5/27/2021 Chris Drops a Cover song of “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground -

[Naamaleipuri]

I know this'll hurt, but I'll listen to it.
edit: yeeeah.. I need a nice whiskey shot now. Why is his singing voice just high pitched mumbling?

 

[Coelacanth]

And once again we get a rare glimpse of the old Chris "shining" through the soulless troon husk he's become now. Good to know he still sings like a baby on meth.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Thank goodness Nico does not have to see that atrocious video of Chris' abysmal singing.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Around of applause to the brave men and women who sat through the entire video.
You all desreve a drink!

 

[drtoboggan]

Chris doing "Sister Ray" would have been incredible.

Hmm yeah. She was busy sucking on my ding dong.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Look at those sunken eyes though!

Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?

Probably the second option.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I know this'll hurt, but I'll listen to it.
edit: yeeeah.. I need a nice whiskey shot now. Why is his singing voice just high pitched mumbling?

Because that’s just his voice

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

For all of you that claim he passes as a bag lady. You're wrong. He looks like a fat, albino ape.

Don't do that. That is an insult towards apes lol.

 

[cans.wav]

Just noticed this:
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Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality: Lashomb, Don: 9798739475275: Amazon.com: Books

Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality [Lashomb, Don] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality

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Chris posted a review of the book

 

[Broseph]

He's too much of a pussy to drink, smoke, or do drugs so ironically despite a terrible diet he's managed to avoid a lot of the middle aged aging a lot of guys his age have.

Bruh he's got bags under his eyes deeper than the Marianas Trench and he's totally rocking a skullet combover. He looks ten times worse than most guys his age.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Tis beat be hot fire Billboard 200 watch out!

 

[macguyver16]

It's nice to see Chris branching out to more music than just Britney Spears.

I wonder if the book is any good, maybe I'll bite the bullet and give it a look.

 

[The Dude]

He has been wearing the fuck out of that shirt for years now... you’d think one of his paypiggies would donate him some new clothes.

It's been about a year and a half, and he has worn some other outfits here and there, like his mumu (just like Homer in that episode of the Simpsons where he gets really obese). But I definitely get where you're coming from. I'm sure if someone sent Chris new clothes he would either bitch about them not being good enough in some way, or he would just let them rot away in some pocket of the hoard. Either way, Chris wouldn't wear them because changing his fucking clothes on any regular basis is too much effort for him.

That medallion looks like it's growing mushrooms.

It's more like that massive mold colony growing in his shower, or those bacterial mats that grow around the hot springs and geysers in Yellowstone.

I know this'll hurt, but I'll listen to it.
edit: yeeeah.. I need a nice whiskey shot now. Why is his singing voice just high pitched mumbling?

I could never stand Chris' singing. It's like daggers made from dry ice being driven through my ears. I can barely tolerate listening to him merely talking because he's got such a bad case of "Retard Voice" that makes me feel uncomfortable. Hearing him laugh is even worse. It genuinely makes me feel queasy. So I never listen to him sing. I'd probably start drinking too, and then be unable to stop, and I really don't need a drinking problem in my life.

Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?

Chris doesn't have a double/multiple chins so much as he has a pork beard or bib of fat hanging from his face now. And I doubt he will ever avail himself of his "I got big ol' mommy milkers!" delusion so long as he keeps insisting he's actually a woman.

Chris posted a review of the book
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I guaran-damn-tee you that Chris didn't read the whole book. He probably just skimmed through it, and I doubt he actually understood what little he did read. Chris likely just made up his mind that the book could only be positive towards him, because why would anyone write anything negative about him? He's a goddess and one of the most important people to ever live, remember?

Bruh he's got bags under his eyes deeper than the Marianas Trench and he's totally rocking a skullet combover. He looks ten times worse than most guys his age.

The bags under Chris eyes have bags under them. Chris looks like hot garbage and is only getting worse as each day goes by. Mental illness can really impact a body negatively.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I would want to see his reaction when he gets to the end of the book, considering if he's not cherry picking parts he likes. He'll most likely barstardize the memory of Warhol by creating WarholChu.

He’d better not, because I just created my new OC Andy Smearghol

 

[Kacho]

I can't believe Omega Supreme had to go through that.

 

[gamergirlbathsalts]

I wonder what could be worse than this? King Cobra doing ‘Immigrant Song’ in death metal vocals? Tommy Tooter doing a shrieking rendition of Scarlet Begonias?

 

[A Flying Nun]

So what's more horrifying: the song cover or the medallion?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chrissy Chandler looks a scream
Licks dicks on his wall-all-all, wall-all-all
Chrissy Chandler, tool of weens
Can't tell he's a jerk, at all-all-all, all-all-all...

 

[chris dude]

i love how he sings out of tune...

the sunken eyes are an extra bonus.