Surgery [5 Feb 2019] Phil suffers from "mysterious discharge" - "Revision surgery has been brought up"

Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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I don't get why people are bagging on Dr. Doogie here, he neutered a dangerous sped and ensured that it's literally impossible for any little spudlets to be born, plus he helped give us some primo drama in the stale ADF saga. The man deserves a medal for his efforts, and should castrate more dangerous antifa troon exceptional individuals.
As much as I agree, Phil was never going to procreate to begin with.
 

MasterDisaster

I'm here for the juice, baby.
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He's had sex a number of times in excess of zero. That makes him a procreation risk, IMO.
I only know of two instances where Phil nearly had sex; the incident where he got so worked up he fear shart himself and the time he threw a big fucking hissy fit because his partner wouldn't fig him (saving the trouble now; figging is when you carve a piece of ginger into a buttplug.) so to compromise he was bought fast food.
 

Positron

Your genderfeels is a beetle: a ladybug beetle
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I only know of two instances where Phil nearly had sex; the incident where he got so worked up he fear shart himself and the time he threw a big fucking hissy fit because his partner wouldn't fig him (saving the trouble now; figging is when you carve a piece of ginger into a buttplug.) so to compromise he was bought fast food.
Those instances were gay sex. Long before that a genuine woman called Maria Paupo offered to let Phil impregnate her. They had sex and Phil cried afterwards.
 

Dentontx

True cousin of Sir Jesus Christ
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Long before that a genuine woman called Maria Paupo offered to let Phil impregnate her. They had sex and Phil cried afterwards.
Can you point me at a source for this? Searching the site turns up nothing.
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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Thank goodness that child was never born, because we don't need another spud running around. One smelly dumb spud is enough for the world.
Amusingly, I think his (half?) brother is also a sped but has been in a home and as a result has been doing significantly better. Sure, he may not be living on his own (though technically neither is Phil), but I bet he's a hell of a lot happier.

It's not a big deal, it's only taking a year to heal and discharging something.
Plus, even if Phil had gotten the chop, I bet he forgot about doing the dilation maintenance as well.
 

Adamska

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It's pretty funny that Phil only ever remembers things we bring up and starts panic-posturing when he realizes he forgot big parts of his identity to make up for the lost time. For those who think he did not get snipped, this is a good sign for you guys since most would be bitching about pain or discharge constantly, even spergs who can ignore pain. For those who think he did, then he's dying of his incompetence via infection and thus providing hilariously dark entertainment as the world's worst minstrel show.

Either way you lose Phil. But then that's your life in general.
 
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