FIGGIN [5 Jan 19] Phil is now "Antifa Firearms Instructor"! -

[Snuckening]

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

And those who won't, buy $12.95 patches off ebay.

This is like the saddest kind of half-ass stolen valour possible. The men who train soccer-moms to use their pink Hi-Point 9mm with the Hello Kitty grip scales fought and died for the honour of wearing that patch!!

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I don't know which I look forward to more: Phil shooting himself or someone else in antifa or Phil claiming he got raped by someone in antifa.

 

[StoicMoose]

Phil is the biggest example of antifa just the latest fad for people who were scene, goth etc etc

 

['tism]

Let's see your targets Phil. Gotta show off those qualifications.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Oh so he paid a premium in price, shipping and time just to say "fuck you" to basically ebay.

Also, its either iron on, velcro or some shitty pin back because sewing is hard and needles are sharp!

 

[Ray Streip]

I own a Rage Against the Machine shirt, does that mean I'm a member of the band Phil?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I own a Rage Against the Machine shirt, does that mean I'm a member of the band Phil?

If he even has to think for half a second about this, that means someone could literally murder him by giving him a Grateful Dead shirt.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So if I painted the words "MORE POWERFUL THAN ISABEL ROSA ARAUJO" on a T-shirt, I guess Phil would have to submit to me.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Our little tard is going places!

Yeah he's going some place alright. Jesus Christ. Hey Phil, care to tell us the rules of firearm safety? I can't wait til you start talking about how to properly handle a firearm. Are you also going to teach the other tards your "perfected" firearm stance?

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

Well then I guess it's a good thing for humanity, and the city of portland that Phil can't do either.

What gets me is that the picture could be from anywhere. Neither Phil nor any other things attached to him are in the photo.

Just like the pictures of his trench. Phil just thinks that if he posts a picture of some random ass object, or patch, or something he's integreted into his personality, that everyone will automatically believe it's him, no questions asked.

Perhaps next he can declare himself the Antifa "bicycle instructor", secure in the knowledge that since he's the only one too dumb to ride a bike, he'll never have his ignorance exposed by being called upon to actually give riding lessons.

The only time that will ever happen is if antifa wanted to teach it's members how to ride a stationary bike, because fatfuck is a master of doing that.

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Wow, good job being a hypocrite there Phil, how do you think your communist friends would feel about you being a patron of Amazon? Also, Phil answered the question so nicely, like he think you actually want to buy one of those shitty patches. Phil, we aren't stupid like you.

For all intents and purposes, a handgun has now become his new item of desire, the long awaited successor to the bike.

Which means once Phil gets it? He'll make a stupid little shrine to it and basically leave it alone once the novelty wears off.

That's pretty much what he will do. He will posture with it, point it at the camera and write something like "I'm coming to get you kiwi farms and facists, better watch out, because Izzy hell has a piece" or some other nonsense, get no asspats, then repost the same stupid image for the next couple days. Eventually, he will get bored of it, and stop using it, just like he did with his daughter bike that he swore up and down he was going to learn to ride after he got his dick chopped off.

 

[thx1138]

Wait, Philthy wants a Kel-Tec? The preferred firearm of George Zimmerman? As endorsed by conservative talk pundit Dana Loesch? Nice to know you'll line their pockets if you did buy one, Phil! And I thought you'd get yourself an imported Tokorev semi-auto or a Chinese "100 rounds then discard" SKS rifle. Tsk. Stalin is turning over in his grave, comrade!

The closest Phil will ever get to being a firearms instructor is when medical students study the case of the man who somehow got an Airsoft rifle stuck up his own ass.

"Somehow"

 

[AnOminous]

What gets me is that the picture could be from anywhere. Neither Phil nor any other things attached to him are in the photo.

I don't believe it without Phil's mongoloid pig eyes derping out in it.

 

[ON 190]

I don't believe it without Phil's mongoloid pig eyes derping out in it.

You know you're a failure when people require seeing your derpy, slanted eyes to prove it's a picture of you.

 

[Harlan Wick]

So what gun range is going to let a collection of fuck ups be taught by an even larger fuck up?

 

[AnOminous]

So what gun range is going to let a collection of fuck ups be taught by an even larger fuck up?

He doesn't need a range to put an iron on patch on his tard gear.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

"Those who are unable to, teach." - CWC

 

[The Dude]

So Phil popped off a few rounds into the side of a dirt pile and bought a velcro patch, and now he wants people to believe he is a firearms instructor. Guys, I can't stop laughing! It's really starting to hurt! I can't breathe, please help!

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dude is the exact same type of person as a dumb redneck who gets those Old Glory catalogs and buys anything with the word "tactical" in the name

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ignoring the fact that Phil has accidentally admitted to lying about his rank, and the fact that even someone who knows nothing about guns can tell he’s bullshitting, he’s forgotten that he also claimed to have severe PTSD, DID and bipolar disorder, all of which would render him unsuitable for the position.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh so he paid a premium in price, shipping and time just to say "fuck you" to basically ebay.

Also, its either iron on, velcro or some shitty pin back because sewing is hard and needles are sharp!

Doesn't matter if he got it from Amazon or Ebay, it still makes him a consumer whore.

 

[break these cuffs]

Next you faggots are going to tell me that I'm not an employee of the Weyland Yutani Corporation.