500+ LB LIFE| EXERCISE WITH ME - She’s probably 600 lbs now

What would you rather?

  • Wipe Al every time she goes to the bathroom

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Watch Al exercise in the nude 5 times a week

    Votes: 165 67.3%
  • Make out with Becky 3 times a week

    Votes: 40 16.3%
  • Eat Al’s cooking for an entire year

    Votes: 38 15.5%

  • Total voters
    245

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I know the makeup that she was throwing away was cheap crap, but she never even used it. Our gorl talks about how humble and giving she is, but she never donates any of the shit she doesn't use! Unless she has an orbiter to pawn her stuff off to, she just throws it away. Going out to a homeless or woman's shelter would be too much work because that requires actually leaving her house.
she probably gave it to hannah. or rafe to put on hannah.
 
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Prince Lotor

It's my fucking day off! What?
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If she really wants to start exercising I think the #1 thing she should do (besides not eating 6,000+ calories a day) is she needs to go see a lymphedema therapist immediately! There is so much interstitial pressure in her legs from fluid buildup and fat that her legs from below her hips and butt do not jiggle in the slightest when she waddles around.
If she got the swelling in her legs down she would have a much easier time walking. She should be wearing compression socks and/or be wearing a compression wrap 24/7. In just a few days of intensive lymphedema therapy she could see a reduction of up to 90% of the excess fluid in her legs.
This would go a long ways towards getting her mobile. I genuinely can't tell if she's so stupid she doesn't understand what's happening to her legs and just thinks everythings fine and her legs are 'healthy, just big'. She's probably past the point of permanently damaging the lymphatic vascular systems in her legs and will need to see a lymphedema specialist for the rest of her life.

However this is all bullshit trolling to keep the YouTube sheckles rolling, and she just wants to eat herself to death while acting like a smarmy cunt.
 

ThatGayElfFromDragonAge

Meh
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If she really wants to start exercising I think the #1 thing she should do (besides not eating 6,000+ calories a day) is she needs to go see a lymphedema therapist immediately! There is so much interstitial pressure in her legs from fluid buildup and fat that her legs from below her hips and butt do not jiggle in the slightest when she waddles around.
If she got the swelling in her legs down she would have a much easier time walking. She should be wearing compression socks and/or be wearing a compression wrap 24/7. In just a few days of intensive lymphedema therapy she could see a reduction of up to 90% of the excess fluid in her legs.
This would go a long ways towards getting her mobile. I genuinely can't tell if she's so stupid she doesn't understand what's happening to her legs and just thinks everythings fine and her legs are 'healthy, just big'. She's probably past the point of permanently damaging the lymphatic vascular systems in her legs and will need to see a lymphedema specialist for the rest of her life.

However this is all bullshit trolling to keep the YouTube sheckles rolling, and she just wants to eat herself to death while acting like a smarmy cunt.
Getting it treated would be a tacit admission that her lifestyle choices are killing her. She'd rather die than give the haydurs that satisfaction.
 

Citroen

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I don't know if I'm imagining it but I feel like as little as a year ago there was a spark of genuine ambition in our gorl's weight loss attempts. She failed within 48 hours of course, but it seemed like there was a genuine interest in it and belief that she could eventually do it. Now there's nothing. She just mechanically goes through a trolling routine that micmics her past content. But there's no feeling in any of it, so it's not even good content from a hate watcher's perspective.
 

HalfnHalfUdderCalf

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I’m suspicious she was ‘on’ something in this video. A painkiller like oxy. Her eyes are watery and slow and her tone/demeanor were off. It’s not far fetched considering she was just at the hospital for her bladder infection. They probably gave her a prescription for the pain or just looked at her and realized being her size has to be excruciating. If she is on a painkiller it would explain her ability to have gotten up and out of the house at all.
I suspect we will see emergency room visits more frequently as our gorl tries to get refills. Heading down the Steven Assanti hole.

Also, who stocks up on ugly folding chairs? I’m sure she just places them around the house as resting spots.

As far as the masses unsubscribing, I don’t get it. What’s the end goal? She stops making youtoob money, starts living off the tax payers or just goes broke and stops uploading? Her death spiral becomes private.
If I could hit a button that made her a millionaire I would. Her income makes watching interestesing. She’s got the money she needs for an exciting life and there’s still nothing she can do with it. She can’t buy designer clothes or move out of Kentucky, can’t get a sports car or go on a plane.. she just uses her money to maintain her position in the gaycare and feed her addiction.
 

Damaged Goods

Harvard's vegan propaganda
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Ok, it's been said before but I need to get something off my chest.

Since that cheapo septum ring is fake I was hoping she was just trying it on for a few days but it's been way too long now and she won't stop wearing it. I am not one of those people who think that any kind of septum ring automatically makes you look like cattle but the one she's wearing is the wrong shape and size for her face.

717167

Even in the most flattering screenshot it looks god-awful on her, especially in combination with the nostril hoop. It just doesn't work, gorl! Stop it!!!
 

CindyChafe

Mary-Kate Olsen’s Midnight Snack
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She's throwing out most of the makeup that Becky's mom got her for Christmas, and it looks like she didn't even try any of it out. Sure it's garbage makeup, but this is a great example of what an ungrateful bitch she is.
Oh-ho... I hope this starts another feud with Miss Misty Williams. Can’t wait for the passive aggressive Vaguebook post about relations not being grateful for gifts you give them... or something of the sort. Too bad her Facebook is private now.

I have a degree in addiction recovery and she exhibits every sign of a junkie, the fact the NO ONE who claims to be her friend/ lover gives a fuck about her legitimately makes me sad.
I was going to make a joke accusing you of being Chris from The Rewired Soul but then you said you had a degree so I have nothing.
 
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Masta

Faggot
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I don't know if I'm imagining it but I feel like as little as a year ago there was a spark of genuine ambition in our gorl's weight loss attempts. She failed within 48 hours of course, but it seemed like there was a genuine interest in it and belief that she could eventually do it. Now there's nothing. She just mechanically goes through a trolling routine that micmics her past content. But there's no feeling in any of it, so it's not even good content from a hate watcher's perspective.
Agreed, I’m curious, her life is so empty and so is her vlogs.You aren’t the only person to notice her rapid decline in motivation for weight loss. She would start a new diet, completely forget it, and then gain weight, as it’s just an after thought.
Does she honestly believe she can keep this up for another year?
If she continues to fail her weight loss, people are going to be over it, then views plummet, but maybe I’m just being pessimistic.
 
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

I am your Fairy Wish Prince, at your service
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Walking for her at this weight could cause more damage than the little benefit she'd get from the 10-20 steps she's capable of. If she's starting a serious exercise plan (spoiler: she's not), there's plenty she can do seated, like just lifting her laygs up 40, 50 times.
You're right, walking would probably do more damage than good at this point. It's just a knee-jerk reaction of disgust that makes me want her to actually get up off her fat lazy-pig shelf-ass and do something rather than "exercise"sitting down.

Its also pathetic when you search for "exercises for 600 pound people" the first results are for 300 pound people. You know you're fucked when you have sized yourself out of a search engine

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