4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Frog Ken

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Ralph is better out of jail, so much more fun!
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CohenManischewitz

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Ralph said that Compound Media might assemble and field a C team compromised of Pat Dixon and Chrissy Mayr. Mersh and Royce of Revenge of The Cis are in. Royce got wind and tweeted directly at Ralph about it. He saw it as a Golden Grift opportunity. Also Ralph spoke about trying to get Baked Alaska. Not sure if he remembered about the Mersh and Baked drama. Ralph also spoke about other teams getting in. Friends of the Killstream. Could be a wild ensemble at the tourny but my guess is it will just be another Tampa thing again.
 

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Will he attend wrestlemaina then? Having used the tournament as a cover all along?
Yeah he's almost certainly will do that at least and maybe go bowling by himself because he couldn't wrangle enough people to cover the lane charges, drinks and to get paid in the process so you can watch some fatass bowl terribly.

 
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How many bowling ball related injuries do you guys expect?
I'm expecting our boy to choke on some nachos.
youre both wrong, ralph will try some pro bowler slide shit and fall down on the lane, at first people will laugh but ralph will get fucking furious and yell sputtering blood, his last words from what would be a minor fall for most will appropriately be nothing but anger and vitriol for the people who supported and carried that gunt. even after theyre free anyone who attends will lie and say ralph said something kinder later on but well know its complete bs.

gaytor will try and spin it as ralpha even though he will totally gutterball it or hit a single pin from a split and hell be bullied into suicide by alogs over his masters timely death. ppp will do a gayfabe stream blaming his death on the kiwifarms and hell get downvoted and rage whenever this post is capped and spammed in his squire vids and flee the internet again until its again time to attention seek with dumb antics. the board will be up until elements of the board keep spamming ppps gay shit and josh just deletes it, to the tune of those same saying its not free speech and no one will care.

ralphs body will be measured by me and donated to science.
 

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Ralph said that Compound Media might assemble and field a C team compromised of Pat Dixon and Chrissy Mayr. Mersh and Royce of Revenge of The Cis are in. Royce got wind and tweeted directly at Ralph about it. He saw it as a Golden Grift opportunity. Also Ralph spoke about trying to get Baked Alaska. Not sure if he remembered about the Mersh and Baked drama. Ralph also spoke about other teams getting in. Friends of the Killstream. Could be a wild ensemble at the tourny but my guess is it will just be another Tampa thing again.
Dick was sperging out at Chrissy Mayr on twitter a couple of days ago for criticizing Vito, I was wondering if that might prove awkward for Ralph:
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Isn't Meigh meant to be giving birth around that time?
Meigh will give birth to her demon child on April 20th and the three Wignat wisemen: Dingo, Rand and Larry Ridgeway will present gifts (a copy of Siege, a turban and some cheap Aussie brews) since the child will be born on Hitlers birthday.
If she's exactly 9 weeks on Sept 17th, that puts conception at July 16th and a due date for April 16th.
Aren’t women typically late when it comes to the birth of their first child?
I'm expecting our boy to choke on some nachos.
I can see him pulling a Dubya and choking on some pretzels. Damn Joshua Connor Moon supplying the pretzels at the bowling alley trying to get our mensch assassinated.
 

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Ralph, what are you doing? Bowling? You think you have the strength to carry the gunt in order to roll a heavy ball 20 times? There's less physically intensive ways for you to play with big black balls Ethan.
As for Vito. We can only hope he slips and falls, breaking every one of his vertebrae, turning him into a quadriplegic in the process. At least that way, we can ensure he won't molest any children.
 

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Lmao at people thinking Ethan is going to be:
  • Bowling with any kind of form
  • Putting any sort of English on the ball
  • Caring about the game and not trying to make up to Dick the entire time.
The only fun thing to come of this will be the fact that bowling ball sizes are standardized and must be between 8.5" and 8.595" in diameter so people can poke fun at his height again using images of him bowling within 0.1-inch accuracy.
 

Mr E. Grifter

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So Ralph met some guy with a run down bowling alley and decided this was a chance to get away from Meigh in the final weeks of her pregnancy, when there is a very real chance she could go into labour.

Bowling is fun, but realistically this is an afternoons event which he could likely run in Richmond if planned in advance. That way he could leave to support his fiance if required.

The content is going to be awful, what a complete waste of time and so selfish to boot.