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If I decide to watch this, how will I be able to tell Ralph apart from a bowling ball? Especially if he's wearing all black, as fat people are known to do.
Will he attend wrestlemaina then? Having used the tournament as a cover all along?Calling it now: He will fail to sell tickets to this “invitational” and it will not happen. He’ll blame aylawgs for “canceling” him in the DFW area.
Nah he will wear oversized brand jackets and pants to satisfy his wigger mentality and deny new gunt footage to the AylahgsKiwis listen up. There is a high possibility we will see the gunt's rotunda form mid bowl. Hopefully this pans out.
Bowling balls are smooth, while the gunt is covered in boils and oddly misshapen like an elderly man’s STD-infected scrotum.If I decide to watch this, how will I be able to tell Ralph apart from a bowling ball? Especially if he's wearing all black, as fat people are known to do.
Bowling balls have strength and solidity. The Gunt is soft and mushy like his brain.Ralph is so rotund, that I would not be surprised that in place of a bowling ball, they used him to roll into the pins to knock them down.
He's banking on Dick's fans to buy the majority of the tickets.Calling it now: He will fail to sell tickets to this “invitational” and it will not happen. He’ll blame aylawgs for “canceling” him in the DFW area.
His gunt grease would throw off the oil patterns, it'll be the equivalent of just throwing all the ground water in a landfill down the lane.Ralph is so rotund, that I would not be surprised that in place of a bowling ball, they used him to roll into the pins to knock them down.
Who gives a fuck Ralph's gotta bowl to the 42 people who likes his tweet lol, fun fact in Texas they used recycled shit water to hydrate their lawns, I assume that's why gunt is going because otherwise setting up a bowling event out of town for him even is just stupid and pointless. Even more so with his horrifying child being born around that time and with something bound to sell far less than a hundred tickets
No need we have both the pins and balls to measure as well as any other patrons or any of his paypigs all of them being doxed at this point probably with posted heights.Who’s going to bite the bullet and pay to get an accurate height measurement of Ralph?
I bet $10 that if he gets a bowling shirt, it shows up in his next Christmas photo. Hell, maybe even his next court case.Will the Gunt get its own little matching bowling shirt or something?
Will it be killstream merch or just some tacky Walmart special?I bet $10 that if he gets a bowling shirt, it shows up in his next Christmas photo. Hell, maybe even his next court case.