Interests 4/29 Speed Sewing Announcment - 5/4 - Chris declares the shirt restored

[cruderudedude]

5/4 - Chris finishes work on the shirt.

In which Chris wipes his fucking nasty mouth with a shirt he intends to sell

EDIT: 90 minutes of sewing

 

[Subconcious Offense]

5 seconds to forget the falsetto.

He fucking tried asking a professional tailor to fix the shirt.

By the way, contacting the second bidder to strike a deal is against ebay policies http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/rfe-spam-non-ebay-sale.html

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And of course, Chris has no idea that the meowing cat is hungry.

 

[Sasquatch82]

So Ms Wisconsin hasn't got the moolah. Chris reverts to the next bidder, who I believe has 0 feedback on ebay. I knew he'd look up restoration on youtube. Can't wait to see how this turns out.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Did he really wipe his mouth with a moldy old shirt that's been fermenting in its own juices for two years? Is he trying to get sick?

 

[MrTroll]

The tard drool on the shirt increases its value. New asking price: $50,000

 

[microwave purrito]

"I'm going to do it myself," a.k.a. he's going to Frankenstein it into an even uglier, moldy abomination.

 

[Sasquatch82]

The tard drool on the shirt increases its value. New asking price: $50,000

The knowing way he wiped that shirt almost suggests that the new bidder requested that... Either that or he's trying to mock the other bidder in his own way.

 

[cruderudedude]

At this point I shouldn't be so shocked that Chris recorded himself using something he's selling for $20,000 as a fucking snot rag

 

[Bustcakes]

"Tied in a bun."

 

[Un Platano]

"'Too big' of a project for a tailor to mend"

Whatever tailor he took the shirt to could probably get a restraining order for it.

 

['tism]

Time to find out if you can fix a shirt with crayola model fucking magic.

 

[MrTroll]

The knowing way he wiped that shirt almost suggests that the new bidder requested that

New bidder confirmed as either Kengle or a mad scientist who plans to clone Chris from his DNA.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Did he just wipe his whole mouth with the shirt? That'll bring it up at least $500 in value.

 

[Aldora]

Chris looks better(?) with his hair pulled back.

And of course as soon as I think that, he wipes his mouth all over the shirt.

Just yuck.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris will easily take 500+ days to repair this shirt and still not have finished his comic commissions before this "project".

 

[Slowinthemind]

Tard drool will just feed the spores, we are looking at a "The last of us" type scenario.

 

[Aldora]

I am sure having the DNA of The Creator on the shirt, will double, even triple its value.

 

[dacwcman69]

"After the tailor watched me wipe my ass crack with the shirt sleeve they told me it was too big of a project for them to do; some kinda amateurs right?"

 

[millais]

He should be careful with the needle. The last time he was pierced by one, it didn't turn out so well.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

And Chris adds even more filth to it by using it as a napkin.

is Chris getting better?

Oh, and if he is contacting the second-lowest bidder while the top bidder still has time to send payment, isn't that a violation of eBay TOS for trying to make a sale outside of eBay?