4/4 My Breast Massage routine 18 + -

[Somar]

 

[Randy Lahey]

Dude is he not wearing pants
Jesus Christ it's live

Edit: It's over

 

[Doc Cassidy]

How is he so fucking gross?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

All that's missing is his Lego tiara

 

[cumrobbery]

Disgusting

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

See! No fucking bookcases or heavy furniture since bob died!

How the fuck is he this delusional? There's no growth in his lushush wimins titties. They actually look smaller than when he was just regular ol' Chris.

Christ, and that bloated olive shaped corndog graveyard of a gut going on

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

There's always a certain line Chris has always crossed when making videos

He doesn't just pass the line; he wipes his ass with it

 

[Doc Cassidy]

This is the greatest thing ever.

 

[Globe]

the pasties somehow made this even more upsetting to watch.

 

[GS 281]

While he has the measuring tape out, he needs to measure the duck for us. Call Barb in there, stiffen up and get a true and honest measurement.

 

[Jaybeegee]

Thank God I missed this.
Didn't he say he had swinging D cups? Fuck off chris

 

[ComaGirlPower]

Oh, hellllll nooo.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why YouTube is my favorite porn site.

 

[Hat]

Your thoughts, @Marvin?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Damn, that's a nice reason to buy the supporters' horrifying rating right there.

 

[Marvin]

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Your thoughts, @Marvin?

Fuck, I can't even. This video is too much.

Oh... he jiggled them

 

[Tismo]

It's rated 18+ because after you're done watching it you'll need at least 18 minutes to analyze what just happened, and if you deserved it.

 

[Lipitor]

Lol, I love the argument that breast feeding in public is bad cuz boobs offend people. No, that's not it at all. Have you ever heard a baby breastfeeding? It's a lot of loud sucking and moaning noises, it's gross and creepy.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris man what happened to you?

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I never understood Chris's aversion to topless men, but he's quickly turning me into a believer.