5/27/2021 Chris Drops a Cover song of “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground -

[BurritoJuanito]

I love that he keeps ad-libbing "inspirational messages" between warbling.

it's very reminiscent of the word salad that he puts on twitter about good soul energy in hearts and minds

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Somehow Chris comes off gayer than Lou Reed, or crazier than the woman who shot Andy Warhol.

I see it now. Chris as Warhol, and Mariposa Electrique as Valerie Solanas. Except with better aim.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I shoot large rifles without hearing protection and the tinnitus I got from his voice cracks are worse than magdumping a 300 Win Mag

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I shoot large rifles without hearing protection and the tinnitus I got from his voice cracks are worse than magdumping a 300 Win Mag

I liked how classic Chris used to conduct his videos like he was giving a TED talk. Usually about shit like masturbating, crapping himself and petting pony dolls. All mostly in a calm even voice. Now he sounds like a more retarded version of Bobcat Goldthwaite with his odd facial expressions, hand gestures and a voice like he's about to have a stroke.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I liked how classic Chris used to conduct his videos like he was giving a TED talk. Usually about shit like masturbating, crapping himself and petting pony dolls. All mostly in a calm even voice. Now he sounds like a more retarded version of Bobcat Goldthwaite with his odd facial expressions, hand gestures and a voice like he's about to have a stroke.

Classic Chris's voice was almost charmingly autistic and the relatively high nasal pitch was funny, but now listening to it is ow ow ow ow ow ow ow please my ears are bleeding

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I liked how classic Chris used to conduct his videos like he was giving a TED talk. Usually about shit like masturbating, crapping himself and petting pony dolls. All mostly in a calm even voice. Now he sounds like a more retarded version of Bobcat Goldthwaite with his odd facial expressions, hand gestures and a voice like he's about to have a stroke.

I'm guessing that plus a lot of Chris's erratic behaviour and beliefs since then could be down to lack of socialisation, back then he was just out of high school, a place where his peers were forced to be around him most of the week but now he probally spends most days with his TV on or watching YouTube videos for company, picking up mannerisms there.

 

[Zebedee]

At least his taste in music is getting better.

If only he could match that with marginally more talent...

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I think the trolling and weenery is going to massively escalate when the inevitable happens. So many people here only really tune in to these new threads to see the train wreck finally crash, and all these new twitter and youtube orbiters will only see it as a situation to entirely shit on him and laugh at his expense.

It will also be one of the most helpless positions Chris will ever find himself in, so you're going to have a surge in semi-idea guys trying to exploit him, or ride off his infamy for clout purposes.

If a panicked post Barb death CWC is cornered by a ween at No 14 and finds Bob's piece just at the right moment horror movie style we could get the murder trial of the decade. Stream that shit!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

It's been about a year and a half, and he has worn some other outfits here and there, like his mumu (just like Homer in that episode of the Simpsons where he gets really obese). But I definitely get where you're coming from. I'm sure if someone sent Chris new clothes he would either bitch about them not being good enough in some way, or he would just let them rot away in some pocket of the hoard. Either way, Chris wouldn't wear them because changing his fucking clothes on any regular basis is too much effort for him.



It's more like that massive mold colony growing in his shower, or those bacterial mats that grow around the hot springs and geysers in Yellowstone.



I could never stand Chris' singing. It's like daggers made from dry ice being driven through my ears. I can barely tolerate listening to him merely talking because he's got such a bad case of "Retard Voice" that makes me feel uncomfortable. Hearing him laugh is even worse. It genuinely makes me feel queasy. So I never listen to him sing. I'd probably start drinking too, and then be unable to stop, and I really don't need a drinking problem in my life.



Chris doesn't have a double/multiple chins so much as he has a pork beard or bib of fat hanging from his face now. And I doubt he will ever avail himself of his "I got big ol' mommy milkers!" delusion so long as he keeps insisting he's actually a woman.



I guaran-damn-tee you that Chris didn't read the whole book. He probably just skimmed through it, and I doubt he actually understood what little he did read. Chris likely just made up his mind that the book could only be positive towards him, because why would anyone write anything negative about him? He's a goddess and one of the most important people to ever live, remember?



The bags under Chris eyes have bags under them. Chris looks like hot garbage and is only getting worse as each day goes by. Mental illness can really impact a body negatively.

Be a shame if a bunch of haterz followed his review with extensive quotes of the most damning phrases in it.

 

[Solar Eclipse Paradox]

“It’s called soprano”




Having done both, I assure you that—while it would be funny—that is the last thing Chris needs. He comes off as the perfect candidate for every bad trip story that ends in the ER, and honestly I don’t think he could handle the subsequent ego-death that comes with a trip.

Then again, his head might be so empty that he might not even register what’s happening, let alone be able to distinguish it from reality.

He also fails horribly at singing Kate Bush's song "Wuthering Heights" and his voice sound way to low for that song. Though there is no denying he's a Tenor.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I don’t know what’s worse, being born tone deaf or developing tone deafness.