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5/15/2018 - DSP causes a Twitter shitstorm by being toxic towards streaming community

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by WarehouseKiwi, May 15, 2018.

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How fucked do you think Phil is from this Tweet?

Poll closed May 22, 2018.
  1. Vidar Vikinged

    36 vote(s)
  2. Kimberlie Brinked

    26 vote(s)
  3. Bryan Done

    55 vote(s)
  4. Fred Fuched

    201 vote(s)
  5. Leanna Hanged

    14 vote(s)
  1. I'm really starting to dislike this Kat character. She's restraining Phil too much.
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    Darksydepickle I might be a Falcon Pickle.

  2. Ah, here we are, the moment he got his phone back from Kat.
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    Um Oh Ah Yeah

    Um Oh Ah Yeah Just j-j-j-jiggle it a bit

  3. somehow other streamers can stream for several hours a day, have time for real life shit
    not snort or belch all the time
    not rage on a game over and over just because they are bad
    not beg for money for an hour everyday like some panhandler

    but no, they must be shills or fake gamers or something
    fuck man, they must like ENJOY their "job" or just enjoy playing games and decided to make some money off of it, or just do it for fun if they aren't getting money off of it.

    also phil needs to learn what KHANTECKTS actually means, leave that poor word alone
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    ZehnBoat I'm tony

  4. Man he’s an insufferable cunt sometimes, “I know I sure will”.

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  5. Good thing Alex swooped in with that good ol' Pah-sativity
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    PantsuParty Jimmy Norton's Sex Slave

  6. So tomorrow we can expect the following:

    1) Start with a weak-ass apology
    2) Saying he ran his mouth a bit more than he should have, kicked a hornet's nest
    3) Fell victim to a swarm of angry responses that took his words out of context
    4) The stress ruined his staycation, he didn't get any rest, he's more stressed now than he was before
    5) Didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, now he just has to stay positive and focus on having fun playing games with you guys on stream.
    6) Ban anyone who says "Paid Shill" or "True Gamer" in chat or brings up his Twitter at all

    If any of these points don't come true tomorrow I will be genuinely shocked.
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  7. Nothing will happen to Phil on twitch. Twitch loves him AND his streams. He even has a man on the inside.
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    ReentryPhantom Need that money to pay my bills...

  8. The rules had to been made because people are dumb as fuck. Those rules are the equivalent of the parent who walks into their sons fighting after working a 10-hour shift. You don't want to know who started it or what it is about, everyone goes to their rooms and shuts up.

    You can't talk about those points you mentioned because most of the time people will spew out the dumbest shit ever, what's worse is that since that shit is controversial is also a very good recipe for a dumpster fire (And dare i say, detracts from the content we all want to enjoy). Shitposting is fun but then you run the risk of turning your platform into something like what 4chan is nowadays where everyone spams reaction images while falseflagging as the opposite side. You lose less by not allowing people to talk about those subjects in particular.

    Also, DSP reminds me of those people who allways yell "ALL POLICE IS BAD AND CORRUPT", just because they got pulled over once in their lives, his statements are allways like that and this is the first time he has recieved this much backlash over something he said so of course he backed away like a bitch. The worst part is that DSP will become even more boring because he couldn't keep his mouth shut, he has to let everyone know that he is the holder of the truth and that his opinions are spicy.
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  9. No. 6 isn't even a random possibility. It's a given
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  10. The Twitch streamers that I watch aren't in the same vein as what most would consider the "average" Let's Player. There's one stream I subscribe to that mostly dicks around with wrestling games (and occasionally other stuff) but they're not all about "getting those views" or "playing the latest games". They're just screwing around and having fun with their friends.

    PreferredPenne Easy to eat

  11. tbh this is a 2for1 special here. we get to see dsp self-destruct again like the absolute r.etard he is, and we get hundreds of spergs angry because he might have insulted their le epic gaming job. I mean in all earnest who gives a shit what a loser from polygon thinks?

    once again phil is solidifying himself as the king of autism. long live the king!
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    Windows 98

    Windows 98 run flag-videos.exe

  12. Its pretty fucking meta-autism when the only relevance journalists from IGN or Polygon have is solely because they're talking about Phil.
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    neger psykolog

    neger psykolog moon goons for communism detection
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

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    Windows 98

    Windows 98 run flag-videos.exe

  14. >Insult and berate game makers and other streamers/gamers for close to a decade over shit that is actually your fault and caused by your lack of skill
    >Claim you're a tough guy who "gets fueled by all the hate thrown at him"
    >Game makers and streamers/gamers finally throw all that shit you've been saying about them right back in your face
    >Run and hide like a fucking bitch, then talk shit about them after the heat dies down (which he will do)
    >Be 36 year old "man" while this is happening

    It's easy to see why he drowns himself in gin so often. Anyone else would legit kill themselves if this was their current lot in life.
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  15. Put a poll in the general discussion thread regarding this issue since I can't think of another poll at the moment.

    SoapQueen1 speed bump, failed business owner, 'tism wrangler
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

  16. You totally forgot book/street smart.

    And homemade.
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    True & Honest Fan

  17. Speaking of out-of-context, remember when it was those dang dirty detractors that got Phil kicked out of his Adsense contract?

    He was obviously taken out-of-context when you just play a clip of him asking for viewers to click the ads on his videos. Bonus lulz: 554/600 subs.
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    Brian Butterfield

    Brian Butterfield Satisfaction guaranteed...no matter what.

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    neger psykolog

    neger psykolog moon goons for communism detection
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

  18. I hadn't seen that rant on games reviewing before. I know I'm very late on this but can somebody please explain to me what the flying fuck his point is there? Buying games on release day is bad, because you're a sucker who's falling for hype. So instead you should watch someone livestream the whole fucking game for you, then watch their review, then decide if you want to play it or not like a week or two later? And somehow that's demonstrating self-control and independence?

    This is what makes DSP's MUH CONTEXT meme so funny. When you listen to him spill long-form thoughts out of his head, he's barely coherent. How the shit are you supposed to put these cretinous thoughts in context?
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    Pubic Enemy #1

    Pubic Enemy #1 Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email

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