5/27/16 Phil is sad after talking to Dusty - No content warning

[BlueArmedDevil]

Edit:forgot to add the date sorry 5/27/16

 

[Dain Bramage]

If only everyone from Phil's pre-transition past would simply cease to exist to make him feel comfortable, none of this would happen.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

I feel so dumb

ftfy

 

[OtterParty]

Would a sudden outbreak of introspection be too much to hope for

 

[Twrx]

Maybe he's realizing just how much he's fucked up his life since leaving Philly.

 

[Crisseh]

Pre-transition past? That implies you've actually transitioned Phil.

 

[MY 405]

Take Shattuck, Pendejo

 

[The Man With No Name]

I feel like Phil's life is turning a really sad corner. He might take the opportunity to have some valuable soul-searching time.

Or just react with impotent anger and gun threats.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Why yes Phil, your life has degraded since then and it is all your fault. Better blame those evil republican cissies for it!

 

[4Macie]

Phil started the call out. He BEGGED Dusty to talk to him in like three facebook posts. It's not like Dusty just walked in and made Phil depressed just for the hell of it; although Dusty did say he the other thread that he wasn't going to pull punches..which is probably what has Phil so upset.

So @Phil's Favorite Footlong any idea what you may have said that triggered this mess?

 

[Karen Riley]

I see Phil using the last few days as an excuse to say he had a panic attack for attention more than this being a sign that he's changing his ways or anything.

In reality he's probably glad to have Dusty around for all the extra attention it's given him. You have to remember that Phil lives a very sad and shallow life, anything that makes it more interesting and he'll jump on it and let everyone know about it, over exaggerating the details along the way.

 

[Hyperion]

A grown man having a panic attack over facebook

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Nothing another tattoo can't fix.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Nothing another tattoo can't fix.

Or another land-annexation by Australatina

 

[Ntwadumela]

A grown man having a panic attack over facebook

A grown man in his 30s no less.

 

[NumberingYourState]

You could always chop your dick off, dehydrate it, crush it in a bowl and smoke it to help ease the pain Phil.

 

[Alex Krycek]

On the one hand, I do want to feel bad for him, especially unnlight of recent events. He probably had more self-awareness in that talk than he's had in years. A reminder of his past more or less. On the other hand, just admit you're wrong then. The only reason you're having this panic attack is because so much of your narrative has been torn down.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Good.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil's milking it for asspats already.

 

[Ntwadumela]

After all the shit-talking Phil said about Dusty, he wants Dusty to pet, feed and give him walkies?