Lovequest 5/30/16 - Chris publishes new sex video, asks: "Who has the best sex moves?" -

[Arkangel]

Chris posted a video of him having sex with a strawpoll asking who has the best sex moves: Him or Johan the Bully.

In the poll are links to two vids(NSFW):

Spoiler

Chris:

Johan:

Backups:
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's Sex Moves.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan's Sex Moves.mp4

 

[Chuggernaut]

Well, looks like Chris hasn't learned from the SingStar Challenge. Dare you watch these videos of Chris and Johan the Bully demonstrating their (surely very erotic) sex moves?

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Ahh... another thing I'll regret seeing for the rest of my life.

Thanks internet

 

[Acidiic]

I was not prepared

 

[forbidden cumlord]

Oh my god.

The spin move at 4:30 along with the continuous cartoon noises are the punctuation mark to Chris's lifelong confusion about how sex works.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

which is the bigger sped, Chris or Johan

 

[Azazel]

So Chris keeps his socks on during sex, informative.

 

[timecop]

video remove

 

[D.Angus]

Well, this happened.

 

[forbidden cumlord]

Bummer that Johan's video got removed, it was a masterpiece.

 

[about:blank]

what possessed him to do this?

 

[Shaye Saint John]

Jesus Christ, Christine

 

[Chuggernaut]

Bummer that Johan's video got removed, it was a masterpiece.

Probably shouldn't have showed his dick.

 

[RightToBearBlarms]

It's like he never left

 

[Funnybone]

WHOSE FACE IS ON THAT FUCK DOLL

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

God is dead and we Chris killed him. You did this, @DStecks

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: Sweet Rotation Styles

 

[cumrobbery]

 

[ActualKiwi]

Thankyou for GIFing what I couldn't, and giving me nightmares at the same time.

 

[P.F.H.]

Holy fucking shit...
I don't even know what is more traumatizing, them sex movez, that clusterfuck of a room, or the goddamn Sonic totem...

Goddammit...