4/5/2018 - Pax East Gran Autismo fundraiser - The spirit of Jace trembles

[Peace and Harmony]

Here's another absolutely re,tarded fundraiser from the campaign that brought you Final Fight ad campaigns. I'm sure all those people who went to all those movie screenings that you held had a great time, didn't they John? Pity we'll never know since you never fucking said anything about them ever again.

EDIT: I wasn't able to archive the page for some reason, niggas need to help a corgi out pls.

 

[Elbe]

Jesus Christ.

 

[An Ghost]

So who will be driving? Seeing Wu talk about herself and jerk her head around and her constant stalling sounds like a one way trip to motion sickness.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Is this a 4d chess campaign to make Hillary seem like a down to earth candidate in comparison to Wu?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Brianna Wu knows how to connect with the regular folk.

"Give me money and I'll let you pretend to sit in my Porsche"

 

[m0rnutz]

"For 300 we can grab dinner and hit the REALLY FUN parts of Boston"
Does this involve sex with grandma too?

For $400 Wu will let you talk to him

For $500 you can rub his feet while he talks about gamergate

For $600 you can tweet about gamergate and moonrocks while he plays his games with your money

 

[CWCchange]

"For 300 we can grab dinner and hit the REALLY FUN parts of Boston"

Does it involve driving through Dorchester/Roxbury, so John's windows get smashed and hubcaps stolen at a red light?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is this a 4d chess campaign to make Hillary seem like a down to earth candidate in comparison to Wu?

I'm no Hillary fan, but I'll give her this much: her fundraiser events weren't outright deathtraps.

 

[Kroster]

The Star Wars idea was actually a cute one, and if she had any political savvy whatsoever and had done any sort of actual work to promote it it would have been fine.

This is dumb, desperate, possibly illegal, and every single aspect of it makes it so clear what a joke her candidacy is.

It's probably not illegal, but it seems like "pay money for a one on one private interview with a candidate as you drive illegally fast around Weston" should ring warning bells.

 

[Kroster]

Double post, and Peace and Harmony can yell at me, but I just got this screenshot from a friend.

I also don't know about campaigns, but I know that if you donate to a nonprofit you're not allowed anything in return. That's why when you buy a $100 plate at a fancy dinner to support a cause, it will say that $80 is tax-deductible. The $20 is the value of the goods and services you received. Is it legal to offer a service in return for a campaign donation, since the whole thing isn't tax deductible anyway?

 

[Norvic]

It's probably not illegal, but it seems like "pay money for a one on one private interview with a candidate as you drive illegally fast around Weston" should ring warning bells.

I doubt it's illegal, but her insurance company won't pay out for anything if they find out she's been using her car for this fundraiser. You'd need weapons grade liability insurance for this kind of thing, which would dwarf the 300 bucks you're taking in from the odd sucker who thinks riding in Wu's car is a fun afternoon.

 

[Kroster]

I doubt it's illegal, but her insurance company won't pay out for anything if they find out she's been using her car for this fundraiser. You'd need weapons grade liability insurance for this kind of thing, which would dwarf the 300 bucks you're taking in from the odd sucker who thinks riding in Wu's car is a fun afternoon.

For most people that wouldn't be a big deal because their insurance company would be unlikely to find out. Wu can't seem to back up down the driveway without wrecking her car, so it seems like a big risk for her to try this.

 

[AshitPie]

https://web.archive.org/web/20180405231658/https://secure.actblue.com/donate/vroomvroompartystarter

Not sure why mostly everything is gone.

 

[Eli Whitney]

So. Which one of you is doing this?

 

[millais]

Donald Trump let supporters and their kids ride his helicopter for free at various election rallies and speaking events.

And John Flynt has the gall to charge $150 for a zip around the block in his bollard-impacted sports car.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Doesn't he have to wait until at least late summer for delivery?

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, we can pay to have somebody of our choosing have an interview with Flu?

@GethN7 what's your schedule looking like? I'm sure you've still got some questions you'd like to ask the candidate, no?

 

[GethN7]

So, we can pay to have somebody of our choosing have an interview with Flu?

@GethN7 what's your schedule looking like? I'm sure you've still got some questions you'd like to ask the candidate, no?

I'm going to have to decline for two reasons.

One, I doubt I'd hear anything that sounded remotely intelligent.

Second, my ears are still recovering from hearing that dreadful parody of a falsetto from last time.

 

[Florence]

So, would this be the junked Porsche, the other junked Porsche, or the soon-to-be junked Porsche?

 

[millais]

So, would this be the junked Porsche, the other junked Porsche, or the soon-to-be junked Porsche?

Whichever one is not in the repair shop for impact damage or in the middle of being painted by Frank in the driveway