4th of July, kiwi edition - Fireworks+Beer=fun (seriously though stay safe)

[SadClownMan]

So what plans do y’all have for the Fourth of July? I’m probably going to BBQ a steak or something with my family, invite my friends shoot some fireworks with me, and have cheap shitty beer while trying not to do stupid shit with said fireworks.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Don't any of you faggots blow yourselves up. The smell takes ages to clear.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I am going to shoot guns. Going to be quite nice

 

[Milk Mage]

I'm gonna throw tea into my local river

 

[OhGoy]

i'm an american, but i'm probably not going to celebrate the 4th of july this year since i have issues to deal with

don't worry, though, as punishment for my lack of patriotism i'll be sure to replicate the video below:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I'll do the beer part but I'll probably just stay inside and play Doom... after I get home from work.

 

[Coldgrip]

Like any true patriot, I'm going to go out and oppress as many minorities as I can.

 

[Nekromantik]

Last year when I celebrated 4th of July, it inadvertently caused a relationship to end. Than I had to help someone move during the hottest part of the summer right after I had just moved during the hottest part of the summer.

All I wanted was a burger and to set off some fire works.

 

[eldri]

Crying because I have a job interview in my industry the day before.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

My Grandad would roll out an old civil war style cannon and fire a blank wad down the street every 4th, with extra gunpowder for extra BOOM. Nothing says you love your country like scaring the shit out of everyone and setting off car alarms for a half block radius. Cops finally showed up one year and told us to cut that shit out.

He still has the cannon in his backyard too, might be a good year to bring it out of retirement for the lulz.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I'll sit on my ass for the most part. I imagine I'll drink several beers, and my wife will grill a delicious steak for us to eat.

Then I'll sit and stew in annoyance about the fireworks going off all night long, because I'm a crotchety old man deep down.

 

[Overcast]

Probably go out and light some fireworks in the late hours with the family.

Old man likes to light and throw an M-80 every year for fun. >_>

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm gonna cook up a big ol' rack of ribs with some pasta salad and hard cider to go with. And probably spend the whole evening calming my cats down since the fireworks scare them so badly.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Grill up some chicken and steak, have a couple beers, float in the pool like a bloated dead body, set off some fireworks, then cuss as my dog and cat proceed to freak the fuck out for the rest of the night as people set off Mortars and M80s around us. We live in a 80% Hispanic town, and they LOVE setting off loud illegal shit. But the joke is on them as the local PD has decided to put 8 helicopters with FLIR in them to find offenders. Add to that the drunken fights and shootings every year, and fields and homes getting set ablaze because of fireworks..... It can be amusing if you just have the correct prospective.

 

[Slamerella]

I always celebrate with the most American thing I can think of.

A bunch of non American characters from non American made cartoons, singing an American song.

 

[triangleboy]

Fireworks are banned here because my state hates freedom

I still love the 4th tho

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Working all god damn night.

 

[Slamerella]

Fireworks are banned here because my state hates freedom

I still love the 4th tho

Here you can't fire them in neighborhoods due to too many fires that have happened and it gets pretty windy here in the summer. You can however, use certain fireworks in parks and lakes so that's a plus, I guess.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm doing the most 'Merican thing possible and working a required holiday shift.

Sucks, but at least I get double time and-a-half for it.

 

[Some JERK]

Chili-dogs, beer, Dirty Harry, cigars.