Australatina [4 June 18] Autistan slaps Trade Sanctions on the US! - Unlike Trump, their president is a figurehead.

[Positron]

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Australatina slaps Trade Sanctions on United States!
REGINA, AUSTRALATINA


With a country angered over the recent revelations of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) child trafficking and sexual abuse as well as President Donald J. Trump’s inhumane policy of separation of undocumented immigrant children from their parents in ICE detention - Australatina’s unicameral parliament, La Asamblea (Assembly) voted 326-0 with only one Member of Parliament not present voted for a comprehensive Trade Sanctions against the United States for the ICE atrocities against undocumented immigrant children.

Prime Minister Damon Villaraigosa immediately signed the bill into law and will be countersigned by the figurehead President of Australatina, David Crespi Peña on Tuesday.


“If the United States wishes to commit crimes against humanity against Latino, Indigenous, and Black undocumented immigrants and refugees, separating children and committing unspeakable crimes. The People of the Hispanic Republic of Australatina want no part in aiding an economy that exploits and terrorizes the immigrant worker.”

The PM further stated

“MERCONOR Australatina Unified Immigration and Customs Area will ban import of US Consumer Goods, ban US Ships at all Ports, and deny use of airspace to US registered passenger aircraft over Australatina Unified Airspace.”

The airspace transit ban is the most hard hitting of the trade sanctions, forcing US passenger aircraft to avoid both Australatina and Nueva Grecia airspace as both sovereign states are under the jurisdiction of the Australatina Airports Authority (AAA) and in the case of Australatina proper, prohibited from entering the four designated Air Defense Identification Zones Australatina uses to protect it’s entire sovereign airspace and extended territorial water areas adjacent to Australatina’s coastlines: Atlantic Ocean, Acadian Sea, and the Gulf of Viña del Mar, which makes up Australatina’s tiny 68 kilometer (42 Mile) Western Coast.

Australatina’s airspace closure will be largest closed airspace area to US civilian passenger and military planes since the days of the former Soviet Union and the Cold War as Australatina beats out Iran in land area by an area roughly the size of Israel.

“So if Donald John Trump wishes to transit Australatina airspace in his private jet, ask me first over Twitter. Where I, the Prime Minister of Australatina can tell him ‘No means no, where are the damn children your ICE agents kidnapped’.” Villaraigosa quoted as laughter erupted in the Prime Minister’s Office Press Conference Hall amongst the press.

 

[d12]

I thought Australatina got overthrown by the First Lantinx Order. Was there a counter-coup by loyal Australatinan forces?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Who the fuck is visiting this place? Even if it was real people would not be lining up to visit a shithole country where bicycles are the primary mode of transportation.

 

[Woyzeck]

362-0 votes, well at least Phil is honest enough to make his Latinx paradise a politcally corrupt nightmare.

 

[Florence]

David Crespi chopped-off-his-Peña?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Oh! This cursed Ograbme

 

[Jaimas]

Oh! This cursed Ograbme

Damn it, how he nicks 'em!

 

[D.Va]

Trump rolls a d20 and flies over the border unnoticed using his brand new stealth jet

Your move, Phil

 

[StoicMoose]

"With a country angered over the recent revelations of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) child trafficking and sexual abuse as well as President Donald J. Trump’s inhumane policy of separation of undocumented immigrant children from their parents in ICE detention - Australatina’s unicameral parliament, La Asamblea (Assembly) voted 326-0 with only one Member of Parliament not present voted for a comprehensive Trade Sanctions against the United States for the ICE atrocities against undocumented immigrant children."

Hmm , this is pretty fucked up when juxtaposed with the fact that some guys found a child trafficking checkpoint right next to the border used by coyotes and/or the cartels.

 

[The Dude]

LOL, everyone laughed at that infection nest where his penis used to be, so now he's going to play political power fantasies with his imagination land. And let's be honest here, if Autismlandia were a real place, it would be just a dependent on money from the US Government as Phil is himself. Foreign Aid is basically like Phil's tugboat, only on a larger scale. The only difference is most times the US actually gets something in return from the countries it supplies Foreign Aid to, whereas Phil gives nothing back in return for his tard welfare.

And that doesn't even touch on the fact that the US has one of the most gentle and caring Immigration Bureaus and policies in the world, whereas many of the places Phil has a fetish for (Latin America, China, the Middle East, former USSR & ComBloc, etc.) have/had exceedingly cruel illegal immigration policies and were enforced even more cruely.

And, honestly, if these parents don't want to risk being separated from their children then maybe they shouldn't break the law. The way I see it, they have no one but themselves to blame. They made the choice to come to the US illegally instead of going through the proper channels and doing it the right way. And they rarely stop at just breaking the one law by coming here, because most then at least go on to committing identity theft so they can get housing, drivers licenses, etc. And that's not even touching on criminals like MS-13, drug traffickers, cartel members, and so on.

To be honest, I don't think someone who is 100% dependent on the Government/taxpayers for everything from his food, to his housing, to that expensive hole between his legs, has any room to complain or criticize any aspect of the society and Government he is so deeply indebted to.

 

[Gallian]

If the United States wishes to commit crimes against humanity against Latino...

...Latino...

What a fucking transphobe!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

‘No means no, where are the damn children your ICE agents kidnapped’.” Villaraigosa quoted as laughter erupted in the Prime Minister’s Office Press Conference Hall amongst the press

Kidnapped and lost children are pretty funny, I'll give you that one.

 

[drtoboggan]

Phil needs a better hobby.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How will they enforce this? The Australatinan Navy consists entirely of tugboats.

 

[MMX]

Who the fuck is visiting this place? Even if it was real people would not be lining up to visit a shithole country where bicycles are the primary mode of transportation.

Its worth a trip just to see a district full of square shouldered edge lord gay men and the worlds largest yoai paddle

 

[Keerakh]

I love how he has to pretend that any sanctions against the US on the part of his imaginary dictatorship would hurt anybody but his imaginary dictatorship.

 

[4Macie]

This hurts autsimland more than it hurts America.

And why does a figurehead president exist?

 

[Keerakh]

This hurts autsimland more than it hurts America.

And why does a figurehead president exist?

because its a dictatorship bent on preserving thin appearances.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This hurts autsimland more than it hurts America.

And why does a figurehead president exist?

The nation is deeply corrupt and in reality, it's actually large corporations that prop it up. The high levels of laziness and near universal mental retardation among the population, along with poor education and infrastructure, mean that the country's economy is in extremely poor shape. The government therefore willingly accepted the economic input of many large American corporations in order to ensure that the whole thing didn't just collapse, in exchange for letting said corporations take advantage of the country's lax laws with regard to environmentalism and human trafficking. These "trade sanctions" are nothing more than a token gesture that will be abandoned before they're even enacted.

A spokesman for one of the corporations, who asked to remain nameless, today commented, "So I guess having your dick cut off didn't solve any of your problems after all."

 

[Randall Fragg]

Oh boy, we’re back into the Autismlantia segment of the Phil cycle. His dick chop must not have been the magical solution to all his problems, and now Phil is retreating back into fantasy to ignore his problems.