I knew Chris thought he was godlike but immaculate conception, really? How long until we see Jesus Sonichu or Christine and the Bible Boys?
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From what I know of Christianity, Joseph really wasn't in the picture. Poor, trusting soul.
I don't think having your own jizz pumped into you counts as immaculate at all.
Chipmunk With A Banana
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Pshh, spoken like someone who hasn't received thy comeuppance.
So, one of his vile spawn is an Anglophile and the other is into her Cherokee ancestry.
SPOILER ALERT: They're going to travel back in time and Chris is thus going to become his own ancestor.
SPOILER ALERT: They're going to travel back in time and Chris is thus going to become his own ancestor.
Except now it's more like this.
"Sonichu Medallion! Power up!
Straight? Yes.
Normal? No. That would require too much effort from his side, and it'd mean he'd have to give up on his toys.
Chipmunk With A Banana
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Chris' rantings are becoming damn close to becoming something not unlike the William S. Burroughs "Cut-Up Technique", except it's more due to autism/insanity than performance art.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-up_technique
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He doesn't show up in a lot of the paintings either.
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There exists what might be called an inbredness power level, a means of estimating how badly the offspring of incest would be off.
Charles II of Spain ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain ), also known as Charles The Bewitched, was slightly more inbred than the child of a sibling or parent/child pairing, owing to repeated cousin marriage in his family tree. He died young and left a scary-ass corpse--the coroner reported no blood, a tiny heart, a head full of water, and a single pitch-black testicle, explaining his lack of children despite repeated attempts at having some.
Charles II had a power rating of .256. Someone impregnating themselves would bear children with a rating of .500. If they survived to term at all... ooh, boy.
Charles II of Spain ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain ), also known as Charles The Bewitched, was slightly more inbred than the child of a sibling or parent/child pairing, owing to repeated cousin marriage in his family tree. He died young and left a scary-ass corpse--the coroner reported no blood, a tiny heart, a head full of water, and a single pitch-black testicle, explaining his lack of children despite repeated attempts at having some.
Charles II had a power rating of .256. Someone impregnating themselves would bear children with a rating of .500. If they survived to term at all... ooh, boy.
Well, at least a certain Disney film thought to put him in there anyway.
Chipmunk With A Banana
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Joseph is like the Chuck Cunningham of the Bible. Seen for a few early stories and then vanishes with no one remembering that he ever existed.
I don't know anything about pokeymans or raichu tails or whatnot but since Chris Chan Sonichu has changed, can we expect a form similar to this;
I mean, I imagine that harness thing he wears could really chafe and make you cry tears of blood.
I mean, I imagine that harness thing he wears could really chafe and make you cry tears of blood.
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I'm pretty sure autism is the least of worries for those babies.
Wait, after all of this, what happens to Naitsirhc?
RagtimeRoastBeefy
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Just turn the cats into sonees and rosees
He was secretly female all along but transitioned to truly be a DANG, DIRTY JERK?
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