420 Choose Your Fighter (Embarassing Anime Fanart Edition) -

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Choose your fighter!

1. Eric & Dylan (Columbine Killers)
Not to play by your rules, Eric & Dylan are a 1-vote, 2-man team who set the national spotlight on gun violence and American schools. Horrible bullies out to punish the innocent, or victims themselves?

2. Adolf Hitler (Chancellor of the German Reich)
Hitler was turned down from a prominent art school because his paintings frequently featured highly detailed buildings, but with almost no focus applied to human beings, animals, and little even to natural beauty. He was deferred to an architecture school due to his unusual passion for German classical structures, but ultimately ended up entering into the Great War as a message runner. His dissatisfaction with the German monarch and Germany's humiliating defeat set the stage for World War 2.

3. Towelie (South Park; a towel)
Towelie is an ordinary towel who only wants to get a little high.

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

Aaaaaand right off the bat it's good ol' Adolf with 3 votes

EDIT: nool tanks for teh upboat
im so proud

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Towlie because all he wanted to do was get "a little high"

 

[Ido]

Mine:

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Hitler was turned down from a prominent art school

And thus the journey of the school shooter with the best KD begins...

 

[WW 635]

Sure Eric and Dylan shot a bunch of unnamed kids, but Hitler orchestrated Kristall Nacht

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

I choose Eric and Dylan because they're "DA GAMERS XD".

Also, for those choosing Hitler, just so y'all are clear, you are only getting Hitler himself, not the Nazi army. He technically didn't kill anyone if you think about it, so he's kind of useless without the other men by his side.

 

[Nekromantik]

Hitler has the highest body count, including himself.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

My boy Eric is gonna fuck your shit up.

 

[The Fool]

I'd go with Towlie but they nerf'd his down+b in the last patch so I'll stick with my guns and go with Hitler

 

[usernames can change now!]

Hitler's birthday is 4/20. It's not even a contest. He's basically Snoop Führer.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

It's 4/20 folks. You gotta vote for my boy Towlie.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Eric and Dylan might be hilariously edgy and crazy inept, but they've got guns. Checkmate, Hitler.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

i chose hitler because he did nothing wrong

 

[WW 635]

I choose Eric and Dylan because they're "DA GAMERS XD".

Also, for those choosing Hitler, just so y'all are clear, you are only getting Hitler himself, not the Nazi army. He technically didn't kill anyone if you think about it, so he's kind of useless without the other men by his side.

He was decorated WWI veteran and probs had a higher kill count than a couple of school shooter nerds

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

He was decorated WWI veteran and probs had a higher kill count than a couple of school shooter nerds

But how do we know what his kill count is? We have solid proof that Eric and Dylan killed 13 people, along with becoming An Heroes.

 

[Arkangel]

Honestly, Hitler looks like someone you can chill with and have it not feel awkward.

 

[Robotron]

Adolf Hitler is the best anime protagonist.

 

[Tetra]

gotta go with Towelie.
It's nice that the others have a higher body-count, but that's not all that counts.

 

[The Fool]

But how do we know what his kill count is? We have solid proof that Eric and Dylan killed 13 people, along with becoming An Heroes.

According to wikipedia Hitler capped out at 3 Quintilian