5/21/16 Phil spergs about Mao Zedong, whines about Capitalism. -

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Mao Zedong, the man who gave so little of a shit about his own people that he let millions starve to death would totally care about the political situation in a shithole in Oregon.

"Eat shit and die is not an insult, it's life under capitalism"
At least under capitalism there's food at ALL, something we know you care so much about.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So whens he getting it tattooed on his body?

 

[APerson]

That looks like it's pasted into a journal (or at least onto lined paper). I can only imagine.
Day 1: Fished journal out of trash can. Kiwi Farms indubitably knows this.
Day 5: Starving. Only had half a pound of cheese today.
Day 27: Must write post on Facebook blaming JORDAN for life.
Day 53: OMG I heard some bang today. Definitely Kiwigators practicing their assault/rape on me.
Day 78: Not losing weight. Facebook post with sign: going up.
Day 91: New tattoos! Am not fully covered yet, though. Pity. Covering my whole body would make me a transwoman of color!
Day 104: Dr. Garcia won't do my ballectomy. Transmisogynist!
Day 107: Just realized...I could lie about Dr. Garcia doing it. Whoa.
Day 139: This drawing's so perfect! I must share it with the world!

 

[Kumquat]

Of course he likes Mao Zedong. He has to keep up the appearance of a Tumblr-inspired "anti-capitalist," so of course his hero is a brutal dictator revolutionary who destroyed the culture of China and drove the country into famine. Liking him is what the "hip" kids do. :V

 

[RWS Watcher]

Phil made Mao look like a fat, balding white man. For a second there, I thought that Phil grew some sense and made a believable self-portrait of himself.

 

[DZ 305]

And yet capitalism lead to the smartphone Filthy Phil is using, the BDSM gear he wears, the social media website he sperged for ages to change his name, and the Whole Foods he buys his cheese blocks with his Tardbux

 

[El Rodrigo]

It's so laughable that Phil is so supportive of Mao- had he lived in the days of his rule, he would have been one of the poor bastards that starved to death.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's so laughable that Phil is so supportive of Mao- had he lived in the days of his rule, he would have been one of the poor bastards that starved to death.

More likely his sperging for oppression points, eccentric behavior, and shitty attitude would make him a casualty of the Cultural Revolution.

 

[Strelok]

So there are three types of Communist Society.

1: Utter failed states, such as Great leap Foward China and various balkan nations
2: Trundling economies like the mid 70s Soviets, that often aren't much better or worse than poorly managed capitalist regimes.
3: Marxist Utopias that can't actually happen because Marx's theories were first based in the economy of his time (Remember Industrialization when Marx was alive was REALLY fucking ugly and brutal), and two require people to voluntarily give up power when it's time, which of course would never happen because human nature.

All 3 would have Phil executed or put into forced labour as an enemy of the state for being a complete leech. Or at the very least would be content to tell him to either contribute or starve.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Why does it look like Mao repeatedly punched himself in the face with a sharpie?

 

[Taily Puff]

...Is Phil saying stupid shit so fast that we get bored of tracking it?

Phil, you're up against a thousand or more proud autistic warriors. You won't win this war, I promise.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What started Phil's beef with capitalism anyway?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But Phil it's those same liberals that let you live your life of spergy excess.....

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, I remember when having a hard-on for Communism was totally hardcore too.

Then high school/first year college ended.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Mao sure looks depressed while tending to that small garden in the middle of winter. He doesn't even care that he's about to get nailed in the face with a book.

You're an artistic adult, Phil.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

What started Phil's beef with capitalism anyway?

Rising cheese prices.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I googled "head skull deformity" hoping to find which horrible disease did Phil inflict upon this rendition of Mao, but found nothing.

Phil drew something original (that isn't a retarded lock-bike-misc. icon chimera)!

 

[An Ghost]

Under capitalism man eats man, under communism its the exact opposite.

First of all, Moonman is fucking crazy
second, the quote doesn't make a lick of sense cause he actually got it wrong. It's "man exploits man." It was written by John Ken Galbraith who wasn't procommunism.
Edit: He wasn't even chinese. He was Canadian.

 

[AnOminous]

What started Phil's beef with capitalism anyway?

I think his boner for Communism started with Hetalia.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Poor lonely Taters. He has no friends and no life, so he posts anything that pops into his fat greasy head and then comes here to read the comments, feeling justified in his martyr complex and anesthetizes himself from acknowledging the horrific downward spiral that's ahead for him.