FIGGIN 5/17/2016 Not a sex worker Phil will come out to his mother as a sex worker - Still comparing himself to CWC

[Psycho]

Phil has another message for us!

 

[Bassomatic]

But Phil, you can't punch her through the phone.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

It doesn't count if they're paying you to zip it up and go away, Phil.

 

[Positron]

You've claimed to be a "sex worker" ever since early last year, when you told Thomas to fig you. Why didn't you told your mom then?

"Your CWC never had to hook on the streets to survive," you neither, Phil.

 

[APerson]

So...Phil admits he sucks at being a hooker to the point of it not putting either a roof over his head nor food in his mouth, and his condition is the same as if he didn't try to sell sex.
Than why even bother with it?

 

[millais]

Phil, you already spent the cheese budget. Hell, you've spent a decade's worth of an average consumer's cheese budget in the last year alone.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I don't really care if he does or not. She can't be any more disappointed in him than she already is.

 

[Psycho]

"Your CWC never had to hook on the streets to survive"
You neither, Phil.

CWC never had to live on the streets because CWC never assaulted his disabled mother and got thrown out of the house.

Once again, proving Chris is better than Phil.

 

[DZ 305]

So...Phil admits he sucks at being a hooker to the point of it not putting either a roof over his head nor food in his mouth, and his condition is the same as if he didn't try to sell sex.
Than why even bother with it?

Its almost like his lie is full of more holes than his favorite cheese block...

 

[Meme Loving Fuck]

Well, at least he's admitting he eats out of the trash.

By the way, Phil, if your mother cared an ounce about you, you wouldn't be living on the streets in the first place. But no, you blew it when you assaulted her.

 

[Dr. Meme]

phil trying to be a sex worker is like an armless man trying to be a heavyweight lifter

 

[Positron]

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of VEGAN choices in the trash.

 

[Meme Loving Fuck]

I also want to chime in and say that his claims of his 'sex work' being so unprofitable directly contradicts his earlier post about how much better he is than Chris because he 'has sex'. Sorry Phil, but Carlos Chantor was a way better sex worker than you'll ever be.
Oh, and asking (read: begging) people on the street to fig you doesn't count as being a sex worker, Phil. It just makes you a homeless crazy tranny and that's all you'll ever be.

 

[Smutley]

Jesus Christ you wouldn't "have to hook" if you apologized to your mother and begged her to let you move back in. Then you could cosplay and squeal to your hearts delight without needing to "work the streets" - something you chose for yourself.

 

[The Dude]

If you didn't blow your TardBux on shit you don't need, like bondage gear and childish scribbles inked into your skin, you'd have money for food. Also, if you're so fucking broke that you can't afford food then how did you afford a firearm, Phil? Once again your lies are out like a gay pride parade.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Are we going to get a few more fake conversations with Mom and Dale? Fingers crossed.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Phil has another message for us!

What a coincidence! He decides to "come out" to his mother and "accidentally" "comes out" to his Minister all on the same day!

Wonder what e-famous SJW recently "came out" to some important figure in their life that's caused Phil to do a potato-see-rat-do?

Also is there anyone on the planet that believes that Phil 1) actually tries to be a sex worker and 2) actually gets clients? Even his one or two remaining asspatters? I really sincerely doubt that even they buy that. All these fat, ugly transtrenders seem to love declaring themselves sex workers as part of the latest Oppression Olympics, I think they all understand that none of them are actually serious about it. Like it's some polite fiction they indulge in, the millennial version of a WASP family that hates each other acting like they enjoy spending Christmas together. "Oh, you had a client tonight? So did I! Yeah, but it was a white male so they totally raped me. You too? Oh honey, I'm so sorry. Donate to your Patreon? Sorry, I'm a little short this month. But maybe if you could donate to mine first..."

 

[Dain Bramage]

Hasn't that poor woman suffered enough?

 

[Twrx]

His poor mother must be so ashamed she raised such a lying potato.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

At this point it is literally impossible to A-Log Phil. Death would be his and humanity's sweet release.