5/27/2021 Chris Drops a Cover song of “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground -

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

chris thinks singing as flat as his forehead is a musical style.

 

[BurritoJuanito]

He's too much of a pussy to drink, smoke, or do drugs so ironically despite a terrible diet he's managed to avoid a lot of the middle aged aging a lot of guys his age have.

I hear he's smoked weed with the teen troon squad before though

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

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chris thinks singing as flat as his forehead is a musical style.

Absolutely deluded, I really wonder who's been feeding his ego behind the scenes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Don't do that. That is an insult towards apes lol.

And bag ladies

 

[The Dude]

I hear he's smoked weed with the teen troon squad before though

Chris had done the weed at least once before he ever met the TTS.

 

[Drazen]

What's going on with the Sonichu medallion Chris is wearing, it looks very worn and deteriorating. Does it have to literally break into pieces before Chris replaces it?

 

[Tikbalang]

What's going on with the Sonichu medallion Chris is wearing, it looks very worn and deteriorating.

He wears it every time for years. Possibly still wearing it when he's taking a shower.

Does it have to literally break into pieces before Chris replaces it?

He'll just repair it with a bit Crayola Fucking Model Magic.

Chris had done the weed at least once before he ever met the TTS.

I wish they introduce Chris to Salvia and LSD. They're astral projection enhancers

 

[FixinShibe]

well, on the plus side it's a classic chris styled video for once instead of him rambling about his "superpowers" or "dimensional merge".

 

[BurritoJuanito]

He wears it every time for years. Possibly still wearing it when he's taking a shower.

He'll just repair it with a bit Crayola Fucking Model Magic.

I wish they introduce Chris to Salvia and LSD. They're astral projection enhancers

Dimensional Merge + Salvia = something too crazy to even contemplate

I've used salvia a few times without breaking through but its still a very weird feeling even with the most mild effects.

 

[Glowie]

This what happens when you free one of musicians that keep Azatoth sedated.

Poor people in this thread are subjected to insanity not meant for fragile mortal minds and ears. That's why I speak in broken English for example. Death is only escape.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

He wears it every time for years. Possibly still wearing it when he's taking a shower.

He'll just repair it with a bit Crayola Fucking Model Magic.

I wish they introduce Chris to Salvia and LSD. They're astral projection enhancers

Honestly if dimensional merge Chris is what we're getting, then yeah might as well commit to it and drop some psychs. I feel like he's still pretty aware about his delusions, and I'm surprised no one has been able to convince him to do something crazy strong like DMT or just plain old mushrooms.

 

[Basketball Jones]

“It’s called soprano”

I wish they introduce Chris to Salvia and LSD. They're astral projection enhancers

Having done both, I assure you that—while it would be funny—that is the last thing Chris needs. He comes off as the perfect candidate for every bad trip story that ends in the ER, and honestly I don’t think he could handle the subsequent ego-death that comes with a trip.

Then again, his head might be so empty that he might not even register what’s happening, let alone be able to distinguish it from reality.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Soprano? But I thought that Chris had a pleasing, baritone singing voice, not unlike Perry Como or Frank Sinatra?

Did he ever get round to actually saying (before now) that he now has a light, sexy, soprano singing voice, like, hmmm, Britney Spears , or Katy Perry, among which?...

Either way, his singing voice sounds like it always has. Like somebody's giving a pig a bad time of it in the next room.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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chris thinks singing as flat as his forehead is a musical style.

I can't believe Chris thinks his shitty falsetto is soprano. It's the highest of the singing ranges. Chris isn't even an alto. Sorry Chris, but you're not Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilera. What a stupid fat retard.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

I can't believe Chris thinks his shitty falsetto is soprano. It's the highest of the singing ranges. Chris isn't even an alto. Sorry Chris, but you're not Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilera. What a stupid fat retard.

Hmmm... countertenor? Screeching falsetto?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hmmm... countertenor? Screeching falsetto?

No, he has a deep voice it's just a screeching falsetto. I never confused Chris' voice with a deep voice belonging to a woman.

 

[SojuDrnkr]

At least his taste in music is getting better.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris posted a review of the book

Of course Chris posted a review without admittedly having bothered to read the whole thing, because of course he did.

And with a Peter-Griffinesque photo to boot.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love that he keeps ad-libbing "inspirational messages" between warbling.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

I can't stomach that smug "How do I reflect you?" line - if I saw that looking back at me from any kind of reflective surface, I'd just throw in the towel and go find a pine box to lie down in.