4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.
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I think this event is a great idea. Bowling might not be the best sport, but any amount of movement is good for this man
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Ralph said that Compound Media might assemble and field a C team compromised of Pat Dixon and Chrissy Mayr. Mersh and Royce of Revenge of The Cis are in. Royce got wind and tweeted directly at Ralph about it. He saw it as a Golden Grift opportunity. Also Ralph spoke about trying to get Baked Alaska. Not sure if he remembered about the Mersh and Baked drama. Ralph also spoke about other teams getting in. Friends of the Killstream. Could be a wild ensemble at the tourny but my guess is it will just be another Tampa thing again.
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Yeah he's almost certainly will do that at least and maybe go bowling by himself because he couldn't wrangle enough people to cover the lane charges, drinks and to get paid in the process so you can watch some fatass bowl terribly.
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I'm expecting our boy to choke on some nachos.
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I genuinely love going to places like that once in a while. Even better if a bunch of guys are smoking dope inside an open fire exit at the back. Reminds me of going to the arcades as a kid. As far as the bowling tournament goes, this is fucking bizarre and I can't help but think it's some weird scam of some sort.
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MeltyTW
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youre both wrong, ralph will try some pro bowler slide shit and fall down on the lane, at first people will laugh but ralph will get fucking furious and yell sputtering blood, his last words from what would be a minor fall for most will appropriately be nothing but anger and vitriol for the people who supported and carried that gunt. even after theyre free anyone who attends will lie and say ralph said something kinder later on but well know its complete bs.
gaytor will try and spin it as ralpha even though he will totally gutterball it or hit a single pin from a split and hell be bullied into suicide by alogs over his masters timely death. ppp will do a gayfabe stream blaming his death on the kiwifarms and hell get downvoted and rage whenever this post is capped and spammed in his squire vids and flee the internet again until its again time to attention seek with dumb antics. the board will be up until elements of the board keep spamming ppps gay shit and josh just deletes it, to the tune of those same saying its not free speech and no one will care.
ralphs body will be measured by me and donated to science.
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If Chrissy Mayr doesn't have a thread she really needs one, she's pretty much associated with a pool of cows from Venti to Murphy and apparently has some drama from stealing shit randomly from people not minding their bags.
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A sport where it's ok to be drunk and all you had to do is not miss, either Jim fucked him up or Ralph found his true calling,
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Meigh will give birth to her demon child on April 20th and the three Wignat wisemen: Dingo, Rand and Larry Ridgeway will present gifts (a copy of Siege, a turban and some cheap Aussie brews) since the child will be born on Hitlers birthday.
Aren’t women typically late when it comes to the birth of their first child?
I can see him pulling a Dubya and choking on some pretzels. Damn Joshua Connor Moon supplying the pretzels at the bowling alley trying to get our mensch assassinated.
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Ralph, what are you doing? Bowling? You think you have the strength to carry the gunt in order to roll a heavy ball 20 times? There's less physically intensive ways for you to play with big black balls Ethan.
As for Vito. We can only hope he slips and falls, breaking every one of his vertebrae, turning him into a quadriplegic in the process. At least that way, we can ensure he won't molest any children.
As for Vito. We can only hope he slips and falls, breaking every one of his vertebrae, turning him into a quadriplegic in the process. At least that way, we can ensure he won't molest any children.
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molesting children doesnt count as comedy and making news for being a nuisance isnt comedy either,
Lmao at people thinking Ethan is going to be:
- Bowling with any kind of form
- Putting any sort of English on the ball
- Caring about the game and not trying to make up to Dick the entire time.
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When he takes off his lifted shoes to change in to bowling shoes is when we strike.
The kiwi height measurement strike force is ready to deploy.
The kiwi height measurement strike force is ready to deploy.
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So Ralph met some guy with a run down bowling alley and decided this was a chance to get away from Meigh in the final weeks of her pregnancy, when there is a very real chance she could go into labour.
Bowling is fun, but realistically this is an afternoons event which he could likely run in Richmond if planned in advance. That way he could leave to support his fiance if required.
The content is going to be awful, what a complete waste of time and so selfish to boot.
Bowling is fun, but realistically this is an afternoons event which he could likely run in Richmond if planned in advance. That way he could leave to support his fiance if required.
The content is going to be awful, what a complete waste of time and so selfish to boot.
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Wrestlemania is in Dallas this year, maybe he's hoping the bowling will pay for his tickets? You can rent out a bowling alley anywhere, I don't buy he met some dude with a bowling alley in Vegas. Ralph doesn't strike me the social type to make connections with randoms. Could be wrong.
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