5/28/16 Phil wants to snort estrogen and is changing privacy on facebook - Posts will now be 'friends only.' Only kiwi's who are facebook friends with Phil can get his status
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Well, I guess the test failed within, what, four minutes? Assuming he was checking if we'd still be able to see his posts...
Still, it's funny that he jokes about snorting estrogen when, knowing him, it's something he'd actually do if he could.
Still, it's funny that he jokes about snorting estrogen when, knowing him, it's something he'd actually do if he could.
Oh, Phil. 
When will our dear tater learn that he'll never root out all of his Kiwi friends? We'll always be there just like his balls.
When will our dear tater learn that he'll never root out all of his Kiwi friends? We'll always be there just like his balls.
He could probably get estrogen quite easily. Even if he wasn't in an extremely GLBT supportive city, there are lots of online pharmacies where you can order estrogen whether you have a prescription or not. But when Phil actually had hormones, he threw them down a storm drain.
Holy crap, he actually did something I told him to... today, privacy settings, tomorrow, hygeine and employment!
(yeah, I know, if I could, even I'd rate myself optimistic for this...)
(yeah, I know, if I could, even I'd rate myself optimistic for this...)
I think those tattoos have ruined any possibility for employment for our spud.
One look at Phil and he'll never get employed, even if he did wash out the smell.
There are plenty of jobs that would not give a squirt about tattoos. Granted, they usually suck, but they are out there. E.g. food processing plant (lol hygiene), dry cleaning plant, basically anything that is low-skill and doesn't involve interacting with the public. Ex-cons manage to find employment - Phil can too.
Edit: Glass sorter.
Normal tattoos yes nobody's going to care if some secretary has a rose tattoo. Phil's tattoos however are objectively racist and sexist. No corporation is going to risk potential liability by hiring Phil. This is ignoring the fact that Phil fails to possess even basic skills like writing and composing sentences.
*Implying Estrogen is like Cocaine
And very soon, someone's day is going to be ruined after they see a ratfaced homeless man wearing bondage gear and snorting crushed pills off of a piece of broken glass.
The man literally has "I hate men" tattooed on the palms of his hands. He won't be employed any time soon.
At this rate he'll be able to wipe his own ass by 2020!
Phil just admitted he's not on hormones, which is proof he didn't get his balls removed.
The last we heard of Kai Mera, unless he's been showing up elsewhere, is that he was missing, or someone was claiming he was missing.
Apparently the news of his disappearance was exaggerated.
Kai Mera is some prison level scratcher tattoo "artist."
You don't need estrogen, Phil, because you're a man.
All this status proves is that Phil is literally more retarded than we originally thought.
1) snorting any kind of HRT would literally do nothing except burn your nose or cause a sneezing fit
2) Phil had a chance at HRT meds but he literally threw them into a sewer, remember Phil?
3) Someone says that HRT is harm reduction...but Phil has claimed that he has wanted to harm himself more times than any other lolcow...while claiming he's been doing his HRT therapy
4) Status proves he hasn't been doing his HRT like he claimed; which means that he either lied about getting his balls off OR he lied to every surgeon to get the surgery done.
End results? Phil still can't reproduce, so we have that going for the human race.
1) snorting any kind of HRT would literally do nothing except burn your nose or cause a sneezing fit
2) Phil had a chance at HRT meds but he literally threw them into a sewer, remember Phil?
3) Someone says that HRT is harm reduction...but Phil has claimed that he has wanted to harm himself more times than any other lolcow...while claiming he's been doing his HRT therapy
4) Status proves he hasn't been doing his HRT like he claimed; which means that he either lied about getting his balls off OR he lied to every surgeon to get the surgery done.
End results? Phil still can't reproduce, so we have that going for the human race.
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I'm kind of surprised to see Phil changing his privacy settings, even if it's at the behest of Dusty. Phil seems to be unable to miss a day without using Facebook as a tool to communicate messages to us and I think even when he isn't trying to convey a message to us part of him loves all of the attention we give to his Facebook insanity.
I don't particularly understand what you're trying to achieve by making him make his updates private either Dusty. We risk losing our laughs and Phil doesn't benefit in any shape or form. It's a loss loss.
I don't particularly understand what you're trying to achieve by making him make his updates private either Dusty. We risk losing our laughs and Phil doesn't benefit in any shape or form. It's a loss loss.
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