trippykoala
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Having just re-read the horror show that is Sonichu, I thought the whole thing couldn't possibly be more retarded or horrifying.
Thanks for proving me wrong, Chris. Again.
Thanks for proving me wrong, Chris. Again.
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Sonichu must be jealous of Magi-Chan by now.
If I remember correctly, doesn't CWC think that the person comes solely from the sperm?
Back when he was discussing recycling his navy, I seem to remember CWC making mention of the fact that CWC thought he was with Bob when Bob was in Korea. Along with that being his justification for recycling, CWC must believe that the sperm is a little person that somehow develops after birth. Hence, there's no way his children could be his unless his sperm was involved.
Of course, that does beg the question as to what the purpose of the egg is. Maybe CWC thinks the egg is just a place for the baby to live until it hatches?
ETA: I can't believe I just made a post discussing CWC's made-up biology...
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Nah, Chris was just being cute.
The Bruce Jenner thing got me thinking... I don't know if Chris is legitimately "the wrong gender" the way Jenner feels, I think he may be more "gender fluid" or bigendered perhaps? I don't know if he fits into a clearly defined trans category. It seems like he'd like to keep his penis and continue to use it for sex, and if he started a relationship with a straight woman who only liked straight sex then his plans for reassignment would be cancelled for sure. I guess in an ideal world Chris can identify as a woman and some straight woman would be adequately sexually attracted enough to Chris as he is now and we'd all use female pronouns during the day while Chris goes home and has traditional, male/female straight sex. In this world, Chris is just creating the most entitled, passive, pathetic victim act that he possibly can.
I don't know why but seeing this on facebook made me think of " I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"
It made ME think of The Dunwich Horror!
Remember how Chris kept creeping on Megan even when she told him to stop?
That's how tomgirl Chris in a straight relationship would go. Chris would nominally try to be a straight, normal man with his significant other. But he'd keep on trying to sneak in tomgirl tribbing shit. With all the subtlety of a jackhammer, of course.
Gensdupays
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Does Chris realize that his idea of "tribbing" wouldn't be sexually stimulating for either party?
Totally OT but:
Speaking of Bruce Jenner, have i missed a thread? Surely this is something Chris would know and relates to him like a brick to mortar.
I'm tempted to make one myself but i already go OT like it's egg laying.
Edit: Surely somebody has asked him?
Speaking of Bruce Jenner, have i missed a thread? Surely this is something Chris would know and relates to him like a brick to mortar.
I'm tempted to make one myself but i already go OT like it's egg laying.
Edit: Surely somebody has asked him?
Chipmunk With A Banana
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So, in quick recap of the (de)evolution of Chris so far......
-- Chris starts to wear ladies clothes. Many chuckle, but maybe Chris just has more access to female attire because of Barb's hoarding, and Chris may prefer the silkier feel of such attire over menswear.
-- Chris starts to become more tranny-like. Lulzy but still not too big a deal. We've all heard of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Trannies are nothing to worry about.
-- Chris starts to run around with SJWs and other Tumblristas. No surprise since Chris has always wanted a Private Army, and SJWs love to charge at shit.
-- Chris starts to give himself the gender identity of a woman, despite the fact that his still-attached MALE penis says otherwise. Many lulz but most still just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
-- Chris becomes a sex-changing freak who has both a womb and can lay eggs, as well as change species. We all know that Chris is "practicing" in his room by shoving eggs up his butt and "laying" them. Okay, things are starting to become Officially Freaky. Wonder what his WymYn friends think of this?
Oh, what sort of WTF will Chris come up with next? The year is still not yet half-done.
-- Chris starts to wear ladies clothes. Many chuckle, but maybe Chris just has more access to female attire because of Barb's hoarding, and Chris may prefer the silkier feel of such attire over menswear.
-- Chris starts to become more tranny-like. Lulzy but still not too big a deal. We've all heard of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Trannies are nothing to worry about.
-- Chris starts to run around with SJWs and other Tumblristas. No surprise since Chris has always wanted a Private Army, and SJWs love to charge at shit.
-- Chris starts to give himself the gender identity of a woman, despite the fact that his still-attached MALE penis says otherwise. Many lulz but most still just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
-- Chris becomes a sex-changing freak who has both a womb and can lay eggs, as well as change species. We all know that Chris is "practicing" in his room by shoving eggs up his butt and "laying" them. Okay, things are starting to become Officially Freaky. Wonder what his WymYn friends think of this?
Oh, what sort of WTF will Chris come up with next? The year is still not yet half-done.
Haesindang Park
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Only time will tell...
The first 4 steps are steps that real Chris made. The last one is one that fictional Chris made. There is a bit of a difference.
Chipmunk With A Banana
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I hope you mean fake eggs.
With Chris, I'm not even sure he allows the eggs to sufficiently cool down after boiling.
There is no difference, as far as Chris is concerned. CWCville is a real and actual place that exists in Chris' POV. So to Chris, he already has these abilities in his fantasy world, and no doubt is trying to have the same abilities in the real world (the aforementioned eggs up deh but).
Haesindang Park
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Does he know how to boil an egg in the first place though? Because I don't see how Chris can use actually use a real egg for that.
asperhes
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Wait, you mean all that educational porn I've been watching is wrong? I can show you a dozen paysites where hot blonde c-cup real actual lesbians do the tribadism. Wikipedia even has an article about it! Bonobos!
Also, is this whole gross discussion reminding anyone else of his favorite "you bring the milk, I'll bring the eggs" joke? He's so fucking witty, that Chris.
If he learned anything from his stint as a Wiccan, he must've heard about the ritual for making a Homunculus.I hope you mean fake eggs.
It says right here: (http://arcana.wikidot.com/homonculi) the easiest way to create one is to inject semen into a hens egg and then ferment the egg in a dungpile. At this point -- considering how much of a shitpit his house, his room and especially his laundry hamper, qualifies as a dungheap -- he might have done the ritual multiple times, by accident.
Chris has a style of writing similar to that of Purple Prose
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PurpleProse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PurpleProse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose
If you think that you are obviously NAÏVE to not understand that whatever happens in cartoons is happening in real life...
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Nahhhhh, if he'd actually done this we would never stop hearing about how he has 'awesome true and honest friends' now. (But we'll probably get there)
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