5/27/2021 Chris Drops a Cover song of “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground -

BigTubboWithLittleChina

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Look at those sunken eyes though!
Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?
Probably the second option.
 

cans.wav

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Just noticed this:
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Chris posted a review of the book
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Broseph

Who's that great ape right there?
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He's too much of a pussy to drink, smoke, or do drugs so ironically despite a terrible diet he's managed to avoid a lot of the middle aged aging a lot of guys his age have.
Bruh he's got bags under his eyes deeper than the Marianas Trench and he's totally rocking a skullet combover. He looks ten times worse than most guys his age.
 

macguyver16

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It's nice to see Chris branching out to more music than just Britney Spears.

I wonder if the book is any good, maybe I'll bite the bullet and give it a look.
 

The Dude

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He has been wearing the fuck out of that shirt for years now... you’d think one of his paypiggies would donate him some new clothes.

It's been about a year and a half, and he has worn some other outfits here and there, like his mumu (just like Homer in that episode of the Simpsons where he gets really obese). But I definitely get where you're coming from. I'm sure if someone sent Chris new clothes he would either bitch about them not being good enough in some way, or he would just let them rot away in some pocket of the hoard. Either way, Chris wouldn't wear them because changing his fucking clothes on any regular basis is too much effort for him.

That medallion looks like it's growing mushrooms.

It's more like that massive mold colony growing in his shower, or those bacterial mats that grow around the hot springs and geysers in Yellowstone.

I know this'll hurt, but I'll listen to it.
edit: yeeeah.. I need a nice whiskey shot now. Why is his singing voice just high pitched mumbling?

I could never stand Chris' singing. It's like daggers made from dry ice being driven through my ears. I can barely tolerate listening to him merely talking because he's got such a bad case of "Retard Voice" that makes me feel uncomfortable. Hearing him laugh is even worse. It genuinely makes me feel queasy. So I never listen to him sing. I'd probably start drinking too, and then be unable to stop, and I really don't need a drinking problem in my life.

Don't forget the Mr Creosote-style multiple chins.

All this talk of his shirts. What did happen to that Fluttershy(?) face one that he wore so religiously, I wonder? Did he finally have enough self-awareness to realise that he isn't going to grow big, swingin' DD-cups that'd stretch the eyes out in a sexy way, but only ever have sad little melting pyramids of man-boob fat? Or did he just get so fucking lardy that he split it beyond repair?

Chris doesn't have a double/multiple chins so much as he has a pork beard or bib of fat hanging from his face now. And I doubt he will ever avail himself of his "I got big ol' mommy milkers!" delusion so long as he keeps insisting he's actually a woman.


I guaran-damn-tee you that Chris didn't read the whole book. He probably just skimmed through it, and I doubt he actually understood what little he did read. Chris likely just made up his mind that the book could only be positive towards him, because why would anyone write anything negative about him? He's a goddess and one of the most important people to ever live, remember?

Bruh he's got bags under his eyes deeper than the Marianas Trench and he's totally rocking a skullet combover. He looks ten times worse than most guys his age.

The bags under Chris eyes have bags under them. Chris looks like hot garbage and is only getting worse as each day goes by. Mental illness can really impact a body negatively.
 

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