Surgery [5 Feb 2019] Phil suffers from "mysterious discharge" - "Revision surgery has been brought up"

[lurk_moar]

The stink ditch is healing slowly because Phill has undiagnosed and uncontrolled diabetes. That discharge has to be the virulence factors of MRSA. Clean your crotch daily!

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Handy way to reinstate the micropenis Phil. Sure played us with the long game there!

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't get why people are bagging on Dr. Doogie here, he neutered a dangerous sped and ensured that it's literally impossible for any little spudlets to be born, plus he helped give us some primo drama in the stale ADF saga. The man deserves a medal for his efforts, and should castrate more dangerous antifa troon exceptional individuals.

As much as I agree, Phil was never going to procreate to begin with.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Interesting that he feels the need to point out how it's absolutely fine, there's nothing wrong, he is in no way to blame for any of these obvious complications.

I note Slingblade isn't concerned. But then, Phil isn't concerned about Slingblade's back pain either.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

As much as I agree, Phil was never going to procreate to begin with.

He's had sex a number of times in excess of zero. That makes him a procreation risk, IMO.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course he didn’t. Why would a doctor create a gaping wound that needs constant care and attention on someone who can’t even accomplish the most basic of adult tasks.

Because he's a shitty quack who made a lot of money at taxpayer expense by butchering dicks.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Discharge is a pretty name for Phil's and Vodka Goblin's first born.

 

[MasterDisaster]

He's had sex a number of times in excess of zero. That makes him a procreation risk, IMO.

I only know of two instances where Phil nearly had sex; the incident where he got so worked up he fear shart himself and the time he threw a big fucking hissy fit because his partner wouldn't fig him (saving the trouble now; figging is when you carve a piece of ginger into a buttplug.) so to compromise he was bought fast food.

 

[Positron]

I only know of two instances where Phil nearly had sex; the incident where he got so worked up he fear shart himself and the time he threw a big fucking hissy fit because his partner wouldn't fig him (saving the trouble now; figging is when you carve a piece of ginger into a buttplug.) so to compromise he was bought fast food.

Those instances were gay sex. Long before that a genuine woman called Maria Paupo offered to let Phil impregnate her. They had sex and Phil cried afterwards.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Those instances were gay sex. Long before that a genuine woman called Maria Paupo offered to let Phil impregnate her. They had sex and Phil cried afterwards.

Thank goodness that child was never born, because we don't need another spud running around. One smelly dumb spud is enough for the world.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

So when will he post pictures of the toxic discharge from his gaping crotch wound?

 

[Ray Streip]

It's not a big deal, it's only taking a year to heal and discharging something.

 

[Dentontx]

Long before that a genuine woman called Maria Paupo offered to let Phil impregnate her. They had sex and Phil cried afterwards.

Can you point me at a source for this? Searching the site turns up nothing.

 

[Positron]

Can you point me at a source for this? Searching the site turns up nothing.

I got the name wrong, the woman is Maria Pupo. Much of the info, including the e-mail exchanges between Phil and Maria, have gone to the Heaven of Internet Tidbits, but some old guards still remember the story.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

After a while, Phil will be making his own cheese. That's if he really followed through with his trip to the chop shop.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Kiwi agent Dr Dugi did a good job infecting Phil.

Next assignment is to give him a giant penis

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if the reason he’s talking about revision surgery is because he realized that he could no longer post nudes.

 

[Nigonidas]

I'm still betting it all on black that he didn't get it done and this is just to remind people of his lie and get tranny cred.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Thank goodness that child was never born, because we don't need another spud running around. One smelly dumb spud is enough for the world.

Amusingly, I think his (half?) brother is also a sped but has been in a home and as a result has been doing significantly better. Sure, he may not be living on his own (though technically neither is Phil), but I bet he's a hell of a lot happier.

It's not a big deal, it's only taking a year to heal and discharging something.

Plus, even if Phil had gotten the chop, I bet he forgot about doing the dilation maintenance as well.

 

[Adamska]

It's pretty funny that Phil only ever remembers things we bring up and starts panic-posturing when he realizes he forgot big parts of his identity to make up for the lost time. For those who think he did not get snipped, this is a good sign for you guys since most would be bitching about pain or discharge constantly, even spergs who can ignore pain. For those who think he did, then he's dying of his incompetence via infection and thus providing hilariously dark entertainment as the world's worst minstrel show.

Either way you lose Phil. But then that's your life in general.