FIGGIN [5 Jan 19] Phil is now "Antifa Firearms Instructor"! -

[Positron]

Our little tard is going places!

 

[Furina]

I'm looking forward to Phil adding even more new holes to his body if he ever actually gets his hands on a real firearm. Hopefully one will be in the back of his head.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Possibly the best thing that could happen to Antifags.

 

[gobbogobb]

Zoe better dust off that medic kit. They're gonna need it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The closest Phil will ever get to being a firearms instructor is when medical students study the case of the man who somehow got an Airsoft rifle stuck up his own ass.

 

[The Shadow]

Neat patch. I guess even Anarchists use Amazon.

 

[d12]

This can only end well, surely with brave Latinas such as Phil die Orange Führer's days are numbered.

 

[Rei is shit]

He'll shoot his eye out.

 

[Positron]

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, pretend.”

FTFY.

 

[Rokko]

I know antifa cant have high expectations, but phil who never shot an actual gun as a firearm instructor would be too low even for them.

 

[Cubanodun]

The closest Phil will ever get to being a firearms instructor is when medical students study the case of the man who somehow got an Airsoft rifle stuck up his own ass.

Ass? we know where he is going to put it

 

[Judge Holden]

Ass? we know where he is going to put it

Well when you think about it, firing off airsoft rounds deep, deeep into the maggot infested pus well is probably the closest he will ever get to sexual gratificatioon these days, and he will probably not even try to fish the rounds out after he is finished and thus allow the abscess-snatch to grow even further into his flesh

Also while I am pretty certain he is just spewing bullshit again to get our attention* it is pretty amusing to imagine just how fucking bad morale would be among those who sign up to his gun classes. Im guessing by the end of first class like half those there would have already shot themselves, and the rest would be slowly taking aim at phil

*like with so many other things potato man says

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh no, he bought a fucking patch with words on it.

Idiot isn't even smart enough to get a BB gun.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

"Hello fellow anti-fascists, today we will learn how to safely handle a firearm. Remember to always treat a firearm as if it loaded and to keep the barrel pointed at anyone who isn't a communist."

 

[ON 190]

What gets me is that the picture could be from anywhere. Neither Phil nor any other things attached to him are in the photo.

 

[Some Manajerk]

"Hello fellow anti-fascists, today we will learn how to safely handle a firearm. Remember to always treat a firearm as if it loaded and to keep the barrel pointed at anyone who isn't a communist."

"Why are all of you pointing them at me?"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“Today’s lesson: how to operate a firearm when your fingers are too fat to fit through the trigger guard.”

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

 

[Lunete]

Okay Phil you bought a little patch.
Now buy an actual gun.