Tattoos [5/5/17] Taters Gets Ink of Imaginary Womanself Riding a Bike -

[Twrx]

He's gotten his new tattoo. He's locked down everything on this Facebook to friends only.

 

[Ruin]

More poorly drawn tripe featuring ambiguously brown people biking.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I've always seen him as a crap version of Micheal Scofield from prison break. Except that his tattoos are in crayons and his ink is a map of autism. I wonder what his new tattoo is going to be? Will it be a bike with a map and Google spanglish, a map with Google spanglish and a bike, or will he switch it up with Google spanglish with a map and a bike?

He's gotten his new tattoo. He's locked down everything on this Facebook to friends only.View attachment 215598

Soooo close. No Spanglish, but it looks like instead we get more of Autismlatina land signage!

Edit: Please, for the love of a benevolent god, I hope those socks weren't originally white.

 

[m0rnutz]

He's gotten his new tattoo. He's locked down everything on this Facebook to friends only.View attachment 215598

We need to start taking bets on what the next tattoo will be.

How long before the tardbux buys him a Harley?

 

[Southern Belle]

imaginary taytoo phil has learned to ride a bike before real phil.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh hey the woman Phil will never be is riding a bike that Phil will never learn to ride across an imaginary landscape that will never exist.

The tattoo is very real though and so is the mockery that Phil is too autistic to feel ashamed of

 

[Ruin]

I mean the tattoo is autismal as hell and the rider has major derp face but at least this time the tattoo isn't a racist slogan or a reference to anatomy he doesn't possess.

 

[kcbbq]

No one outside a bike shop has that many bike tattoos.

I think he's the only potato who can't ride a bike that has *any* bike tattoos.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

At least he didn't get the chest tattoo

 

[A Skeleton]

At least he didn't get the chest tattoo

yet.

 

[The Dude]

At least he didn't get the chest tattoo

yet.

He could always get a tattoo of the luscious Latina lady lumps he will never have. I mean, it wouldn't be the most re.tarded thing he's got permanently inked into his flesh. Wouldn't even break the Top Five.

 

[ON 190]

Is the color-bleed like that normal for a new tattoo, or is Sonju an even shittier tattoo "artist" than I thought?

 

['tism]

Is the color-bleed like that normal for a new tattoo, or is Sonju an even shittier tattoo "artist" than I thought?

Pretty sure that's blood that failed to get wiped off properly.

 

[HickoryDickory]

yet.

That's what I was hoping this appointment was for.

Maybe next time... That sugar skull atrocity he was putting together has to happen. It's so bad.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That sugar skull atrocity he was putting together has to happen. It's so bad.

Maybe he tried to get it and sonju said nope, the leg art was a back up plan.

 

[Adamska]

Is the color-bleed like that normal for a new tattoo, or is Sonju an even shittier tattoo "artist" than I thought?

He's 'decent' but also rather unscrupulous based on what we know about him. He forces Phil to pay extra for photos, makes it so he has to be there early so he doesn't scare customers/get looked at by authorities. In his defense, Phil is both stupid and insistent that these shit tats match his horrible doodles and got pissy when changes to make them look less shit were suggested.

 

[nhocgreen]

Pretty sure that's blood that failed to get wiped off properly.

Sonju probably couldn't wait to shoo Phil out.

Also I hope the tattoo get infected tbh.

 

[4Macie]

He's 'decent' but also rather unscrupulous based on what we know about him. He forces Phil to pay extra for photos, makes it so he has to be there early so he doesn't scare customers/get looked at by authorities. In his defense, Phil is both stupid and insistent that these shit tats match his horrible doodles and got pissy when changes to make them look less shit.

To be fair to Sonju, would you want Phil in your place of business?

From what we've seen on his other tattoo work, he's not terrible. So Phil is not in any way his ideal ad to the public. If all you knew of Sonju's work is what's on Phils body, Sonju wouldn't get any clients. He probably makes Phil pay for pictures because he gets nothing out of it. If it were a normal customer, the pictures would be free because the art itself is an ad for Sonju's work. Either that or he charges because he can... which isn't nice but it's not immoral.

 

[HickoryDickory]

To be fair to Sonju, would you want Phil in your place of business?

From what we've seen on his other tattoo work, he's not terrible. So Phil is not in any way his ideal ad to the public. If all you knew of Sonju's work is what's on Phils body, Sonju wouldn't get any clients. He probably makes Phil pay for pictures because he gets nothing out of it. If it were a normal customer, the pictures would be free because the art itself is an ad for Sonju's work. Either that or he charges because he can... which isn't nice but it's not immoral.

ADF used to spam his tat scribbles on Sonju's FB wall... I'm pretty sure he was told to knock it off for that reason. (Turned off customers, bad quality, etc)

 

[moorhen]

Also I hope the tattoo get infected tbh.

If he's keeping it bandaged until he returns to his AIDS dungeon and sleeping outside then there's every chance it will.
New tattoos need air and gentle cleaning, and you can guarantee that he's not going to change the bandage Sonju gave him to cover it.