FIGGIN 4th August 2018 - Portland event thread -

[Ravenor]

So I have started a thread so we can collectively monitor Phils attendance of the March in Portland today and to provide any breaking news (i.e. pants shitting and / or losing teeth).

I will start with something he posted yesterday -

 

[James Howlett]

Haters (to the left). Phil also spoiled the results of the day already in the last line. "It's ok to leave early"

 

[break these cuffs]

Haters (to the left). Phil also spoiled the results of the day already in the last line. "It's ok to leave early"

I'm sure he just copy pastaed it of whatever lefty org is getting financed by Soros to counter-protest.

 

[Ray Streip]

When the first thing on your list is "WRITE ON YOURSELF WITH A MARKER" you know you're dealing with some exceptional people.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

When the first thing on your list is "WRITE ON YOURSELF WITH A MARKER" you know you're dealing with some exceptional people.

Phil’s just going to wind up getting the number confused with his pre-existing scrawl. If things go south, some lawyer’s going to get a frantic call saying, “Remember you’re supposed to be Latinx!”

 

[Coldgrip]

As much as he's hyped up for this, I'm still betting he'll stay on the fringe and waddle away as fast as he can when shit looks to get real. Violence has a way of sobering up delusional assholes.

 

[StoicMoose]

This is going to be a complete shit show due to the humiliation antifa suffered at the last one. I really dont see Phil staying long in the chaos that is going to erupt.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Official checklist for Unite The Right:

-MAGA hat
-Tiki torches (66 inch, 57 inch are for manlets)
-Legally registered gun
-Handful of cheese cubes to throw in case the spud-spawn comes too close and you want him to waddle away

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

My money's on the whole thing being a damp squib, with the guys in daft dress-up and the guys with the tiki torches standing around shouting insults at each other while a very annoyed police force* stand between them, and then everyone going home to crow about their 'victory' on the internet.

* Police have more important things to do, like investigating thefts, murders and/or child abuse cases. Well done these posing assholes for diverting police time away from solving crime and into grown adult babycare. Cue Phil calling us police-loving fascist bootlickers.

Can we have a timer counter thingie for how many times Phil calls us 'fascist boot-lickers'? Why does it always sound like a fetish fantasy when he says it?

 

[Ravenor]

Tim Pool has a live stream of the Event, peepers peeled for Phil -

 

[GnomeofDoc]

-Handful of cheese cubes to throw in case the spud-spawn comes too close and you want him to waddle away

No. Throw spam as that’s animal meat and they as vegans it’s pepper spray on fucking crack.

 

[Dane]

who the fuck thinks they can convince a cop to quit their job through a short conversation?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I love how everyone has cameras or is filming on their phone. The revolution will not only be televised, it'll be fought by only three people and filmed by three thousand.

This is just a moving festival for alternative kiddies. Expect pages and pages of tweets with cool placards and costumes and people playing instruments and juggling. All it needs are people riding those refrigerator bikes to sell refreshments and it's a whisker away from being sponsored by Carling and Orange.

As always, the spectacle keeps the plebs busy while the real politics goes on elsewhere. Congratulations, 'revolutionary anarchists' or whatever they call themselves today.

Edit: also, the film quality is fucking awful on that youtube feed. Either that or every tenth person at this hoedown is a short, fat, bearded man in leather that could pass as Phil.

 

[Ravenor]

who the fuck thinks they can convince a cop to quit their job through a short conversation?

Autists with a aver inflated sense of ego, with a misplaced over confidence in there oratory skills.

 

[break these cuffs]

Tim Pool has a live stream of the Event, peepers peeled for Phil -

:powerlevel: but improperly worn plates trigger my autism.

Spoiler: seriously this shit can save your life (yuge)

 

[AZ 594]

who the fuck thinks they can convince a cop to quit their job through a short conversation?

I don't know, dealing with Phil for any amount of time isn't what a rookie had in mind when they signed up for the force.

 

[MMX]

who the fuck thinks they can convince a cop to quit their job through a short conversation?

People who chopped their dicks off because randos on the internet said they wouldnt

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't know, dealing with Phil for any amount of time isn't what a rookie had in mind when they signed up for the force.

Then they realize dealing with people like Phil makes up 99% of what they do.

 

[Le Pew]

Does anybody know of streams other than Tim Pools? His keeps buffering.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Then they realize dealing with people like Phil makes up 99% of what they do.

Yeah, those cops must have nerves of steel for putting up with that. I have to give them some credit for that.