "repairing" the shirt with the money he made selling the shirt and and shipping it on time either.
     
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  15. No, Chris is not responsible for that. But he is still responsible for his own shit. He has a bunch of credit card debt, for shit HE chose to buy. If Barb croaks, the mortgage will pass to him unless the bank forecloses on the house. Given that the bank forced Barb to pay instead of just foreclosing, it seems the bank has no interest in cleaning out/selling the house (not that I blame them)

    It doesn't matter what his financial situation is. He WILL find a way to fuck it up because of his impulse purchases and credit card debt. His eBay selling could be lucrative, if he was actually responsible. He will find a way to convince himself that buying Legos/Skylanders/vidya/whatever is more important than paying the rent or mortgage on time. After all, he keeps delaying paying off his credit card debt, going for the minimum every month because he can not think of the future and how saving money would benefit him in the long run.

    I would say that when Barb dies, Chris is screwed... but he is ALREADY screwed.
     
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    CalmMyTits

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  16. So you'd buy Chris, the proceed to hold his autistic tranny tomgirl ass hostage in your basement. You'd also probably should consider giving Chris a giant hamster wheel, you know, in case Chris ever gets the urge to reenact Sonichus Edge minus the parkay. You might actually help Chris in the end, since he will more than likely end up losing weight, but you'll also end up with a ton of dirty, crapped briefs.
     
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  17. The room will be a perfect replica of his old room. He will be forced to revert back to his 2005 ways. Kiwifarms will become a tv station broadcast all over the world, even North Korea. It will be rated J for JULAAAAAAY.

    Can't wait.
     
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    Orson Welles

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  18. Yeah, the whole repair thing seems an open ended slacking clause so Chris can take his good ol' time with it.

    There are places that can restore stuff, but I doubt he has done any sort of research.

    Either that or he thinks Barb will sew it up because she's a woman and they sew things.
     
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  19. Well hey, they're probably worth $2000 apiece these days.
    As Vespasian said: pecunia non olet.
     
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  20. Then I probably am. I must be remembering incorrectly.
     
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