4/7/2019 - Tom's Saxophone Got Stolen -

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I really fucking hope it was this guy:



Tom loves to fuck with people until they flip out on his goofy ass, then he runs and cries about being a victim and shit. Tom continually tries to "out busk" other musicians from their spot by playing over someone until they move on. My money is that Tom tried to do this, got distracted and being the scaredy-cat big mouth that he is, ran too far away from where he laid his horn down and it got swiped. Even if he pawned it, both outcomes are hilarious.

Imagine threatening to kill people because you can't buy weed. This nigga is stupid.:story:
 

AnOminous

Really?
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I really fucking hope it was this guy:



Tom loves to fuck with people until they flip out on his goofy ass, then he runs and cries about being a victim and shit.
Epic Busker Guy is a hero. I love how you can practically see Tommy's tiny balls shrivel up and shrink into his body as this dude approaches him after having had enough of his shit.

Tommy does this stunt a lot where he parasitically attaches himself to some actually skilled buskers and slithers around trying to suck up their leavings. But his fucked up noodling and horrible stench scare off their actual audience and they get pissed.

I like that this dude was having none of his shit.
 

Army Burger

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Epic Busker Guy is a hero. I love how you can practically see Tommy's tiny balls shrivel up and shrink into his body as this dude approaches him after having had enough of his shit.

Tommy does this stunt a lot where he parasitically attaches himself to some actually skilled buskers and slithers around trying to suck up their leavings. But his fucked up noodling and horrible stench scare off their actual audience and they get pissed.

I like that this dude was having none of his shit.
We need more people like him and Parisho
 
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$0 donated in almost a day, 0 comments on him being attacked and only 3 shares on his GoFundMe FB post, with one of those 3 coming from him.

Tom continually says he has vast communities supporting him and helping him out.. Well, where are they?

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Tom's autism prevents him from realizing he's been trolled by a soundboard for the last two months.
 

El Porko Fako

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Remember when AMB bought him a sax? Remember what a prick he was?

And he expects that to happen again now?
They should just fuck with him this time and send him one of those plastic children's trumpet. He seems like the kind of nutjob who make a 30 minute rant how what a catastrophe the gift was and angerly explaining the differences between the instruments.
 

MasterDisaster

Beating my meat like everyone's watching.
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Tom calls the cops constantly over internet drama but can't be bothered when someone steals his most valued possession with him standing right there. Got it.
That's because it's not missing. Tom either A.) Pawned it for weed money or B.) It's sitting in his hovel and he's begging for weed money.
Fun fact: Did you know musical instruments have serial numbers just like power tools? Any pawn shop it was sold to would be required to check the serial and the seller would get turned over to the police.
 

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That's because it's not missing. Tom either A.) Pawned it for weed money or B.) It's sitting in his hovel and he's begging for weed money.
Fun fact: Did you know musical instruments have serial numbers just like power tools? Any pawn shop it was sold to would be required to check the serial and the seller would get turned over to the police.
You’re implying that Tommy both knew where the number was and also registered it proactively.
 
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