FIGGIN [5 Jan 19] Phil is now "Antifa Firearms Instructor"! -
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For all intents and purposes, a handgun has now become his new item of desire, the long awaited successor to the bike.
Which means once Phil gets it? He'll make a stupid little shrine to it and basically leave it alone once the novelty wears off.
Handguns have always been a object of desire for Phil, since they are an intregral part of his violent fantasies. He specifically wants a "commie" gun like the Nagant revolver. He also want to obtain a shitty cheapo gun like a Kel-Tec, because "gangsta".
Perhaps next he can declare himself the Antifa "bicycle instructor", secure in the knowledge that since he's the only one too dumb to ride a bike, he'll never have his ignorance exposed by being called upon to actually give riding lessons.
I guess rent and electricity are less important to Phil than having yet another slogan attached to him. Attention is more important than utilities.
Nice to prove to your antifa friends that you read Kiwi Farms regularly, Phil.
Nice to prove to your antifa friends that you read Kiwi Farms regularly, Phil.
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Phil, you don't own a gun, you're not a firearms instructor, and even if you owned a gun, you'd probably accidentally shoot yourself in the foot or something before you could ever try to shoot imaginary fascists or Kiwis.
You couldn't afford a Kel-Tec or Hi-Point with your pitiful tugboat and terrible spending habits, let alone something as expensive as an antique Nagant revolver (which was originally a Tsarist gun before the Commie scum took over)
Fuck, you couldn't even afford some really-low end pawn shop Saturday Night Special from Rohm RG or Raven Arms.
Buying a patch from eBay doesn't prove jack shit. If you really have a gun, pics or GTFO.
You couldn't afford a Kel-Tec or Hi-Point with your pitiful tugboat and terrible spending habits, let alone something as expensive as an antique Nagant revolver (which was originally a Tsarist gun before the Commie scum took over)
Fuck, you couldn't even afford some really-low end pawn shop Saturday Night Special from Rohm RG or Raven Arms.
Buying a patch from eBay doesn't prove jack shit. If you really have a gun, pics or GTFO.
Because clearly, owning a gun makes you so much edgier, especially when you've never actually fired said gun before.
I've posted in regards to this before, he's lied about own a Nagant before, they don't show up much on the mil surplus and they are absurdly bad fire arms all around.
Phil learns from media as many idiots tend to do, one of the biggest tells aside phil lying and hiding the pistol in his proof video. He fires 6 rounds and it's empty. The nagant holds 7, most wheel guns are six shooters, that's not a debate not all are though, but a big dummy liar like Phil it's a revolver so, it's 6 shots.
Also Phil manages DA shots off it, I am not joking when I say he's too weak to do it a DA pull on one is OVER 20 lbs. Take a look at a a gallon jug of water, now picture 3 of them together and pulling them 3-5 inches off one finger. I can barely do it and I've done some trigger work on the gun.
Back when Phil lied about it they were sub 100 bucks per. But legally he can't own firearms anyway.
He's not an instructor of anything, people do homeless and being filth better. How is Toren feeling about all these new guns and lasers and swords showing up?
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But, unless I am wrong. He physically can't legally get a firearm and the moment he posts anything about it, he would get a knock on the door by the police.
So keen is Phil to score one tiny victory against us that he has to prove to everyone that he’s lying about being a firearms instructor. What a tard.
Wait...Phil can't legally own a firearm? Forgive my ignorance, but this is new to me.
I mean, I know he'd never be able to get a firearm due to financial reasons, but I didn't know he had legal barriers in there as well.
Was he ever convicted of a felony or involuntarily committed? Does it have something to do with the McCain drawing from 2008?
Or does Oregon have some sort of law that keeps SSI beneficiaries from owning firearms? Given how much of a leftist cesspit Portland is, I would not be surprised if there was some state or local law that would do something as stupid as that.
If I am missing something (and I probably am), please let me know.
I mean, I know he'd never be able to get a firearm due to financial reasons, but I didn't know he had legal barriers in there as well.
Was he ever convicted of a felony or involuntarily committed? Does it have something to do with the McCain drawing from 2008?
Or does Oregon have some sort of law that keeps SSI beneficiaries from owning firearms? Given how much of a leftist cesspit Portland is, I would not be surprised if there was some state or local law that would do something as stupid as that.
If I am missing something (and I probably am), please let me know.
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If an ANTIFA member buys a patch that says "Firearm Instructor Trainer" then is Phil outranked? Would that mean he'd have to wait 4-7 business days before he could promote himself with another patch or is overnight delivery allowed in ANTIFA's power structure?
During Phil's long hobo saga he's got himself chucked in a nut house. That alone for 5 years bars you firearm ownership. Phil's lied about buying a gun that I own, both of mine were literally sub 100 dollars. Less than a bean, a ben a frankie, a c note, what slang you want. 89 dollars was the cost when he lied. He's poor a shit all he does is buy cheese because he's fat.
Today is Jan 6 2019, and let me link a sales price that is "middle ground" https://www.gunbroker.com/item/795271474 for these guns. We are talking 250+
Fuck for how trash they are, I should sell one of mine have a nice dinner bottle of wine see something in IMAX...
I’m now just picturing a bunch of fat, smelly people clad in black, riding bicycles, with way too many Patches on their clothing, wielding airsoft guns, ranting about Kiwis and Fascists led by Phil himself at the head. None of them can ride properly and end up crashing into pretty much everything they come across.
The Antifa Biohazard Bicycle Brigade.
The Antifa Biohazard Bicycle Brigade.
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No one is more rank than Phil.
Wow dude you were at the last 4chan /k/ meet?
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